Caption thread #10: Running away with the circus!

[waynetravis]

hey Edge, guess what
what?
no PLEBAn's like you

 

[waynetravis]

yes they do
do not
do
not

 

[waynetravis]

now that you said that *moves close to Bono and whispers* i'm not telling you the H-chord
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

great pictures.
can anyone tell me where and when the "mommy"-picture with bono and ali and the violet tie (I love this colour) is from? thanx a lot.

I nicked it from another thread, so I can't really say for sure. I'd guess it to be from about 1998-1999, though.

 

[Galeongirl]

waaayne



Don't worry Edge, we still like you

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

: Haha! Look at me! I'm playing the H chord!
: Wah! I wanna play it!

 

[Babydoll]

Um.. this can't be good
Babydoll: AHA! It worked!! I was right to listen to kafrun's advice to bring a Bono-sized net. Now where'd I put that rope??

he had better watch out in hawaii!

kafrun, you are one of the sweeeeeeetest members of my posse or, "inside joke", as I would say.

 

[Kristin Machina]

Ali: Hey, look over there--PLEBA girls!
Oh no... Hide me!

 

[Kristin Machina]

*snicker* I can't believe Bono fell for that H-cord gag! This will be years of fun!
(off camera) *snicker* I can't believe Edge fell for that "superglue on your palm" gag! This will be years of fun!

 

[Galeongirl]

he had better watch out in hawaii!

kafrun, you are one of the sweeeeeeetest members of my posse or, "inside joke", as I would say.

*feels replaced*

don't you dare stealing Kafrun away from me!!!!

Kristin... I like the tshirt one

 

[waynetravis]

: Haha! Look at me! I'm playing the H chord!
: Wah! I wanna play it!

that's the perfect follow-up to my caption!!

:edge *snicker* I can't believe Bono fell for that H-cord gag! This will be years of fun!
:adam (off camera) *snicker* I can't believe Edge fell for that "superglue on your palm" gag! This will be years of fun!

 

[kafrun]

You guys crack me up, why can't I take you home with me?


As per request, for Molly

: *nerding it up*
Audience:
Dik Evans: This used to be my band, y'know. We were cool before we let the little guy in

 

[kafrun]

I thought the caption thread readers would appreciate this.. It's crap, but it fits in here:

Bono and his Shiny Edge

 

[kafrun]

Another for Molly:

Oprah: OMG!! Bono, you're SOOO hawt!!
: Oh for the love of........ The PLEBAns, they're everywhere Can we, uhh, talk about Africa??
Oprah: OOOH, can I wear THE glasses?? Wow..

 

[Bonochick]

Bono: Hey, you told me that I couldn't play your guitar because it was custom-made only to respond to your touch! You lied! You just didn't want me to play it! Don't you trust me???

Edge: Well...what about what happened to my laptop?

Bono: But...

Edge: And my cell phone?

Bono: Not my fault!!!!

Edge: And my CAT???????

Bono: ....

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

^ Edge's cat!

that's the perfect follow-up to my caption!!

! I didn't even think about that at the time!

 

[Galeongirl]

Bono: Hey, you told me that I couldn't play your guitar because it was custom-made only to respond to your touch! You lied! You just didn't want me to play it! Don't you trust me???

Edge: Well...what about what happened to my laptop?

Bono: But...

Edge: And my cell phone?

Bono: Not my fault!!!!

Edge: And my CAT???????

Bono: ....

what DID he do to poor Velcro???
ghehee he prolly lost it! great caption!

 

[kafrun]

Bonochick - Why can I imagine that really happening?

I's ssssso drunk right now Bono, I's just gunna hold onto you sooos I don't fall..
Errr, could be a baaaad idea, buddy. I have a feeling we're both going down in about 2.4 seconds..
*smile and they won't know you're drunk, smile and they won't know you're drunk..* *hold onto Bono so you don't fall*
*sigh*

 

[Babydoll]

^^

drunk larry what do u think is the answer to my question, about whether he is easy to take advantage of?

 

[kafrun]

Edge, come help me get this phone to work. I need to call Galeongirl
Errr, ok... Uhhhh, let's see here......... Isn't this a bad time to be making a phone call though?
Do it, ScienceBoy!

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

^ ScienceBoy!

 

[Galeongirl]

Edge, come help me get this phone to work. I need to call Galeongirl
Errr, ok... Uhhhh, let's see here......... Isn't this a bad time to be making a phone call though?
Do it, ScienceBoy!

ACK EDGE!@! you lowsy scientist, I never received a call!!!


getting a call from Bono... bedrooom voice...

 

[kafrun]

Hey Edge.. *poke* Hey.. *poke* Hey Edge *poke* Watcha doin' Edge? *poke*
Giving a speech And you're in for a world of hurt, buddy..

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Another spin on that one:

: I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you.
: *thinking* I swear, if he doesn't stop it, I'm going to slap him.

Two minutes later:
: OW! What was that for?! Adam! Edge hit me!



It's like a scene out of my own childhood

 

[Galeongirl]

Hey Edge.. *poke* Hey.. *poke* Hey Edge *poke* Watcha doin' Edge? *poke*
Giving a speech And you're in for a world of hurt, buddy..

*bounces around*
ack!! poking people is MY habit Bono, MINE!!!! *bounce*
ack that mischievous boyish look on his face...

 

[waynetravis]

continuing the ScienceBoy gag

At Bono's house, Edge helps Bono set-up his new computer:

ok, this cable goes here...... that goes there,..... load up this, ....connect that....
*thinking* look at him thinks he's so smart with all this tech...tech..nol.ogy stuff. why won't he let me help?

 

[kafrun]

^

After-party at Edge's house! You're all invited! His address is........
WHA?!

 

[kafrun]

OMG!! Look!! Bono!! I know that guy!!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

:children: Tell us about the time you caught the fish, Bono...was it really this big?
:woman in blue dress: Don't encourage him to tell this story again! He never shuts up about it!
: You really want to hear it? Okay, here it goes. I was out all alone on my fishing boat, when all of a sudden,
:woman in blue dress:

 

[Galeongirl]

:children: Tell us about the time you caught the fish, Bono...was it really this big?
:woman in blue dress: Don't encourage him to tell this story again! He never shuts up about it!
: You really want to hear it? Okay, here it goes. I was out all alone on my fishing boat, when all of a sudden,
:woman in blue dress:

LONG LIVE THE FISHERMAN TALES!! *dies laughing*

poor woman in blue dress XD

*snort* yes Bono, we know that guy aswell....