cbb
Babyface
Hey ya all cbb here!!!!!!!
Shhh, don't tell Daisy I'm here. I have a story to tell, so have a seat on the story carpet and listen close.
Once upon a time, in the land of Eire (that's Ireland for those of you not in the loop), lived a happy man made of cardboard. His name was Cardboard Bono, and he lived with his friends, Cardboard Adam, Cardboard Larry and Cardboard The Edge. They were all very happy living thier lives in peace, and on occasion they would act as a substitute for the actual band members of U2. Cardboard Adam sees the most U2 action, since the real Adam is often out spoon shopping when the band needs him.
Cardboard Bono would usually spend his days lounging at the beach, and soaking in his cardboard fame. All seemed perfect in his little cardboard world, until The Edge invented "Bono in a Box," So that way the real Bono could record a new album, spend time with his family, and save the entire third world from starvation and AIDS. There were multiple Bonos running around on different continents all with specific purposes.
Alas poor Carboard Bono, all he could do was stand stationary in one place and let people take pictures with him. He could not sing, thus couldn't contribute to the new album. He liked Bono's family, but hated changing diapers so no way he was gonna go there. He believed in saving the third world also, but the hot blazing sun of Africa would fade his ink. Cardboard Bono had nothing he could do, so he sought Cardboard Adam for advice.
"Cba, I am so bored here, there is nothing fun left for me to do. What do you do for fun?" cbb asked his friend.
"Well cbb, I usually go and visit my friend Lilly. She is a lot of fun and we have good times together," cba said.
"OOOOO that sounds like fun, can I go with you the next time you visit Lilly?"
"Um well no, Lilly only has room for one member of CBU2, but you can go stay with her friend Daisy, I hear she is cool."
"Oh yes, that sounds like a splendid idea!"
So cbb started on this great journey to meet his new friend. When he arrived at Daisy's house, she was more than happy to see him. They had good times together, they went sunglass shopping and various other fun things. When Daisy was feeling sick, cbb took care of her. However, sometimes Daisy did stupid things and cbb had to *whack* her with the stick of ambiguity. This made Daisy mad, so she locked poor cbb in the basement of her house and rarely lets him out.
However, cbb does sneak out from time to time and go on Daisy's computer to see what life is like on the outside world. A world with light and color and beautiful days.
That is my story thus far.... I'm sure I will have more tales to tell in the future.
Shhh, don't tell Daisy I'm here. I have a story to tell, so have a seat on the story carpet and listen close.
Once upon a time, in the land of Eire (that's Ireland for those of you not in the loop), lived a happy man made of cardboard. His name was Cardboard Bono, and he lived with his friends, Cardboard Adam, Cardboard Larry and Cardboard The Edge. They were all very happy living thier lives in peace, and on occasion they would act as a substitute for the actual band members of U2. Cardboard Adam sees the most U2 action, since the real Adam is often out spoon shopping when the band needs him.
Cardboard Bono would usually spend his days lounging at the beach, and soaking in his cardboard fame. All seemed perfect in his little cardboard world, until The Edge invented "Bono in a Box," So that way the real Bono could record a new album, spend time with his family, and save the entire third world from starvation and AIDS. There were multiple Bonos running around on different continents all with specific purposes.
Alas poor Carboard Bono, all he could do was stand stationary in one place and let people take pictures with him. He could not sing, thus couldn't contribute to the new album. He liked Bono's family, but hated changing diapers so no way he was gonna go there. He believed in saving the third world also, but the hot blazing sun of Africa would fade his ink. Cardboard Bono had nothing he could do, so he sought Cardboard Adam for advice.
"Cba, I am so bored here, there is nothing fun left for me to do. What do you do for fun?" cbb asked his friend.
"Well cbb, I usually go and visit my friend Lilly. She is a lot of fun and we have good times together," cba said.
"OOOOO that sounds like fun, can I go with you the next time you visit Lilly?"
"Um well no, Lilly only has room for one member of CBU2, but you can go stay with her friend Daisy, I hear she is cool."
"Oh yes, that sounds like a splendid idea!"
So cbb started on this great journey to meet his new friend. When he arrived at Daisy's house, she was more than happy to see him. They had good times together, they went sunglass shopping and various other fun things. When Daisy was feeling sick, cbb took care of her. However, sometimes Daisy did stupid things and cbb had to *whack* her with the stick of ambiguity. This made Daisy mad, so she locked poor cbb in the basement of her house and rarely lets him out.
However, cbb does sneak out from time to time and go on Daisy's computer to see what life is like on the outside world. A world with light and color and beautiful days.
That is my story thus far.... I'm sure I will have more tales to tell in the future.
how in the hell did you get so many so quickly?! that's...a lot! meh....love ya hippy
