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Gals read up.. this is great interview B did with Eddie for the Independent! I laughed my arse off! I just Eddie I think he is so hilarious and brilliant... And my other favorite man Bono doing the interviewing...
We need Europe to be a melting-pot. We need to melt
Eddie Izzard is the cerebral stand-up who can even perform in French.
And one day, perhaps, in Arabic. He talks (in English) to BONO
The Independent, May 15, 2006
Bono
The first advice that Simon Kelner gave me about editing this paper
was to include some pieces that "reflect your humour". "Why?" I
thought. "Don't people know I'm really funny anyway?" Apparently not.
Best way to get this done was to bring in the first stadium superstar
of comedy, Mr Eddie Izzard. We've worked on a film together, Across
the Universe, and I can easily talk to him for a couple of hours. This
was one I wanted to do myself. So, here's our conversation. The first
draft was 11,000 words; this is the edited highlights. I enjoyed it
but I'm not sure it's funny.
BONO: How is Mrs Badcrumble?
EDDIE: Mrs Badcrumble... well, she's good. Were you ever taught by a
Mrs Badcrumble?
BONO: Yes, well I know she is sort of your... kind of music
teacher/mother of God.
EDDIE: Music teacher/mother of... yes, exactly! Well, there was this
thing that if you wanted to learn an instrument you had to do the
lessons thing. And the lady who teaches you is beyond the age of
comprehension, like 140, and the music you learn isn't sexy, and you
play it and no one will shag you.
I learnt non-shagging music. If you play that sort of "Snug as a Bug
in a Rug" stuff, with those scales going up and down, no one's going
to come near you.
BONO: Maybe I wasn't deprived of a musical education after all.
EDDIE: No, I think you had that "thing"... precisely because you
didn't have one.
BONO: Punk rock was like my Mrs Badcrumble.
Eddie: Exactly. Punk rock is Mrs Badcrumble with a fag...
BONO: Mrs Goodcrumble!
EDDIE: Mrs Badcrumble with attitude. An old lady who can kick people
in the face and say, "Get out the fucking room, I gotta make a noise
now". That's the best teacher.
BONO: That might be true of many things. You know, when resistance
becomes the thing that drives you... your engine room or whatever...
EDDIE: There are certain people who, if they say, "I want to do this",
and everyone says, "No, you can't do it", they go "OK, I won't". And
then there are other people who say, "Right, let's do it". You're very
good at it. I try to be good at it.
BONO: I have no embarrassment at all. No shame.
EDDIE: That's the key: being able to take humiliation when people say,
"Why are you doing this, you are a fool, you're an idiot". And you
carry on through it.
BONO: Yeah, I come from a long line of salespeople on my mother's
side, and I see myself as a sort of salesman, so I have no problem
ringing the doorbell and asking people to let me in. Until I show them
the Tupperware, that is...
EDDIE: It's OK if, in your mind, the Tupperware is useful.
BONO: Didn't you live in Northern Ireland?
EDDIE: Yes, I lived in Bangor until I was five. My dad worked for BP
in Belfast, and it was the happiest time of my life. I didn't know the
politics.
BONO: That's only five years of happiness.
EDDIE: I know. Actually, it was even less because I was born in Aden,
in Yemen. I got to Bangor when I was about two, so it was three years.
Going to the Ballyholme Primary School, playing with kids, having a
gang. I didn't know about politics at the time, but it was a very
Protestant town. I was oblivious to all that. I just had fun. My mum
was alive, we had bicycles and we threw mud balls at passing cars. It
was great. So I have very fond feelings for Northern Ireland.
Do you remember the "trick or treat" killings in County Londonderry,
in the bad times?
BONO: Yeah, it was disgusting.
EDDIE: I was touring Ireland at the time and my tour manager said,
"We're not going up there", and I said, "It's fine". And he said,
"There could be shooting, and they'll target English people", and I
said, "They're not going to target English people, they're fighting
themselves, they don't care about us performing idiots". They wouldn't
go, so I thought, "Well, I will", drove up on my own and played three
nights.
