Caption thread #10: Running away with the circus!

[Smilla]

 

[Carmelu2fan]

LOL "juicebox"

I guess it's different for everyone.

I think the key to caption-ing is not to force it. The funniest captions come from an immediate spark or idea you get when you look at a picture and being able to run with it. That and it has to make you laugh first. If it does, you know it will make other people laugh

Onward to captioning:

Oh quit complaining and drink your coconut milk
But I wanted a juicebox *pout* *sip*

*runs to get Adam a juicebox*

 

[SimplyConfused]

Lmao. I really laughed at some of the latest ones. Gosh, I've turned into a lurker on this thread, haven't I? Ha, well thanks, needed a good laugh. Things, you know.

 

[waynetravis]

Bono soon realized his experimentation with marijuana to calm his nerves before a speech was a BAD idea..
Look! See? When I move my hand like this it makes shiny trails in the air... *waves hand around*


OR


Bono explained how he persuaded President Bush to promise more foreign aid to Africa..
And then I smacked him upside his head like that and said "AY!! You listen to Teh Bono when he tells you to do something!" *air-smacks* Yep. Just like that.

OR

whilst he was speeching, the shiny buttons on his sleeve caught his eye


oh, hello!

 

[waynetravis]

i clicked 'quote' instead of 'edit'

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

I guess it's different for everyone.

I think the key to caption-ing is not to force it. The funniest captions come from an immediate spark or idea you get when you look at a picture and being able to run with it. That and it has to make you laugh first. If it does, you know it will make other people laugh

Onward to captioning:

Oh quit complaining and drink your coconut milk
But I wanted a juicebox *pout* *sip*

Um, I didn't really think the H chord joke was all that funny when I first posted it, but now it's become the stuff of legend. So, my advice for newbie captioners: Go ahead and post it if you think of it. It's not like we're all going to throw lemons at you or anything!

 

[bono_212]

lemons



Yes i've definently started lurking as well, not that I was ever a big captioner in the first place

 

[Galeongirl]

OR

whilst he was speeching, the shiny buttons on his sleeve caught his eye


oh, hello!

lol I thought of that tooo.... but it'd be more like
why hello there, how YOU doin'?


but Kafrun didn't like it.....

 

[Kristin Machina]

I tell you guys to bring back ONE thing from the store, and look at what you bring back! Didn't you even read the list?
But I gotta have my Pops!
But my time machine only runs on condensed soup!
And the bass was on sale with coupons.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Bono was utterly perplexed...
: Wait a minute. Whenever I walk up to a gate, there should be hundreds of adoring fans lining up to see me and give me love. Where'd they all go? Hello? Rock star here...where is everybody? I say, rock star here!!!!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

LG: Hey Edge! Did you get a chance to read the caption book?

 

[Galeongirl]

Bono was utterly perplexed...
: Wait a minute. Whenever I walk up to a gate, there should be hundreds of adoring fans lining up to see me and give me love. Where'd they all go? Hello? Rock star here...where is everybody? I say, rock star here!!!!

awwwww don't worry B, I'm here!!!

 

[Bono Mot]

awwwww don't worry B, I'm here!!!

Me too! Don't cry Mr. Rock Star Man.

(He really does look perplexed! "Where did I leave the car?" Try right behind ya. hehe)

 

[hcbiggs2002]

Bono was utterly perplexed...
: Wait a minute. Whenever I walk up to a gate, there should be hundreds of adoring fans lining up to see me and give me love. Where'd they all go? Hello? Rock star here...where is everybody? I say, rock star here!!!!

Runs up and gives our Bman a big bear hug! "We still love ya Sweetie!"

 

[flybabe]

Bono was utterly perplexed...
: Wait a minute. Whenever I walk up to a gate, there should be hundreds of adoring fans lining up to see me and give me love. Where'd they all go? Hello? Rock star here...where is everybody? I say, rock star here!!!!

I love you B-man,you won`t miss me if I see you!!!

 

[Kristin Machina]

Well, the sign says "Maximum Occupancy: Four People", but I'm sure we can squeeze you in

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

^ Dirty, dirty thoughts, Kristin!!




I likey!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kristin Machina]

Paul: Edge! I've just been talking with Bono...you must show me the H-cord!
...the midget must die...

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

^

And I must add onto this one:

Well, the sign says "Maximum Occupancy: Four People", but I'm sure we can squeeze you in

: But Bono... I think that's a PLEBAn!

 

[Bono's Doll]

Going down.

 

[Kristin Machina]

^ Nice one, Doll.

Love in an elevator, livin' it up when I'm going doooowowowowowowowwooooowwwwnnnn!

 

[Kristin Machina]

HELP! I've been kidnapped! These strange girls said they needed help with their beachball collection and...
PLEBAns: Oh Bono, we've got peaches for you.
Oh good, I'm starvin'
PLEBAns: They're not for eating
....HELP!

 

[hcbiggs2002]

This caption refers to another thread, thoughs of you who have posted there will get it!!

Now I wonder where that bus is?!? The girls said it should be parked around here somewhere!?! Hope there's enough smores left over for me!!!

 

[bono_212]

oh there will be PLENTY of s'mores for bono

 

[Galeongirl]

HELP! I've been kidnapped! These strange girls said they needed help with their beachball collection and...
PLEBAns: Oh Bono, we've got peaches for you.
Oh good, I'm starvin'
PLEBAns: They're not for eating :mac
....HELP! :scream

oh but they ARE for eating.. eventually.... I think...




I like the Hchord too... poor Macca!

 

[kafrun]

Ok, I think this has been done before, but..

Macca: Edge, I'm sure you've heard that I'm single now..
Yes
Macca: Edge, I did it for you. We can finally be together and it's legal now. Marry me, Edge!
Wow.. Of course I'll marry you! This is like a dream come true!
Oohhh, Bono's not gonna be happy

 

[kafrun]

ACK! PLEBAns have found our secret fortress! You can't get in, this place is inpenetrable
PLEBAns *whipping out hacksaws, powerdrills and safety goggles* Alright ladies.. *unrolling the blueprint* You work here, you work over there, we'll work on this.. Just like we planned, alright?
ACK! No!! SHOO, PLEBAns!! Larrrrrryyyyyyy?? Quick, do an extra-mean deathglare or something!
PLEBAns *bzzzzzzzzzzzz* *saw-saw-saw* *rattle* *pop*
ACK!!

 

[kafrun]

nvm

 

[kafrun]

Some people mistakenly assume that the origin of Bono's beachball fetish was Slane. In fact, Bono spotted his first beachball in Rattle and Hum..

Oh oh OH, please.. Can I see that thing you've got there? PLLLLEEEASE?? Bono like.. Bono want

 

[kafrun]

Hmm.. maybe those PLEBAns aren't so scary after all. Maybe I can climb down and say hi.. *begins to climb down* *shoe falls off and drops to the crowd below*
PLEBAns: *RAVAGE* *rip, tear, shred*
Or maybe not.