Bono has a message for u all........

[mad1]

*sings*
'Oh oh oh the Sweetest Things'
'Oh oh oh the Sweetest Things'

*song ends*

Bono - 'Well PLEBA its turning to *hic* the end of 2000ishen1 *hic* and I'd like to raise a bottle, glass, all of ur toes to wish u all, in case no-ones in nexsht weeksh, a Happy Newy Yearsh!!!!! *raises glass* *hic* Have one or two or more

...so until next time, when I'll show me elelelelevated arse, not front thish time, and what the hell, we can all get naked on stagesh! *hic* take care my pleepepllelians.....luv u all verysh verysh much!!! *raises glass again* *hic*


shhhh Bono has now fallen asleep!

 

[Veranda]

Thanks Bono! YOU'RE the Sweetest Thing! Cute too! Girls let's take him away while he's asleep!

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U2- The Unforgettable Fire still burns!

 

[WildHonee]

Bono in velvet.

Lying down.

Singing the Sweetest Thing

HOLD ME BACK!!!!!!

Let's get 'im whilst he sleeps...GEEZ Lookit his jaw....

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

"Bono was embraced as rock's latest mystic leader, a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

"There were moments when Bono even earned cheers for simply loosening his shirt"

"Listen....I could be a genius if I weren't so lazy"

 

[spinninghead77]

He looks so peaceful lying down. I am sure that he sleeps like a baby (when he actually takes the time to sleep). Imagine waking up with THAT lying next to you...... Although I don't think that I would be able to fall asleep if he was there, for fear that my dream would end.

 

[blueeyes]

Awww, thanks Maddie!
You rule!
I always love reading your posts, you are so funny and sweet. Thanks.
HUGS FOR MADDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Bluey

 

[WildHonee]

I imagine Ali would be used to it by now (lucky duck), but I wonder if she ever sits there and WATCHES BedtimeBono and he's like *zzz...drool.....zz snort....zzzz*

(I wonder if Bono snores)

and he's asleep and he's like *Good thing Peter Gabriel doesn't visit ME in my sleep zzzzzz*

and Ali's like O MY DAD Mr. Bono is in my bed. O wait. He ALWAYS is....I hope he won't be wanting another child any time soon. The corral is pretty full. I wonder if Mona and Echo have room for our kids in their NY loft....

and then she's like WHAT AM I DOING? I'VE GOT BONO RIGHT THERE!

and no she doesn't maul him because Ali is not Mona, and if she were to awaken Bono then he would be grouchy and methinks he needs his sleep.

So instead she can run her fingers through Bono's hair quietly....and then she gets up and dances around singing that Partridge Family song. You know -- "I WOKE UP IN LOVE THIS MORNING."

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

"Bono was embraced as rock's latest mystic leader, a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

"There were moments when Bono even earned cheers for simply loosening his shirt"

"Listen....I could be a genius if I weren't so lazy"

[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 12-28-2001).]

 

[Julyfly]

Awwwww, he looks postively cherubic & innocent when he's sleeping! Looks are really deceiving

That's a really cool picture, maddie! He looks like he's crooning a torch song!

 

[spinninghead77]

Originally posted by WildHonee:


and no she doesn't maul him because Ali is not Mona, and if she were to awaken Bono then he would be grouchy and methinks he needs his sleep.

No wonder they have so many kids. If I had Bono sleeping in my bed I wouldn't be able to control myself ever.

*Imagines waking up, seeing Bono sleeping next to me, and defiling him*
*Drools Uncontrollably*

 

[WildHonee]

!! LMAO I can't give one sweet little dissertation on LIFE WITH BONO

*mind wanders*

em without it being scandalized. Although, it DID start out with Bono in bed, so....

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

"Bono was embraced as rock's latest mystic leader, a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

"There were moments when Bono even earned cheers for simply loosening his shirt"

"Listen....I could be a genius if I weren't so lazy"

 

[WildHonee]

BTW in the video for the baby please come home for Xmas song (does that song have a real title, btw?) Bono winks in the beginning.