BONO: Fantastic. I wanted to do this interview for a few reasons, and
the psychology of the performer is one of them. It's something that's
not much written about, and I'm not sure performers themselves know
that much about it. I'm interested in the idea that you've no choice
but to perform. It's like a twitch really, it sort of just comes on."
EDDIE: The performance thing, I've analysed it. I think the desire to
perform has something to do with my mum dying, because I don't
remember wanting to perform before that. She died when I was six, and
at seven I saw a kid on stage in a play and I thought, I want to do
that, and that feeling stayed.
The conclusion I have come to is that the audience is a surrogate
affection organism for the loss of my mother's affection. A mother
gives unconditional love (some mothers don't, but my mother did), but
an audience's love is totally conditional. You have to deliver.
Consequently, I believe my desperation to deliver is to get this love
out of an audience. That is what kept, and keeps pushing me.
BONO: Ditto to a similar beginning. It's a signature of singers in
particular. Maybe it goes back to that line, "Sometimes I feel like a
motherless child". But Lennon, John Lydon, it just goes on and on.
EDDIE: It can be dysfunctional parents as well.
BONO: I wonder if the audience isn't a mother so much as a father
figure. At least, it is for me.
EDDIE: The audience is a father figure to you?
BONO: Yeah... I hope we don't sound, like, too fuckin' run amok on
Jung and Freud. As Jim Sheridan would say, "The Muddah, it is all
about the Muddah...". The loss of my mother definitely started me
singing and writing, but the audience was probably some sort of
attempt at my father.
It goes without saying, if we were of completely sound mind and
proportion in our thinking, we wouldn't be performers.
EDDIE: That's it. I think Madonna's mum died when she was around six,
and Orson Welles lost his mother young.
BONO: It is a performance thing - in hip-hop, it is always the missing
father, the lost thing.
EDDIE: If you go into a very dark space, Hitler's father died...
BONO: Great performer.
EDDIE: Not good to start off with, but in the end...
BONO: I loved that one he did, what was it, Czechoslovakia, that was a
great one.
EDDIE: Well, his mum died when he was young and he was beaten as a
child - him and Stalin and Saddam.
BONO: I wanted to talk to you about the European thing.
EDDIE: It's my thing. The EU is now inviting those countries who've
been killing each other for centuries to join Europe. There's a sense
of stability and, hopefully, peace. Belarus is the only European
country that still has a dictator.
BONO: With a great moustache!
EDDIE: Yes, with a very 1950s thing going on...
BONO: He's got an actual Hitler moustache. I've seen it. Isn't it
interesting that you can meet somebody and they seem plausible, but
there's one thing that screams madness. And with President Lukashenko,
in Belarus, it's the tache. He looks normal, then you go, "Oh, my God,
he's got a mad tache, silver hair and a black Hitler tache!".
EDDIE: If he could just go, we'd have no dictators in Europe for the
first time ever.
BONO: Your desire for Europe is extraordinary to me, but you've
followed through on it. I mean, is this where the languages come in?
Did you learn French and German at school?
EDDIE: I learnt French at school but stopped when I was 16. When I
first visited France, I'd go into a bar or restaurant and say,
"Qu'est-ce que ils?". I'd just keep going with my broken French. My
rule was, communication first, grammar second.
BONO: I'm amazed that you can do stand-up in French.
EDDIE: Absolutely. My dream is for Europe to become a huge
melting-pot. We need to be a melting-pot. We need to melt. So my doing
a gig in French is to kick the melting-pot up. I want to do gigs in
German, Russian, Spanish. And Arabic, because I was born in an Arabic
country and the 9/11 thing.
BONO: Do you consider yourself European?
EDDIE: I consider myself British-European, like there are African-
Americans and Italian- Americans. You can be Irish-European. Whether
you're Northern or Southern Irish, there's this umbrella of
Europeanness. I think if we can make it work in Europe, it's almost a
blueprint for the future of the world. If we can get all these
countries, with all their languages, coming together to work in some
shape or form, then the whole world can work. And if we can't get it
working in Europe, the world has got no chance. Those are the stakes.
