"C'mon Bono" purred Saint Geldof as he lead the grey-haired singer through the pearly gates, "I want you to meet God". "Great!" said a delighted Bono. Hand in hand they skipped through the lush, flowering fields of heaven, until they came upon a small cottage. "God lives here" said Saint Bob, "In you go!"
Inside, the cottage was well-maintained and homely. Bono, feeling slightly nervous, called out: "Hello? Is anybody in?"
"Only me!" replied a voice behind him. Bono span round to come face-to-face with God. "Oh My God!" screamed Bono, gobsmacked. "Hell Yeah!" replied the familiar figure...
Inside, the cottage was well-maintained and homely. Bono, feeling slightly nervous, called out: "Hello? Is anybody in?"
"Only me!" replied a voice behind him. Bono span round to come face-to-face with God. "Oh My God!" screamed Bono, gobsmacked. "Hell Yeah!" replied the familiar figure...
