Bono's Life Expectancy - Blender Magazine

[Edgette]

This is from the new issue of Blender. I thought it was good.

 

[U2Kitten]

Oh good, it gave him a long one!

They said Scott Weiland would be dead in 10 years.

 

[Galeongirl]

yaya Bono's gonna live long! very long I hope... I don't even want to thinkof the future, when I'm grown up.... and eventually he'll die... I knowit WILL happen.. I just hope it will happen in a LONG while from now.... maybe when he reached age of oldest man in the world or so...

 

[Bono's Doll]

I mention him in my prayers every day for his safety & health.

 

[BonosBaby12]

So great to read that he's been given such a long life expectancy .

 

[verte76]

I'm glad they've given him such a long life expectancy.

 

[cg]

i'm glad they were nice to him but that item in blender always freaks me out.

 

[hcbiggs2002]

Is it just me, or doesn't anyone else think this to be just a little creepy?!? I mean, predicting someone life expectancy?!? Although, I'm glad of course that Bono has been given such a long life expectancy! But still...

 

[JCOSTER]

thank god its into the 90's

 

[tuwie]

Is it just me, or doesn't anyone else think this to be just a little creepy?!? I mean, predicting someone life expectancy?!? Although, I'm glad of course that Bono has been given such a long life expectancy! But still...

haha yeah. even if they were trying to be funny..it is a little creepy..

 

[Galeongirl]

I dunno if it's still working, but www.deathclock.com

 

[kakvox]

I dunno if it's still working, but www.deathclock.com

 

[geegeelovesadam]

I dunno if it's still working, but www.deathclock.com

Aww crap, appearently I'm gonna die in 2044

 

[FungusAmongus]

says im croaking on October 18th, 2060... oh lovely...

 

[Total U2 Nut]

Aww crap, appearently I'm gonna die in 2044

And my estimated death is...... Wednesday, June 12, 2069. Meh, living to 79 isn't too bad, but these websites are a little too creepy for my liking.

Oh, I just entered being born in 1900, having the heaviest BMI possible, a sadist and a smoker... and apparently, I was meant to have died in 1938.

 

[AtomicBono]

Ah crap, it says I'm gonna die tomorrow!



Tuesday, October 4, 2067

I shall look forward to it.

I'm glad they gave Bono a long life expectancy, but hopefully by the time he's that old they'll turn him into a robot and he'll live forever

they didn't mention his smoking/drinking in the article though...

 

[Galeongirl]

K my date of death... hasn't changed in two years
Thursday, October 18, 2068

ok now Bono's... (I have no idea with the BMI since I don't know LB's... oh well just guessing it then )
I say he's a non-smoker since he only smokes occasionally..
Bmi... no idea.. ok I'll say 25 XD

Sunday, May 7, 2051


ah crap, he at least must make it to his 91st bday! ... I wonder what he's gonna look like when he gets older... I bet he's gonna look so good

 

[bono_212]

Supposedly I'm gonna die when I'm 38 it's been real

 

[Carmelu2fan]

Aww, b212

 

[bono_212]

Aw....thanks...."I feel love"

 

[bonocomet]

Wow, me and Bono are going to die the same year, and we're about the same age. At least we'll be together thru it all til death do us part!

 

[Kristin Machina]

I'm going to buy the farm at 79.

 

[SimplyConfused]

WOOOOH!! *does calculations in head* ... 47 LONG YEARS LEFT O' BONO!!

 

[Dulce de Leche]

Stuff like that is creepy if you ask me.

 

[u2shamrock]

Hm, it says I'm going to die on November 24, 2068. 79 years old, not bad! Then again, it means 16 years without Bono in my life . You have to wonder how many times stuff like this is right

 

[Babydoll]

MINE SAYS 2078!! apparently ill live longer than anyone here.

but seriously, i dislike seeing the words bono and death together in the same sentence... that would be beyond, beyond painful....

 

[firstlove]

wow. 2081. thats a LONG time I'm going to live (92 years same as bono!!),. a whole 29 years without Bono. hmmmmm. so sad to think it . . .

 

[U2democrat]

dayumn!!!!!


Saturday, March 22, 2087

I'd be over 100....................

 

[Storm/Light]

Okay, that death clock thing is disturbing. If you go back and click the calculation button again, with the same facts, it keeps changing. I was going to die in 2090, now I'm dying in 2078... I don't feel quite as happy about that.

 

[Babydoll]

^^ funny...