Caption-ing #11: We kid because those U2 boys totally have it coming..

[kafrun]

: Hey, baby, wanna dance? C'mon, look at these moves! Yeah! You know you wanna dance with me. C'mon!

Why oh why can't sleazy guys in bars look like that?

That look is just deadly

Keep those captions coming, ladies

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

extraordinary


Madlibs? what is this you speak of in regards to the holy grail that is the mad lib

First you must answer me these questions three... or however they say it in that movie.

Ah, Madlibs. I used to make U2 themed Madlibs in the old Zoo and they were great. It was so fun to see what other people did with the stories. I think my favorite one was when Bono got writer's block and Edge told him he had to smear a concoction of Kit Kat Bars and bananas on his bare arse to conquer the writer's block. Every time I see Kit Kat Bars, I snicker. (No pun intended. Well, maybe intended a little bit.) Maybe if you kids are really, really good I could try to do it again.

 

[Kristin Machina]

First you must answer me these questions three... or however they say it in that movie.

Ah, Madlibs. I used to make U2 themed Madlibs in the old Zoo and they were great. It was so fun to see what other people did with the stories. I think my favorite one was when Bono got writer's block and Edge told him he had to smear a concoction of Kit Kat Bars and bananas on his bare arse to conquer the writer's block. Every time I see Kit Kat Bars, I snicker. (No pun intended. Well, maybe intended a little bit.) Maybe if you kids are really, really good I could try to do it again.

Oooh, could you? Please?

 

[Galeongirl]

Angelina: Mmmm....Bono I know we're both here to save the world and end poverty, but I'd still like to make some Achtung Babies with him
Africa...*whispers*Is Miss Jolie staring at my bum again?
Man: Watch your back, sir.

LOL!!! that one had me laughing out loud...


LG, I love the extraordinary caption aswell... I love those!

 

[Kristin Machina]

Ahhh...that's more like it.
Told you I'd find a way to relax without leaving the stage.
You're a genius...*sniff* Uh, Edge...
What?
I smell superglue
ADAM!!

 

[Galeongirl]

they're so cute togehter

 

[MadDaisy]

Ahhh...that's more like it.
Told you I'd find a way to relax without leaving the stage.
You're a genius...*sniff* Uh, Edge...
What?
I smell superglue
ADAM!!

Such a cute pic!

Bad Adam lol

 

[Dahlia]

:bono : Ahhh...that's more like it.
:edge : Told you I'd find a way to relax without leaving the stage.
You're a genius...*sniff* Uh, Edge...
What?
I smell superglue
ADAM!!

I knew it

the pic

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Bono screamed when he realized he'd forgotten yet again to put his teeth in before the show.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: So Bruce was being a total pain the arse with wanting to sing with us on stage. I mean, yeah, he's kinda okay with his singing, but you really gotta, you really gotta just have that something special when you sing our songs, to get inside them and everything. Bruce just doesn't have that and I really didn't want him to join us on stage, but Larry said we'd never hear the end of his bitching and whining if we didn't let him. What? He's what?

:bruce::

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Bono participates in the 12th annual bare-handed "Whack-A-Mole-a-thon" to try to appear cool to his kids. (I don't think it worked. )

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Shamelessly stolen from BonoFox's autosig:

The Bonotheistic view: The universe DOES revolve around Bono!

 

[MadDaisy]

Bono screamed when he realized he'd forgotten yet again to put his teeth in before the show.

Please no

 

[Kristin Machina]

I...hate...WATERMARKS! *spankspankspank* Go away! Watermarks BAD!

 

[Galeongirl]

Shamelessly stolen from BonoFox's autosig:

The Bonotheistic view: The universe DOES revolve around Bono!

I bow down to thee, God Bono!



seriously, he's my God!





great captions LG!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Please no

Yes, and it happened before a few cap threads ago...

 

[Galeongirl]

: some politician I should recognize: For everything you've done for the poorest of the poor and people with no voice in this world, we present you with this prize....

omg, those... for ... me??? wow... they look reeeeaaallyyy fine! ok calm down Bono, don't let them see how happy this makes you, it's all just an act right?



