Bonosapian Researchers Inc. AGM....

[Galeongirl]

Sorry ladies; I've been very, uh, busy doing research for BRI. Yeah. That's it. Anyway, I've been thinking, I could definitely help GG in her pleasure role for Bonosapien (and the others, if need be) in my expertise as a massage therapist. Bonosapien (and the others) needs to be nice and relaxed before going to work next month. Of course, GG will need to assist me in helping Bonosapien (and the others) in getting them undressed and on the table, ready for me, as well as keeping my oil (and candle wax!) hot as I help relax Bonosapien (and the others) and get them ready for their return to touring. Kafrun's expertise in this area will also be needed - if she can possibly stretch herself at all, and if she even desires such a position - I mean, what if 2 of them need massage therapy at the same time?

(Actually I hardly ever go to this part of PLEBA, so I didn't even know this discussion was happening! Please forgive me!)

Oh, and as a researcher who is familiar with Bononibbles, I can definitely submit many different exhibits in this arena. (By the way, he tastes very velvety. )

Don't forget you promised me to make sure I could practice on the Bonosapien for my future study
massage therapists rule

yesh mr Bonosapien, you must lie down there... oh lemme help you with your towel.. *Rrrrrip* oooops, I'm *cough* terribly sorry! Oh well, you weren't gonna need it anywayz....

 

[Carmelu2fan]

ack, she just gave me some new gif material yea, that way I'll stay busy
I'll do those tomorrow, and for vertigo Adam, If you know a moment or video I can use?

Looks like bonocomet is looking out for the Adam girls

I really loved the part when Adam walked or should I say "worked" hmmm perhaps a better word would be "strutted" the ellipse. I like to watch him move

Thanks babe

 

[kafrun]

massage therapists rule

Gluey, I would like to note that I share Lemon Grrrrrl's expertise in massage therapy. I'm sure you could find me a suitable position related to my field I don't mind the extra work As we've seen in our studies so far, Bonosapiens are prone to injury due to their tendency to fall off stages while chasing shinies and/or guitar players. Therefor, massage will be an important component to the Bonosapien's care.

I'd also like to request a position in the capture and studies of the Adamantor, along with Carmel. I'm sure you'll find that our dedication to the persuit of, erm, information (yeah, that's it) about his species is very strong

 

[Carmelu2fan]

May I request an order of supplies Kaf and I may need to make our reasearch sucessful. I have discovered that Adamantor may have to be detained for a while in order to get the best research results, of course.

 

[bonocomet]

Looks like bonocomet is looking out for the Adam girls

I really loved the part when Adam walked or should I say "worked" hmmm perhaps a better word would be "strutted" the ellipse. I like to watch him move

Thanks babe

Adam girls

 

[tanner_sis]

LMAO..ahh I see I've been busy out *researching* the Edgesaurus and the Bonosapian that I've missed the BRI chats.. back to errmm ..research..

 

[Gluey]

Gluey, I would like to note that I share Lemon Grrrrrl's expertise in massage therapy. I'm sure you could find me a suitable position related to my field I don't mind the extra work As we've seen in our studies so far, Bonosapiens are prone to injury due to their tendency to fall off stages while chasing shinies and/or guitar players. Therefor, massage will be an important component to the Bonosapien's care.

I'd also like to request a position in the capture and studies of the Adamantor, along with Carmel. I'm sure you'll find that our dedication to the persuit of, erm, information (yeah, that's it) about his species is very strong

ok then!!! Vice-President Hawaii Division & Supervisor Extraordinaire Massage & Adamantor Study for Bonosapian Researchers Inc

Phew what a mouthful!!!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

GG, Kaf and I will need an apprentice to our craft. I believe you are most suitable for this incredibly difficult challenge, and I believe Kaf would agree. There will be much learning about Bonatomy, Adamatomy, Edgienatomy, and Mullenatomy. Be sure to brush up! You will find that we are tough but fair in our assessments. Expect plenty of pop quizzes.

 

[Gluey]

oooh pop quizzes!!!!

 

[Gluey]

May I request an order of supplies Kaf and I may need to make our reasearch sucessful. I have discovered that Adamantor may have to be detained for a while in order to get the best research results, of course.