BONO: Wow, I hadn't thought of it like that.Now, did you become funny
to stop being beaten up?
EDDIE: No, I became funny to get girls, actually.
BONO: It's either one thing or the other, isn't it?
EDDIE: At school, there was one girl for every 20 boys, so it was
ridiculous odds, and if you weren't head of a sports team...
BONO: You'd better be funny! I'd like to talk about your material. I
presume you write some of it beforehand and make some of it up on the
spot.
EDDIE: No, I do it all on the spot. A lot of people write their stuff
down and then develop it, but I'm inordinately lazy. I have great
difficulty writing things down. In the end, I develop bits of material
and then, in between those bits, I take the courage to break off, a
bit like a jazz musician saying, "I'm going to go off on a solo here,
I haven't got a band, it's just me".
BONO: Oh, I'm envious.
EDDIE: It was all improv once. That's why it feels like I'm making it
all up. But I'm not.
BONO:Aren't you writing a show at the moment with somebody? That
you're acting in? Collaborating on a TV thing?
EDDIE: Yes, I'm involved in the writing thing. There's a show for FX
channel, which does The Shield and Nip/Tuck and Rescue Me in America.
Minnie Driver and I play the mother and father of a family of
American-Irish travellers, just like travellers in Ireland.
BONO: The story of the travellers is amazing.
EDDIE: Yes, it is. They're descendants of travellers who came over
because of the potato famine. Some of them do legitimate business,
some go around scamming and grifting.
BONO: To return to your line of business, I saw you invent a whole new
genre at the G8 in Scotland, doing that piece of agitprop. I thought,
"This is 'Stand-up Stadium'". How do you communicate to such a big
crowd? I mean, I'm terrified and I have the security of my band, a
guitar, a tune. Watching you, I thought, "Now, this is the top of the
food chain...".
Anyhow, thank you very, very much for letting me interrogate you. I'm
the biggest of your little fans, or the littlest of your big fans, I
don't know which. So, up Bangor, and I guess I'll see you down the road?
EDDIE: Yes, absolutely.
© 2006 Independent News
We need Europe to be a melting-pot. We need to melt
Eddie Izzard is the cerebral stand-up who can even perform in French.
And one day, perhaps, in Arabic. He talks (in English) to BONO
The Independent, May 15, 2006
Bono
The first advice that Simon Kelner gave me about editing this paper
was to include some pieces that "reflect your humour". "Why?" I
thought. "Don't people know I'm really funny anyway?" Apparently not.
Best way to get this done was to bring in the first stadium superstar
of comedy, Mr Eddie Izzard. We've worked on a film together, Across
the Universe, and I can easily talk to him for a couple of hours. This
was one I wanted to do myself. So, here's our conversation. The first
draft was 11,000 words; this is the edited highlights. I enjoyed it
but I'm not sure it's funny.
BONO: How is Mrs Badcrumble?
EDDIE: Mrs Badcrumble... well, she's good. Were you ever taught by a
Mrs Badcrumble?
BONO: Yes, well I know she is sort of your... kind of music
teacher/mother of God.
EDDIE: Music teacher/mother of... yes, exactly! Well, there was this
thing that if you wanted to learn an instrument you had to do the
lessons thing. And the lady who teaches you is beyond the age of
comprehension, like 140, and the music you learn isn't sexy, and you
play it and no one will shag you.
I learnt non-shagging music. If you play that sort of "Snug as a Bug
in a Rug" stuff, with those scales going up and down, no one's going
to come near you.
BONO: Maybe I wasn't deprived of a musical education after all.
EDDIE: No, I think you had that "thing"... precisely because you
didn't have one.
BONO: Punk rock was like my Mrs Badcrumble.
Eddie: Exactly. Punk rock is Mrs Badcrumble with a fag...
BONO: Mrs Goodcrumble!
EDDIE: Mrs Badcrumble with attitude. An old lady who can kick people
in the face and say, "Get out the fucking room, I gotta make a noise
now". That's the best teacher.