GIVE BONO!!!!!!

:ali: Please tell me this is a nightmare... please, don't do this to me.... not again.... now, all I'll hear night after night.... 'ooooh Aliiiiii aren't they shiiiiiinyyyyyyyy' with some drooly noises... ... there IS a limit a woman can take ok?

 

[hcbiggs2002]

Good one GG! I love the 'shiny' jokes!!

 

[Devlin]

: some politician I should recognize: For everything you've done for the poorest of the poor and people with no voice in this world, we present you with this prize....

omg, those... for ... me??? wow... they look reeeeaaallyyy fine! ok calm down Bono, don't let them see how happy this makes you, it's all just an act right?



GIVE BONO!!!!!!

:ali: Please tell me this is a nightmare... please, don't do this to me.... not again.... now, all I'll hear night after night.... 'ooooh Aliiiiii aren't they shiiiiiinyyyyyyyy' with some drooly noises... ... there IS a limit a woman can take ok?

pffffftttt *choke*
Nice.

 

[geegeelovesadam]

: some politician I should recognize: For everything you've done for the poorest of the poor and people with no voice in this world, we present you with this prize....

omg, those... for ... me??? wow... they look reeeeaaallyyy fine! ok calm down Bono, don't let them see how happy this makes you, it's all just an act right?



GIVE BONO!!!!!!

:ali: Please tell me this is a nightmare... please, don't do this to me.... not again.... now, all I'll hear night after night.... 'ooooh Aliiiiii aren't they shiiiiiinyyyyyyyy' with some drooly noises... ... there IS a limit a woman can take ok?

Great caption

 

[U2democrat]

My first caption attempt, wish me luck:

What the fook are YOU lookin at?
(whispering to edge): psst...Edge...don't tell Bono but I see a shiny penny on the ground.
Right, not a word.
With me standing in profile like this, the world can get a really good look at how cool my mullet is! This style will never die!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

^ It's great!!! The mullet shall never die!!!!!!!!!!!

Plus it's a new photo to me

 

[U2democrat]

Thanks!


All the credit for the photo goes to Chacco, it was posted in the Misc thread.

 

[BonoFox1]

Shamelessly stolen from BonoFox's autosig:

The Bonotheistic view: The universe DOES revolve around Bono!

*sig serving it's purpose *

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Bono! Come over here, look at this shiny thing I found!!!
: Oooo! A shiny!!! <runs>


<stubs toe> OUCH!!!! F%CK!!!!

: He falls for it every time!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: What the...? House of Beach Balls? Driver!!! STOP THIS CAR!!!

: Doo, doo, doo... I don't know this guy.

~OR~

B: Larry, look, a jewelry store!
L: I ain't buying you the ring again, Bono. You'll have to find the ones you've lost already.
B: But...but...
L: Nope. Ain't working. Not this time.
B: But...<whimpers> I promise I won't lose it again!
L: Oh okay. I don't know why I keep doing this.
B:

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

:ali:
: What the...are those PLEBAns? Yep - they're PLEBAns, stacking themselves in a pyramid. Except it's not a pyramid...they're...they're spelling my name! <turns to Ali> Ali, look at those beautiful PLEBAns...
:ali:
: Uh, okay...yeah, that's sad, really, what they're doing. <secretly gives thumbs up to PLEBAns>

 

[Smilla]

Bono screamed when he realized he'd forgotten yet again to put his teeth in before the show.

 

[waynetravis]

: Bono! Come over here, look at this shiny thing I found!!!
: Oooo! A shiny!!! <runs>


<stubs toe> OUCH!!!! F%CK!!!!

: He falls for it every time!

 

[Galeongirl]

:ali:
: What the...are those PLEBAns? Yep - they're PLEBAns, stacking themselves in a pyramid. Except it's not a pyramid...they're...they're spelling my name! <turns to Ali> Ali, look at those beautiful PLEBAns...
:ali:
: Uh, okay...yeah, that's sad, really, what they're doing. <secretly gives thumbs up to PLEBAns>

lol, I wonder how many PLEBAns it would take to build a Bono pyramid!

had never seen this pic before, lemme guess, it's from the leather day thread XD