Of course you may!!! Don't worry, supplies are as endless as our research!!! We're in for the long haul girls!

 

[Gluey]

Updated Researchers List

Chief of Global Division - Gluey (head honcho, boss woman of all things Bonosapian)

Vice President Hawaii Division & Supervisor Extraordinaire Massage & Adamantor Study - Kafrun (boss woman of all of Hawaii and surrounding region, assistant in massage & studying the Adamantor)

Vice President BonoPhotoShopper Global & All Things Massage & Nibbly - Lemon Grrrrrl (Boss woman of all photographic evidence and adjustments, keeping the Bonosapian supple and investigating what he nibbles)

Vice President Scientific Experiment Department - Merc (Boss woman of all things genetic and biological)

Vice President Europe Division - Bonoishot (Boss woman of Europe division)

Achtung Baby Resident Clone Maker - tanner_sis (Supervisor working closely with Merc. Specialising in cloning)

Babyface Bonostudier - U2isthebest (General Apprentice, will be working under everyones wing to get a good foundation for her understanding of the Bonosapian)

Vice President of Sanitation - BonosBaby12 - (Boss woman in charge of keeping the Bonosapian bits squeaky clean so our research is never tainted

Vice President Midwest Division - U2MaNaIcWeIdO (Boss woman of Bonosapians adventures and research - Midwest)

Vice President Medical Examiner - JCOSTER (The Bonosapian touched her leg...what more is there to say!? JC's in charge of all medical *coughcough* and overall health of the Bonosapian)

Vice President East African Division - LivLuvAndBootlegMusic - (Boss woman of all things East African especially when the Bonosapian is there!)

Vice President Personal Trainer - Effanbee (Boss Woman in charge of keeping the Bonosapian sweating....)

Vice President of Climate Control - redhotswami (Boss woman of Bonosapians temperature gauge...)

Vice President Edgeasaurus Species - Slopsy (Boss woman dedicated to researching the Edgeasaurus - and on a mission to find his bottom!!)

Vice President Leather Division - WildHoney (Boss woman for fitting the Bonosapians leather shield....)

Supervisor Extraordinaire of Adamantor Hawaii Division - Carmelu2fan (Chief assistant to Kafrun specialising in the Adamantor species)

Achtung Baby Observer for Bonosapian - flybabe (Relentless observer of the Bonosapian)

Vice President of all things Mullengus - Babydoll (need I say more?!? How can he resist?!? )

Vice President Gibson Weaponry - JezSnape (Boss woman investigating the Edgeasaurus' choice of weapon)

Vice President Dialogue and Pleasure Division - Galeongirl (Boss woman of Bonosapian conversation (She's a natural at it! ) and keeping the Bonosapian VERY happy)

Vice President Badger Stylist - BonoFox1 - (Boss Woman of keeping the Bonosapian looking damn fine!! And don't call her Lola!)

Professor of Bonosapian Defenses - Sir Bob Geldof (Boss Man for containment of the Bonosapian when it becomes rambunctious)

 

[Galeongirl]

GG, Kaf and I will need an apprentice to our craft. I believe you are most suitable for this incredibly difficult challenge, and I believe Kaf would agree. There will be much learning about Bonatomy, Adamatomy, Edgienatomy, and Mullenatomy. Be sure to brush up! You will find that we are tough but fair in our assessments. Expect plenty of pop quizzes.

I'm fine witht hat, but I have my principles, I can't do the mullenator... he scares me, and he has no furr... I can only work on furry men, otherwise my attention span is gone in seconds.... yea, I'm distracted very very easily....

Bring on the pop quizzes!

 

[Galeongirl]

Pleasure report






While working on gifs from a certain video, I found out that the Bonosapien gains pleasure by touching various parts of his body with the left hand... would that left hand be some sort of pleasure device? I need to investigate that!




after I finish the gifs!