BONO: That might be true of many things. You know, when resistance
becomes the thing that drives you... your engine room or whatever...
EDDIE: There are certain people who, if they say, "I want to do this",
and everyone says, "No, you can't do it", they go "OK, I won't". And
then there are other people who say, "Right, let's do it". You're very
good at it. I try to be good at it.
BONO: I have no embarrassment at all. No shame.
EDDIE: That's the key: being able to take humiliation when people say,
"Why are you doing this, you are a fool, you're an idiot". And you
carry on through it.
BONO: Yeah, I come from a long line of salespeople on my mother's
side, and I see myself as a sort of salesman, so I have no problem
ringing the doorbell and asking people to let me in. Until I show them
the Tupperware, that is...
EDDIE: It's OK if, in your mind, the Tupperware is useful.
BONO: Didn't you live in Northern Ireland?
EDDIE: Yes, I lived in Bangor until I was five. My dad worked for BP
in Belfast, and it was the happiest time of my life. I didn't know the
politics.
BONO: That's only five years of happiness.
EDDIE: I know. Actually, it was even less because I was born in Aden,
in Yemen. I got to Bangor when I was about two, so it was three years.
Going to the Ballyholme Primary School, playing with kids, having a
gang. I didn't know about politics at the time, but it was a very
Protestant town. I was oblivious to all that. I just had fun. My mum
was alive, we had bicycles and we threw mud balls at passing cars. It
was great. So I have very fond feelings for Northern Ireland.
Do you remember the "trick or treat" killings in County Londonderry,
in the bad times?
BONO: Yeah, it was disgusting.
EDDIE: I was touring Ireland at the time and my tour manager said,
"We're not going up there", and I said, "It's fine". And he said,
"There could be shooting, and they'll target English people", and I
said, "They're not going to target English people, they're fighting
themselves, they don't care about us performing idiots". They wouldn't
go, so I thought, "Well, I will", drove up on my own and played three
nights.
BONO: Fantastic. I wanted to do this interview for a few reasons, and
the psychology of the performer is one of them. It's something that's
not much written about, and I'm not sure performers themselves know
that much about it. I'm interested in the idea that you've no choice
but to perform. It's like a twitch really, it sort of just comes on."
EDDIE: The performance thing, I've analysed it. I think the desire to
perform has something to do with my mum dying, because I don't
remember wanting to perform before that. She died when I was six, and
at seven I saw a kid on stage in a play and I thought, I want to do
that, and that feeling stayed.
The conclusion I have come to is that the audience is a surrogate
affection organism for the loss of my mother's affection. A mother
gives unconditional love (some mothers don't, but my mother did), but
an audience's love is totally conditional. You have to deliver.
Consequently, I believe my desperation to deliver is to get this love
out of an audience. That is what kept, and keeps pushing me.
BONO: Ditto to a similar beginning. It's a signature of singers in
particular. Maybe it goes back to that line, "Sometimes I feel like a
motherless child". But Lennon, John Lydon, it just goes on and on.
EDDIE: It can be dysfunctional parents as well.
BONO: I wonder if the audience isn't a mother so much as a father
figure. At least, it is for me.
EDDIE: The audience is a father figure to you?
BONO: Yeah... I hope we don't sound, like, too fuckin' run amok on
Jung and Freud. As Jim Sheridan would say, "The Muddah, it is all
about the Muddah...". The loss of my mother definitely started me
singing and writing, but the audience was probably some sort of
attempt at my father.
It goes without saying, if we were of completely sound mind and
proportion in our thinking, we wouldn't be performers.
EDDIE: That's it. I think Madonna's mum died when she was around six,
and Orson Welles lost his mother young.
BONO: It is a performance thing - in hip-hop, it is always the missing
father, the lost thing.
EDDIE: If you go into a very dark space, Hitler's father died...
BONO: Great performer.
EDDIE: Not good to start off with, but in the end...
BONO: I loved that one he did, what was it, Czechoslovakia, that was a
great one.
EDDIE: Well, his mum died when he was young and he was beaten as a
child - him and Stalin and Saddam.
