Caption-ing #11: We kid because those U2 boys totally have it coming..

[DreamOutLoud13]

Okay, tiny picture, overused joke, but whatever:

: I'm telling you Ali, it was this big!
Ali: It was not.
: Yes it was.
Ali: Bono, I was there. It was 15 minutes ago. We're still on the boat. The fish is right there in the cooler by your feet.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

^ Overused joke = yes.

Funnier than hell = YES!!!!!!!!!

(Icing on the cake was the part about the cooler!)

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: !!!!! I banged the bejesus out of my fingers!!!!!!!!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: There's no way it'll happen, Laurence.

: I'll bet ya a million dollars! In 20 years I will get a faux mullet and grease it up and the chicks will still dig me!

: You're on, pretty boy!

: Easy money, smart guy!

 

[Galeongirl]

Okay, tiny picture, overused joke, but whatever:

: I'm telling you Ali, it was this big!
Ali: It was not.
: Yes it was.
Ali: Bono, I was there. It was 15 minutes ago. We're still on the boat. The fish is right there in the cooler by your feet.

Bono's Fisherman tales



SC hee hee, now we finally know why they cheered so loudly

 

[waynetravis]

and if i stood it up on its end, it would of been about this tall!!

:man: oh really

 

[waynetravis]

pretty flowers, don't ya think?

 

[Galeongirl]

and if i stood it up on its end, it would of been about this tall!!

:man: oh really

yes Bono.. we know... *pets Bono*

he's so cute when he's talking big

 

[Dahlia]

: There's no way it'll happen, Laurence.

: I'll bet ya a million dollars! In 20 years I will get a faux mullet and grease it up and the chicks will still dig me!

: You're on, pretty boy!

: Easy money, smart guy!

love the evil grin

 

[SimplyConfused]

and if i stood it up on its end, it would of been about this tall!!

:man: oh really

You know, the funny thing is, he probably is talking about a fish he caught... I wouldn't be surprised.

 

[bono_212]

The fish joke is back

 

[kafrun]

I know Adam's holding an espresso cup, but..

I'm having a tea party
I should've never bought him that tea set

 

[Carmelu2fan]

Kaf!! loves it I had no idea that was an espresso cup. I thought Adam just had huge hands.

 

[kafrun]

I had no idea that was an espresso cup. I thought Adam just had huge hands.

Probably a bit of both

 

[Devlin]

Adam, did you know I caught a big, shiny fish shaped like a beach ball?

More coffee, please?

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: <thinking> Yeah! This is a great show!
: Sunday Bloody Sundaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay....

Later...during 'One'...

: Edge and I were talking before the show, and he promised to donate $1M to the ONE Campaign and go with me to Washington, D.C. to lobby on its behalf...let's hear it for The Edge!!!!

:crowd: <cheers> Whoo, Edge!!!!!!!!

: What??? All I told him was good luck in doing that!!!!! Sonovabitch!!!!!!!

 

[waynetravis]

I know Adam's holding an espresso cup, but..

I'm having a tea party

!!!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Photo shoot day! Cool!
: Photo shoot day! Yeah!
: I ain't saying nothing to him.
: <whispers> Um, Edge...uh... <whispers quieter> Your fly's undone, mate.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

:rabid PLEBAns: <holding shiny beach ball> Yes, yes, that's it Bono...take the jacket off...good boy...

: :hypnotized by shiny beach ball: Yes, mistresses, yes...






I'll let your filthy mind take it from there!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Old joke, but hey, it works here.

: Caution! I know karate! And a few other Japanese words too.

 

[kafrun]

:rabid PLEBAns: <holding shiny beach ball> Yes, yes, that's it Bono...take the jacket off...good boy...

: :hypnotized by shiny beach ball: Yes, mistresses, yes...






I'll let your filthy mind take it from there!

perfect!

 

[kafrun]

OR

Alright, I'm here for my massage. Phew, that was a crazy show. So tell me, Lemon Grrrrl, how much do you need me to undress before I get on the table?
Lemon Grrrrl Wellllllllll..

 

[Babydoll]

:rabid PLEBAns: <holding shiny beach ball> Yes, yes, that's it Bono...take the jacket off...good boy...

: :hypnotized by shiny beach ball: Yes, mistresses, yes...
I'll let your filthy mind take it from there!

!!!!

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Alright, I'm here for my massage. Phew, that was a crazy show. So tell me, Lemon Grrrrl, how much do you need me to undress before I get on the table?
Lemon Grrrrl Wellllllllll..

Good one, Kaf!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

OR

Alright, I'm here for my massage. Phew, that was a crazy show. So tell me, Lemon Grrrrl, how much do you need me to undress before I get on the table?
Lemon Grrrrl Wellllllllll..

 

[Galeongirl]

Old joke, but hey, it works here.

: Caution! I know karate! And a few other Japanese words too.

... I know Karate too Edge.. not just the word.... wanna have a match?

I like the other caption too.... hee hee, I LOVE the smile he has in that pic

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

to Bonocomet for posting this and inspiring me

Gavin: *sings*
: Dammit Gavin, this is a U2 show, let go of my mic! I don't go grabbing the mic at your shows!
Guggi: Yea, you do Bono.
: *whirls around* Guggi! What the hell?! Get off the bleeding stage! Both of you!

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Another old joke here:

: Okay Bono, you can let go of my head now.
: Um, I can't actually.
: Why not?
: Adam smeared glue on your hat again
: ADAM!

 

[kafrun]

Ah, the ol' superglue joke

*closes eyes, rubs Edge's head* Ooooh, Magic 8 ball, will I find a shiny new pair of leather pants for the next show? *attemps to shake Edge's head*
Bono, get the feck off me

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

^ Yours is better.