*SWOOOOON*

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

"Bono was embraced as rock's latest mystic leader, a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

"There were moments when Bono even earned cheers for simply loosening his shirt"

"Listen....I could be a genius if I weren't so lazy"

 

[spinninghead77]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
BTW in the video for the baby please come home for Xmas song (does that song have a real title, btw?) Bono winks in the beginning.

*SWOOOOON*

I didn't see that Video at all this year!! I can't imagine Bono winking at the Camera. I think that it would throw me into a complete tizzy.
*Storms Much Music and starts throwing Lemons at the Employee's in Protest*

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by spinninghead77:
I didn't see that Video at all this year!! I can't imagine Bono winking at the Camera. I think that it would throw me into a complete tizzy.
*Storms Much Music and starts throwing Lemons at the Employee's in Protest*

LMAO On VH1 classic on XMas day they just played XMas videos all day long. The sad thing was that I memorized the rotation (there were only like 15 songs) and could predict when the video would come on again.


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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

"Bono was embraced as rock's latest mystic leader, a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

"There were moments when Bono even earned cheers for simply loosening his shirt"

"Listen....I could be a genius if I weren't so lazy"

 

[wildhoney22]

Originally posted by spinninghead77:
I didn't see that Video at all this year!! I can't imagine Bono winking at the Camera. I think that it would throw me into a complete tizzy.
*Storms Much Music and starts throwing Lemons at the Employee's in Protest*

I'm @ my grandma house in Florida, and she has digital cable here, and she gets this channel VH1 Classic which shows rock videos from the 60's to the 80's and they showed that video on XMas day! I had U2 ESP or something cause I was wondering of they would show it, changed the channel and had just started! I luv luv luv that video!

*but I leave here in a week, to return to my crappy basic cable and no VH1 Classic*

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*~*?*~*~ Katie ~*~*?*~*

I wonder what's gonna happen to you
You wonder what has happened to me

 

[Julyfly]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
BTW in the video for the baby please come home for Xmas song (does that song have a real title, btw?) Bono winks in the beginning.

*SWOOOOON*

The official title is "It's Christmas ( Baby Please Come Home)" and I LOOOOOOVE that video sooooo much! I love the way he sings "pretty lights on the tree; I'm watchin' em shine- you should be here with me!" It looks like he sort of trips on something near the end and nearly falls (surprise, surprise...poor Bono and those cute little uncoordinated feet)!

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I've been sleeping in my bathing suit an' I feel FIIIINE!
* PLEBA-girl powers-ELEVATE!!!*

 

[WildHonee]

SOMEONE PLEASE KEEP ME AWAY FROM ENJOYU2.com!

Top 5 Reasons Not to Sleep With a U2 Member

5. Howie B secretly tapes occasion and mixes "Lemon (supersex remix)" for play during concert intermission.

4. Edge, Larry and Adam's hands rough from 20 years of chords and wood.

3. Bono annoyingly continues to sing "I'm Even Better Than the Real Thing" during the deed.

2. They don't take off those damn shades for anything!

1. Running hands through hair during moments of extreme passion curiously similar to grabbing a porcupine

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Bono and Al have lost the First U2 Baby of the New Millenium competition. Larry and Ann have been working feverishly to catch up to the Hewson clan, while Edge is not worried that he will lose the title of most fertile member of U2. Adam could not be contacted for comment.

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The wardrobe people have taken to staking out Bono's room and when he briefly shows up to pass out on his bed they go in, strip him, and take his clothes away to wash without waking him.

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"Then," Bono says, zipping up his Fly, careful not to catch his Macphisto, "I'll do this." And with that, he steals Edge's hat, which causes the guitarist to dry up and blow away.

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Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkk!!!!!!

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

"Bono was embraced as rock's latest mystic leader, a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

"There were moments when Bono even earned cheers for simply loosening his shirt"

"Listen....I could be a genius if I weren't so lazy"

[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 12-28-2001).]

