CALLING ALL U2 EXPERTS!!!!!

[WildHonee]

I keep posting 2 second threads

OK for my friend who is joining we need to breif her on all that is U2. So make fun lists of things she should know! Pick a guy or the group like so

Bono
1. red guitar!
2. long sleeves
3. hot tamale

etc. Or even longer (minds out of the gutters. that word is NOT on my Bono list

)

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~*Mona*~
Bono Representative of the Ambassadorship of the World for L.E.A.T.H.E.R.

"Bono doesn't often sing without the shades. When he does, you know he means Business." ~Matt McGee~

"What you don't have, you don't need it now. What you don't know, you can feel it somehow."~U2~

 

[madamc]

adam clayton:

middle name is CHARLES

also known as SPARKY, and MADAM CLAYTON

is very sexy

dated a bitch a long time ago...

a pisces--march 13, 1960

oh yes, he's sexy too

born in england

used to have a nasty fro

lives in dublin

likes to eat sushi

has a brother, sebastian, who looks like him

is very sexy

tends to offer gum to fans he meets

is always polite

is very sexy

smokes

is addicted to coffee

has 2 rolls of film, chicken and potatoes in his fridge

he is very sexy

is known to collect spoons

has a sexy accent

although he cannot sing very well

he is very sexy looking in a sailor suit

and also looks sexy in a pilot suit (minus the really bad goatee!)

has a nice butt

and uhm... oh yeah, did i mention he was sexy?

DO I NEED TO SAY MORE??? LOOK AT HIM!! HE SHOULD TAKE THIS PIC AND ADMIRE HIMSELF HE'S SO GORGEOUS!!
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"What fish don't know"--Marshall McLuhan

http://www.envy.nu/u2webring/u2.htm
http://pussygalore.blogspot.com



[This message has been edited by madamc (edited 09-27-2001).]

 

[WildHonee]

yeah! That's what I'm talking about! keep it coming


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~*Mona*~
Bono Representative of the Ambassadorship of the World for L.E.A.T.H.E.R.

"Bono doesn't often sing without the shades. When he does, you know he means Business." ~Matt McGee~

"What you don't have, you don't need it now. What you don't know, you can feel it somehow."~U2~

 

[Naya]

Originally posted by madamc:
adam clayton:

also known as SPARKY, and MADAM CLAYTON

is very sexy

dated a bitch a long time ago...

a pisces--march 13, 1960

oh yes, he's sexy too

born in england

likes to wear sarongs

he is very sexy

likes to dress up in drag

used to have a nasty fro

lives in dublin

great bass player

likes to eat sushi

has a brother that looks like him

is very sexy

tends to offer gum to fans he meets

is always polite

is very sexy

smokes

has a sexy accent

has a nice butt

and uhm... oh yeah, did i mention he was sexy?

Hmmm...so is Adam sexy???

 

[madamc]

naya..i added more to my list

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"What fish don't know"--Marshall McLuhan

http://www.envy.nu/u2webring/u2.htm

http://pussygalore.blogspot.com

 

[WildHonee]

Adam's cardboard too

*bump* *grind* this thread needs to stay afloat.

Speaking of which where's elevated Bono?


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~*Mona*~
Bono Representative of the Ambassadorship of the World for L.E.A.T.H.E.R.

"Bono doesn't often sing without the shades. When he does, you know he means Business." ~Matt McGee~

"What you don't have, you don't need it now. What you don't know, you can feel it somehow."~U2~

 

[Discoteque]

here goes nothin:

• DA EDGE BABY!!!
  Real name: David Howell Evans
  Named Edge for his sharp features, sharp mind, and the way he lives on the "edge" of things
  Birthday: August 8, 1961
  Brother Dick, sister, Jill
  Was first one to join the fledgling "U2" after Larry posted the infamous notice
  Plays: guitar, keyboard, piano, and pretty much anything he touches
  Built an "incredible" home-made guitar with his brother Dick when he was in high school
  Created the one and only U2 sound using the 'infinite guitar'
  Known for being folicly challenged and has myriad hats...'cept for lately!
  
  
  First wife: Aislinn O'Sullivan, former FAN!
  They had 3 girls: Holly, Arrun, and Blue Angel
  Was in Shalom Christian group with Bono/Larry back in the early days of U2...there was about a month where he nearly left the band (OMG! THE MERE THOUGHT)
  Edge and Aislinn divorced after 7 years, and while touring with U2 (ZooTV), he met and fell in love with one of the belly dancers on the ZooTV tour, Morleigh Steinberg.
  Edge and Morleigh had a daughter, Sian and now have a son as well (what's his name???)
  Edge learned the secret of the universe once...but lost it.
  
  
  Edge is a certified genius, and reads electrical engineering magazines for fun.
  Edge is the thoughtful one of the group, and the most quiet, but is also extremely articulate
  Edge is the recipient of much Bono love on stage
  Edge has been known to do "funky feet" across the stage while playing guitar

SO MUCH TO KNOW...so little time to spill it!

 

[madamc]

DISCO: his son's name is LEVI

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"What fish don't know"--Marshall McLuhan

http://www.envy.nu/u2webring/u2.htm

http://pussygalore.blogspot.com

 

[WildHonee]

*bump*

In Bono we Thrust

aw lemons I've flooding the forum again. *wait* *wait* *wait*

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~*Mona*~
Bono Representative of the Ambassadorship of the World for L.E.A.T.H.E.R.

"Bono doesn't often sing without the shades. When he does, you know he means Business." ~Matt McGee~

"What you don't have, you don't need it now. What you don't know, you can feel it somehow."~U2~

 

[Discoteque]

SEE? You guys have to make me an official partial member, cos I coined that there phrase!

hee hee hee...mmmm....LLLLLEATHHHHERRRRR....SNIIIIIFFFF!

Disco
M.O.M. - Edge Club

Originally posted by Bonoforever:
LMAO!

We've just found our motto for LEATHER!

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Discoteque:
SEE? You guys have to make me an official partial member, cos I coined that there phrase!

hee hee hee...mmmm....LLLLLEATHHHHERRRRR....SNIIIIIFFFF!

I was wondering who did! I knew it wasn't me but I didn't know who. Another reason we need that hotline

SMELL THE LEATHER......while you still can! I think Gina and I did that once....the sleeves and all

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~*Mona*~
Bono Representative of the Ambassadorship of the World for L.E.A.T.H.E.R.

"Bono doesn't often sing without the shades. When he does, you know he means Business." ~Matt McGee~

"What you don't have, you don't need it now. What you don't know, you can feel it somehow."~U2~

 

[achtung__baby]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
*bump*

In Bono we Thrust

LMAO!

We've just found our motto for LEATHER!

 

[FallDownJulie]

thanks for all the shared info! i'll be needing it to get through mona's training course!


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