Bono is Fat?

[Jdelbove]

I am worried about Bono he seems to be getting fat. If u notice lately he holds his jacket shut all the time and possitions his hands to hide his stomach i think he is embarassed. Why doesnt he just get some plastic surgery he can afford it. I dont know how I will feel about U2 if he gets fat. I guess it doesnt affect the music but u know.

 

[thebadger]

wouldnt worry it abou tot too mauch...hes the biggest rock star out there, he likes to eat,, have a good time. when its time for the tour, etc you bet they get his arse back in shape

 

[coolian2]

I am worried about Bono he seems to be getting fat. If u notice lately he holds his jacket shut all the time and possitions his hands to hide his stomach i think he is embarassed. Why doesnt he just get some plastic surgery he can afford it. I dont know how I will feel about U2 if he gets fat. I guess it doesnt affect the music but u know.

I know what?

 

[sue4u2]

I dont know how I will feel about U2 if he gets fat.

You have reason to worry. You could conceively become more shallow than you already are..

 

[BVS]

I am worried about Bono he seems to be getting fat. If u notice lately he holds his jacket shut all the time and possitions his hands to hide his stomach i think he is embarassed. Why doesnt he just get some plastic surgery he can afford it. I dont know how I will feel about U2 if he gets fat. I guess it doesnt affect the music but u know.

Didn't he lose a lot the weight he gained by the time he finished the tour?

I know he had back issues that kept him from working out for awhile...

But seriously why the hell would him getting fat change your perspective of U2? That's just shallow...

 

[mysterious_jen]

bono is not fat he is using diplomatic immunity not to go on a diet.
i think he looks damm fine for someone about to turn 47! and it won't affect the music and the message one bit.

 

[LMP]

Bono can think he's God and Buddha at the same time, LOL!

But seriously folks, what does his weight have to do with anything?

 

[MrBrau1]

Johnny Cash was fat.

He weighed more than Arcade Fire.

And he was 100000000000000 times the artist they are.

 

[kimby]

Re: Re: Bono is Fat?

You have reason to worry. You could conceively become more shallow than you already are..

There's more than a few "shallow" folk around here...

 

[kimby]

Besides, he holds his jacket the Exact Same Way when he's in shape...it's just a nervous habit!

 

[BVS]

Johnny Cash was fat.

He weighed more than Arcade Fire.

MrBrau you always crack me up and bring sense here at the same time...

 

[U2Man]

i can't wait to see an army of plebans trying to get this thread locked.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Hey, I'm a PLEBAn and I gave it five stars, because it made me laugh for about ten minutes

 

[MrBrau1]

MrBrau you always crack me up and bring sense here at the same time...

It's my job.

I'm hated for it by most here.

But it's my job.

And I do my job.

 

[kimby]

It's my job.

I'm hated for it by most here.

But it's my job.

And I do my job.

I don't hate you!

 

[U2Man]

 

[MrBrau1]

awesome.

 

[coolian2]

I think i've clicked into PLEBA somehow.

 

[jonnytakeawalk]

Look away from the sun Bono

 

[Axver]

I think i've clicked into PLEBA somehow.

Nah, this is too tame.

If this thread were moved from EYKIW to PLEBA, it would raise the quality of discussion of both fora.

(And hopefully you know the New Zealand Prime Minister I'm paraphrasing.)

 

[last unicorn]

I am worried about Bono he seems to be getting fat. If u notice lately he holds his jacket shut all the time and possitions his hands to hide his stomach i think he is embarassed. Why doesnt he just get some plastic surgery he can afford it. I dont know how I will feel about U2 if he gets fat. I guess it doesnt affect the music but u know.

Don't you know that Bono has already had plastic surgery recently? On his eyes, though, apparently. Seriously, he should not exaggerate it.

 

[coolian2]

Nah, this is too tame.

If this thread were moved from EYKIW to PLEBA, it would raise the quality of discussion of both fora.

(And hopefully you know the New Zealand Prime Minister I'm paraphrasing.)

 

[gman]

its actually refresshing to see Bono the way he obviously is happy with. Lets face the facts.............he got the money to change his whole appearance and has obviously decided not too to any great degree.
There is nothing more amusing to my eyes than some frankenstein like creature, who hasnt got the sense god gave a goose to realise they look so fekin stoopid!
The only area I would like to advise Bono on would be his skin tight drainpipe breeks he wore on Vertigo tour. they did look silly.

 

[silvrlvr]

He's not fat. He's stocky. He's always said he has the build of an Irish rugby player.

When he's on tour, he's running around the ellipse, bouncing up and down (Bono is bouncy!) leaning over, sweating, and more or less carrying on. Plus, the guys work out regularly, which makes a big difference in both stamina and appearance.

Now he's not doing much of that, and more power to him, since he can nonetheless attract cute girls (although boy, those girls must be short, was my first thought.) Let him have a little time off. And anyway, I don't mind if there's more Bono to love.

 

[fly so high!]

Why doesnt he just get some plastic surgery he can afford it. I dont know how I will feel about U2 if he gets fat. I guess it doesnt affect the music but u know.

 

[Zoots]

You won't like Radiohead then. Cos Thom Yorke is not a "hunk".

 

[U2Man]

zoot is so shallow

 

[xaviMF22]

You won't like Radiohead then. Cos Thom Yorke is not a "hunk".

wtf are you talking about?

Thom Yorke is a sexy, sexy man....

 

[JCOSTER]

Can we not do this again.

 

[Pamelakellett]

He's not fat. He's stocky. He's always said he has the build of an Irish rugby player.

When he's on tour, he's running around the ellipse, bouncing up and down (Bono is bouncy!) leaning over, sweating, and more or less carrying on. Plus, the guys work out regularly, which makes a big difference in both stamina and appearance.

Now he's not doing much of that, and more power to him, since he can nonetheless attract cute girls (although boy, those girls must be short, was my first thought.) Let him have a little time off. And anyway, I don't mind if there's more Bono to love.

What?!!!

Those women are normal height/build of normal women - not size zero sticks which is not normal. Lets have more normal healthy people. Bono is lets say solidly built, which is perfect for me I love Larry but yes if I stood next to him I would look fat - come on Larry get eating some carbs and work that body.