Bono in the news on ANOTHER shirt abuse scandal...

[starsgoblue]

Might be a reach...but we can show them this and say, "See he smells so good he likes to smell his own shirts!"

And it IS for his own good...let's keep repeating that.

 

[verte76]

I can see the police report for that one!
Several women - ranging in age - raided the Hewson compound stealing only shirts (cotton blend in nature). Statesments from women include "it is only for his own good" and "Save the shirts". Many have buried their faces in shirts claiming shirts "smell good"

 

[starsgoblue]

Borderline COS behaviors evident:

Rosary =

 

[starsgoblue]

Still drooling....

 

[digsy]

i found a few pics on the internet of my heroic shirt
i thought you'd all like to see what this poor shirt looked like when still attached to this devilish rock star...
lets spare a thought for the terrors it must have gone through to resort to setting itself alight and rejoice in the fact that it now has a happy home where it is very very much loved and adored by myself....

the shirts new happier home...

 

[nurse chrissi]

the shirt appears much happier now
too bad you couldn't keep the owner of said shirt

 

[starsgoblue]

Oooh Digsy....I'm so jealous of you right now!

 

[digsy]

the shirt appears much happier now
too bad you couldn't keep the owner of said shirt

i know
personally, despite endless abuse, i dont understand shirts eagerness to remove itself from this rockstar (shhhh dont tell it i said that, it may feel hurt)

 

[digsy]

Oooh Digsy....I'm so jealous of you right now!

sorry, i'm kinda showing off i guess... but you would to if you had it

 

[AtomicBono]

Subject Bono is getting sexier and s - I mean, worse and worse... shirts must all be taken immediatley. Digsy has obviously already taken initiative Digsy, you rule. I'm damn jealous of you but that is so awesome.

 

[starsgoblue]

Subject Bono is getting sexier and s - I mean, worse and worse... shirts must all be taken immediatley. Digsy has obviously already taken initiative Digsy, you rule. I'm damn jealous of you but that is so awesome.

What she said.


(Can I adopt you?! You're too cute!)

 

[AtomicBono]

What she said.


(Can I adopt you?! You're too cute!)

who me? or Bono?

you can adopt me and we'll go atta - er, CURE Bono together

 

[starsgoblue]

Yes, indeed!

 

[Merc]

JT COS!

I can see the police report for that one!
Several women - ranging in age - raided the Hewson compound stealing only shirts (cotton blend in nature). Statesments from women include "it is only for his own good" and "Save the shirts". Many have buried their faces in shirts claiming shirts "smell good"

... and digsy, if I had that shirt - Damn, I would wear it every day, until there was no shirt left!!!

Lucky girl!

 

[LostAtMoon]

Originally posted by AtomicBono Subject Bono is getting sexier and s - I mean, worse and worse... shirts must all be taken immediatley. Digsy has obviously already taken initiative Digsy, you rule. I'm damn jealous of you but that is so awesome. [/B]

Just can get enough of this picture! Poor t-shirt, so defenseless and lonely all over that body…

 

[digsy]

JT COS!









... and digsy, if I had that shirt - Damn, I would wear it every day, until there was no shirt left!!!

Lucky girl!

i did wear it for a while (and yes it smelt DAMN good!)
but then i had to think of the greater good - do i wear it solidly for a year and thn have nothign left or do i sacrifice the constant touching of it and have it for the rest of my life...???
besides, i have to take it apart every now and then (somehow the glass INSIDE gets dirty...????) so i get to feel it again then

 

[starsgoblue]

Caught in the act again...this time US Festival '83

 

[starsgoblue]

(leaves me with a pit in my stomach)

 

[AtomicBono]

Just can get enough of this picture! Poor t-shirt, so defenseless and lonely all over that body…

I dunno...I wouldn't pity the t-shirt TOO much...being all over that body and all

But yeah, more and more evidence is pouring in - Bono has had this disorder for years and it's getting worse.

 

[starsgoblue]

We need to organize an intervention!

 

[madonna's child]

Bono really does rip his shirt off a lot.

 

[starsgoblue]

He needs to just keep it off....rather than taunting us with his sexiness and subjecting shirts to abnormal cruelty....I'm so proud of the braveness of Digsy's shirt--who know what kind of horrors it was subjected to.

 

[Lucy3011]

This thread has had me in stitches

PLEBAans this isn't a cause, it's an emergency!!!!

I'm going to be laughing about that for the rest of the day.

 

[starsgoblue]

Thanks, sweetpea.

 

[digsy]

He needs to just keep it off....rather than taunting us with his sexiness and subjecting shirts to abnormal cruelty....I'm so proud of the braveness of Digsy's shirt--who know what kind of horrors it was subjected to.

oooh i dunno
honestly, i think the taunting and act of ripping it off is way sexier than just not having it on at all

 

[starsgoblue]

It's not good for my sanity.....