BONO: I wanted to talk to you about the European thing.
EDDIE: It's my thing. The EU is now inviting those countries who've
been killing each other for centuries to join Europe. There's a sense
of stability and, hopefully, peace. Belarus is the only European
country that still has a dictator.
BONO: With a great moustache!
EDDIE: Yes, with a very 1950s thing going on...
BONO: He's got an actual Hitler moustache. I've seen it. Isn't it
interesting that you can meet somebody and they seem plausible, but
there's one thing that screams madness. And with President Lukashenko,
in Belarus, it's the tache. He looks normal, then you go, "Oh, my God,
he's got a mad tache, silver hair and a black Hitler tache!".
EDDIE: If he could just go, we'd have no dictators in Europe for the
first time ever.
BONO: Your desire for Europe is extraordinary to me, but you've
followed through on it. I mean, is this where the languages come in?
Did you learn French and German at school?
EDDIE: I learnt French at school but stopped when I was 16. When I
first visited France, I'd go into a bar or restaurant and say,
"Qu'est-ce que ils?". I'd just keep going with my broken French. My
rule was, communication first, grammar second.
BONO: I'm amazed that you can do stand-up in French.
EDDIE: Absolutely. My dream is for Europe to become a huge
melting-pot. We need to be a melting-pot. We need to melt. So my doing
a gig in French is to kick the melting-pot up. I want to do gigs in
German, Russian, Spanish. And Arabic, because I was born in an Arabic
country and the 9/11 thing.
BONO: Do you consider yourself European?
EDDIE: I consider myself British-European, like there are African-
Americans and Italian- Americans. You can be Irish-European. Whether
you're Northern or Southern Irish, there's this umbrella of
Europeanness. I think if we can make it work in Europe, it's almost a
blueprint for the future of the world. If we can get all these
countries, with all their languages, coming together to work in some
shape or form, then the whole world can work. And if we can't get it
working in Europe, the world has got no chance. Those are the stakes.
BONO: Wow, I hadn't thought of it like that.Now, did you become funny
to stop being beaten up?
EDDIE: No, I became funny to get girls, actually.
BONO: It's either one thing or the other, isn't it?
EDDIE: At school, there was one girl for every 20 boys, so it was
ridiculous odds, and if you weren't head of a sports team...
BONO: You'd better be funny! I'd like to talk about your material. I
presume you write some of it beforehand and make some of it up on the
spot.
EDDIE: No, I do it all on the spot. A lot of people write their stuff
down and then develop it, but I'm inordinately lazy. I have great
difficulty writing things down. In the end, I develop bits of material
and then, in between those bits, I take the courage to break off, a
bit like a jazz musician saying, "I'm going to go off on a solo here,
I haven't got a band, it's just me".
BONO: Oh, I'm envious.
EDDIE: It was all improv once. That's why it feels like I'm making it
all up. But I'm not.
BONO:Aren't you writing a show at the moment with somebody? That
you're acting in? Collaborating on a TV thing?
EDDIE: Yes, I'm involved in the writing thing. There's a show for FX
channel, which does The Shield and Nip/Tuck and Rescue Me in America.
Minnie Driver and I play the mother and father of a family of
American-Irish travellers, just like travellers in Ireland.
BONO: The story of the travellers is amazing.
EDDIE: Yes, it is. They're descendants of travellers who came over
because of the potato famine. Some of them do legitimate business,
some go around scamming and grifting.
BONO: To return to your line of business, I saw you invent a whole new
genre at the G8 in Scotland, doing that piece of agitprop. I thought,
"This is 'Stand-up Stadium'". How do you communicate to such a big
crowd? I mean, I'm terrified and I have the security of my band, a
guitar, a tune. Watching you, I thought, "Now, this is the top of the
food chain...".
Anyhow, thank you very, very much for letting me interrogate you. I'm
the biggest of your little fans, or the littlest of your big fans, I
don't know which. So, up Bangor, and I guess I'll see you down the road?
EDDIE: Yes, absolutely.
© 2006 Independent News