 

[JessicaAnn]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
SOMEONE PLEASE KEEP ME AWAY FROM ENJOYU2.com!

Top 5 Reasons Not to Sleep With a U2 Member

4. Edge, Larry and Adam's hands rough from 20 years of chords and wood.

Wood????? *bluuuuuussssshhhhh*

Oh man ... my mind is so far down the gutter today, I am afraid I may never be the same.



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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)

 

[sparkys girl]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
SOMEONE PLEASE KEEP ME AWAY FROM ENJOYU2.com!

Top 5 Reasons Not to Sleep With a U2 Member

5. Howie B secretly tapes occasion and mixes "Lemon (supersex remix)" for play during concert intermission.

4. Edge, Larry and Adam's hands rough from 20 years of chords and wood.

3. Bono annoyingly continues to sing "I'm Even Better Than the Real Thing" during the deed.

2. They don't take off those damn shades for anything!

1. Running hands through hair during moments of extreme passion curiously similar to grabbing a porcupine

okay Mona, some of these are funny!

others are just untrue, esp. the porcupine stuff!
i don't think there is anything wrong with rough hands! i find it kinda sexy and virile! *okay, i've said enough!*



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*+*MaRiA*+*
she is the dreamer....she's imagination

 

[spinninghead77]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
Top 5 Reasons Not to Sleep With a U2 Member

5. Howie B secretly tapes occasion and mixes "Lemon (supersex remix)" for play during concert intermission.

4. Edge, Larry and Adam's hands rough from 20 years of chords and wood.

3. Bono annoyingly continues to sing "I'm Even Better Than the Real Thing" during the deed.

2. They don't take off those damn shades for anything!

1. Running hands through hair during moments of extreme passion curiously similar to grabbing a porcupine

Perhaps there is something wrong with me, but I really don't think that any of those reasons would stop me!!

 

[Giant Lemon]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
2. They don't take off those damn shades for anything!

Do you think the Edge takes off his beanie?

 

[elizabeth]

i will take rough hands ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.

 

[WildHonee]

LMAO I dropped my "Porn Patrol" sash

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

"Bono was embraced as rock's latest mystic leader, a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

"There were moments when Bono even earned cheers for simply loosening his shirt"

"Listen....I could be a genius if I weren't so lazy"

 

[hippy]

Originally posted by Giant Lemon:
Do you think the Edge takes off his beanie?

LMAO!!!! *pictures Edgie in only a beanie* ACK!!!!

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"A Bono approved event is a good event!"

You can dream, so dream out loud!

"The way to be optimistic is not to shut your eyes and close your ears." -Bono

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!

 

[Julyfly]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
SOMEONE PLEASE KEEP ME AWAY FROM ENJOYU2.com!

Top 5 Reasons Not to Sleep With a U2 Member

5. Howie B secretly tapes occasion and mixes "Lemon (supersex remix)" for play during concert intermission.

4. Edge, Larry and Adam's hands rough from 20 years of chords and wood.

3. Bono annoyingly continues to sing "I'm Even Better Than the Real Thing" during the deed.

2. They don't take off those damn shades for anything!

1. Running hands through hair during moments of extreme passion curiously similar to grabbing a porcupine

******************************
Bono and Al have lost the First U2 Baby of the New Millenium competition. Larry and Ann have been working feverishly to catch up to the Hewson clan, while Edge is not worried that he will lose the title of most fertile member of U2. Adam could not be contacted for comment.

**********************************
The wardrobe people have taken to staking out Bono's room and when he briefly shows up to pass out on his bed they go in, strip him, and take his clothes away to wash without waking him.

**********************************
"Then," Bono says, zipping up his Fly, careful not to catch his Macphisto, "I'll do this." And with that, he steals Edge's hat, which causes the guitarist to dry up and blow away.

***********************************
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkk!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*July reaches for tissues to wipe the tears away from her eyes*
Mona, girl- you crazy!