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MonaVox

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[color=royal blue]I saw a commercial on VH1 about some special about the artists with the most Mojo?????

Bono's face kept showin' up.....

Vh1 Mojo Top 40....

It airs next Saturday nite, July 20

They're 40 of today's hottest, richest, most powerful and most talked about artists and VH1's counting them down. This four-hour show will take a close and sometimes light-hearted look at who's really got the goods. And by goods, we mean sex appeal, fashion, scandal, talent, mystery and money.

Our celebrity "Mojo-Meter" divides Mojo up into 7 different categories:

SEXY BEAST: How hot are they? These are the stars you can't look at without picturing them naked.

FILTHY STINKIN RICH: Do they have tons of money in the bank? This category's reserved for those that can use 100 dollar bills for toilet paper.

EN VOGUE: Would they get a thumbs-up from Joan and Melissa Rivers? Do even their sweat pants say 'Versace'?

SCANDAL MAGNET: Are they making headlines for misbehavin'? When the public finds being convicted has sex appeal, thats scandal.

JE NE SAIS QUOIS: That mystery-factor that you can't put your finger on. They don't have to be able to spell it... or even pronounce it. They just to have *it*.

MASTER OF ALL THEY SURVEY: If you see their name on album covers, movie posters, excercise videos, clothing labels, and frozen dinners then they're doin somthing right.

PROPS: Platinum albums, hit singles, grammys and movie awards - basically the amount of "props" they own that prove how great their existance is.
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also....I wonder if they're RANKING them or if it's just a list...... must do more research..

VH1 is so good to us
 
Mr. MOJO rising- got to keep on rising- and he'll never lose his MOJO!
 
I :heart: bacon

Good.. we need more laughing around these parts.

* sassle my tassles
 
Well, I just got into town about an hour ago
Took a look around, see which way the wind blow
Where the little girls in their Interference bungalows

Are you a lucky little lady in The City of Light
Or just another lost angel...City of Night
City of Night, City of Night, City of Night, woo, c'mon NIGHTTOWN

PLEBA Woman, PLEBA Woman
PLEBA Woman Sunday afternoon
PLEBA Woman Sunday afternoon
PLEBA Woman Sunday afternoon
Drive thru your suburbs
Into your blues, into your blues, yeah
Into your blue-blue Blues
Into your blues, ohh, yeah

I see your hair is burnin' (TABOOOO)
Hills are filled with fire
If they say I never loved you
You know they are a liar

Drivin' down your FREE-Ways
Midnite alleys roam
Cops in cars, the topless bars
Never saw a woman...
So alone, so alone
So alone, horMONA

Motel Money Murder Madness
Let's change the mood from glad to sadness

Mister Mojo risin', Mister Mojo risin'
Mister Mojo risin', Mister Mojo risin'
Got to keep on risin'
Mister Mojo risin', Mister Mojo risin'
Mojo risin', gotta Mojo risin'
Mister BONO risin', gotta keep on risin'
risin', risin'
Gone risin', risin'
I'm gone risin', risin'
I gotta risin', risin'
Well, risin', risin'
I gotta, wooo, yeah, risin'
Woah, ohh yeah

Well, I just got into town about an hour ago
Took a look around, see which way the wind blow
Where the little girls in their Interference bungalows

Are you a lucky little lady in The City of Light
Or just another lost angel...City of Night
City of Night, City of Night, City of Night, woah, c'mon

PLEBA Woman, PLEBA Woman
PLEBA Woman, you're MY woman
Little PLEBA Woman, Little PLEBA Woman
PLEBA PLEBA Woman Woman
PLEBA Woman c'mon ......


BOOGALOO

DOWN

BROAD

WAY
 
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tassles taste good with salsa

Very nice song Moana.

On a side note.. very odd things come up when you type mojo in google. :scratch:

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Mojo%20Shoe.jpg


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chicken%20mojo.jpg


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What the hell is this thing???

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LOL,damn!!

I'm kinda errr,mad lol..I watched VH1 fer like 3 hours to see U2 and they showed a preview that they were coming up next on the countdown so I was like all "YAY *happy dance*happy dance*get down*get down**do the edge dance*do the edge dance*"and I swear *RIGHT* when U2 came on again after the commercials,the F'N phone rang!! And by the time I got back to the tv,they were gone :(:(:(:(SO,does anyone know when VH1 is airing the countdown again???
 
Re: LOL,damn!!

*~~Bono's_Babe~~* said:
:(:(:(:(SO,does anyone know when VH1 is airing the countdown again???

7/21/02- 1 and 11 PM EST
7/22/02- 4 EST

Then they don't start showing it again til the 27th
 
LMAOOOOO GINA

o_O At least he liked 'em.

EVERYONE DID!!!!!!

The host guy was like......"Sorry about the shameless leprechaun references.."

mwahaha

:drool: fer Bono's Mojo
 
Re: if it doesn't fit, you must acquit..

Gina Marie said:
Ok, I taped this thing - why the heck was Johnnie Cochran talking about U2? :scratch:

Secret lurker in PLEBA? :D

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Heck, he was talking about every one of them. Ooh, he liked our guys........he said some seriously cool things about Bono's humanitarian work in particular.
 
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