*edit*


I just found out, the Bonosapien has an extraordinarily long tongue, and he is able to touch his nose with the Bonotongue....

not many people can do that.... I can... Bono can... oh yea

visible evidence later

 

[Merc]

Updated Researchers List
Vice President Medical Examiner - JCOSTER (The Bonosapian touched her leg...what more is there to say!? JC's in charge of all medical *coughcough* and overall health of the Bonosapian)

Announcement:



To whom it may concern,

As Vice President of the Scientific Experiment Department I find it very important that JCOSTER work in close connection with my Department and report frequently to the Department, since her findings may be of great interest and importance to us.

Furthermore, myself (and the Department) will of course be of assistance to JCOSTER, if she is in need of any scientific and/or medical expertice!


Kind regards,

Merc

Vice President
Scientific Experiment Department
Bonosapian Researchers Inc.

 

[Babydoll]

I'm fine witht hat, but I have my principles, I can't do the mullenator... he scares me, and he has no furr...

*comes running*

Someone called for me????

 

[Galeongirl]

*comes running*

Someone called for me????

 

[kafrun]

God, I'm loving this thread!

Poor Bono. If he were to ever actually read this thread, he would immediately move to a cabin in the woods surrounded by barbed wire and a moat

 

[Galeongirl]

but if he'd be reading this, honestly, he'd already know we'd find him no matter what!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

I have this super secret footage of the Bonosapian reading this page! Notice the look of concern on his face...

 

[Galeongirl]

and here is my proof of Bono being a PLEBAn... look at him, he's deciding what to reply in this thread.... but wich one of us is he?

 

[bonocomet]

May I turn in an application for myself and my assistant Bono Mot? We feel we are qualified for the job of researching and reporting on all things baldybonosapien. Since it has been years since the baldybonosapien has been seen in the wild or captivity, we understand that this is only a part-time position, but we feel it is a necessary division nonetheless, in the case that the bonosapien may undergo another moment of wreckless abandon and mimic his distant cousin the gavinderthal. We humbly await your decision on this matter.

 

[Galeongirl]

is all I have to say!





you should be the Bonocookie expert

 

[bonocomet]

We can add that to the title... as well as bouncybonosapien division.... until the baldy division is needed... between the two of us, Mot and I can handle it.

 

[U2isthebest]

and here is my proof of Bono being a PLEBAn... look at him, he's deciding what to reply in this thread.... but wich one of us is he?

You gotta love the old-school laptop and Bono

Currently Listening: "What Do You Say"/Reba McEntire

 

[Gluey]

May I turn in an application for myself and my assistant Bono Mot? We feel we are qualified for the job of researching and reporting on all things baldybonosapien. Since it has been years since the baldybonosapien has been seen in the wild or captivity, we understand that this is only a part-time position, but we feel it is a necessary division nonetheless, in the case that the bonosapien may undergo another moment of wreckless abandon and mimic his distant cousin the gavinderthal. We humbly await your decision on this matter.

alrighty then!

How about....

Vice President Bonohairfollicle Division for Bonosapian Researchers Inc

and...

Supervisor Extraordinaire Bonohairfollicle Division for Bonosapian Researchers Ince

 

[bonocomet]

WOOHOOOOOOT!

We shall endeavor to uphold our position with the utmost authority.

 

[Gluey]

^^ Don't forget to put your title in your signature!!!

 

[Bono Mot]

alrighty then!

How about....

Vice President Bonohairfollicle Division for Bonosapian Researchers Inc

and...

Supervisor Extraordinaire Bonohairfollicle Division for Bonosapian Researchers Ince

EXCELLENT! Much study has already been conducted on the Baldybonosapien, and I will be happy to turn over any and all binders when the time is necessary.

We shall not fail in this important and necessary job.

Bono Mot
Vice President Bonohaifollicle Divison for Bonosapian Researchers, Inc. (VPBDBRI)

To bonocomet: Don't forget to bring the hard boiled egg and bowling ball to our next meeting in which we are slated to discuss circumference and texture issues. Thanks.

 

[Babydoll]

Gluey, since I know that you deem me worthy of my position, please give me some tasks to accomplish so I can prove my worth!

 

[Gluey]

^^^ Find the elusive Mullengus, I feel we need to unlock his secret to staying so youthful......we also need to research every square inch of the Mullengus......and.....don't forget the hair gel period!!! WHY WHY WHY did he do that to himself!!!