Bono behaving badly......

[madzia]

While going through my photo-albums I noticed that our Honey-Boney developed some bad habits over the years:

1 - spicing up the drinks

2 - smoking

3 - tooth picking with fingernails

4 - book-destroying

5 - falling asleep during a conversation

6 - umbrella eating

7 - running naked here and there

...any other sightings of baaaad behaviour?

 

[SweetOnU2]

LMAO@all the pics! But they are all soooo cute, espeially the last one! Yum!

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But you take what you can get
'Cause it's all that you can find
Oh, you know there's something more
But tonight, tonight, tonight


(??.?(?*?.? ?.?*?)?.??)
?.???. *Monica*.???.?
(?.??(?.??* *??.?)??.)

 

[Bonochick]

*lmao*

I love the "book destroying" one...he looks so cute!

We need a picture of him stealin' a boat!

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"I don't know you,
But you don't know the half of it..."

 

[U2Kitten]

I love the fingernail one- but I always thought he was lighting up in that one! Check out the brown paper bag w/ bottle under his arm, caught ya Bono!

 

[UV2001]

Originally posted by Bonochick:



We need a picture of him stealin' a boat!

LMAO how true

 

[U2SJ]

To be honest, I have always thought Bono looked quite sexy while lighting up a cig.
Pic #3 has always been one of my faves, so very cool the man is.

 

[Discoteque]

Oh that Boner. Such a trouble maker he is. But...sigh...he just looks SO DAMN GOOD doing all of it!!!! *wants to get naughty with naughty Bono*

Here's some more of our favorite leprechaun:

Falling asleep on poor sweet patient Wedge:

Embarrassing himself in front of the guys:

Clowning around on the streets:

More drinking from our party boy:

Disco


[This message has been edited by Discoteque (edited 10-24-2001).]

 

[u2zed]

Originally posted by U2SJ:
To be honest, I have always thought Bono looked quite sexy while lighting up a cig.
Pic #3 has always been one of my faves, so very cool the man is.

Much as I would discourage Bono dear from smoking and thus scuffing up his precious voice, I have to say I agree. There's just something about the action of lighting a cigarette, the way you have to almost cuddle it. There's a gentleness of nourishing the flame. And watching Bono do it is mesmerizing.

(Come on baby light my fire...)
(Baby baby baby light my way...)

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[CatDubh]

Originally posted by Discoteque:
More drinking from our party boy:

LMAO!! Whadda rarity!!

No boots!! Look at his toes! Bwahaahahaha!! Lovely black socks fer sure!

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Zooming in
Zooming out
Nothing I can't do without
A lens to see it all up close
Magnifying what no one knows
Never in company
Never alone
No car alarm
No cellular phone - Adam Clayton / Passengers

***Sparky's Whore***

RSOC's Sparky Shrine

 

[HelloAngel]

You talkin about me, eh?

Tsk tsk tsk tsk.

 

[madzia]

Yeah, I'm talkin' to you... there's noone else here !!!

I also discovered 1 more nasty secret about Mr.B(ig)- he likes 'unconventional' women:

Sorry for this...

[This message has been edited by madzia (edited 10-25-2001).]

 

[AM]

Don Bono

eating sunglasses

trying to steal monuments

getting only half undressed... (he should take some lessons from Sparky boy

)

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"The bass player's got it. The bass player's fucking got it." Bono, Boston 6-9-01

 

[AM]

kick ass

arse grapping

guitar smashing

trolley lifting

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"The bass player's got it. The bass player's fucking got it." Bono, Boston 6-9-01

 

[AM]

hanging out your privates.... er... no.... wrong person, sorry gals

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"The bass player's got it. The bass player's fucking got it." Bono, Boston 6-9-01

 

[mad1]

LMAO!!!!!!!

ALL the above pics of Mr B misbehaving are brilliant,,,,,,,,,,,TANKS

LOL!!!!

Bono touching butts!!!!!

dirty pervy fecker!!!!!!!!!!!

I luv the pics of him lighting up, so very rough-boy-take-ya-and-be-rough-gentle look, ya know?

hmmmmmmmmmmmm.................

 

[madzia]

He is also accused of:


hanging out with boyzbands:

being a kiss&tell guy:

de niro impersonating:

trying to take a sneak peak in Edgies pants

 

[*Scarlet*]

Being a killer :

Being a cannibal! (Here, he tries to EAT public's hands):

In any case...awwww.....I love this man......


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*Scarlet*
THE ROYAL KITE OF LANGUAGE FOR L.E.A.T.H.E.R.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Originally posted by *Scarlet*:
Being a killer

:

If Larry is the Smooth Criminal, shall we call Bono the "Hairy Criminal."

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Jessica

"Rock and roll doggie"
--Bono

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

?Never trust a man who tells you it's from the heart, never trust a man smoking a cigar, never trust a cowboy or a man who wears shades.?
--Bono

 

[UV2001]

Originally posted by u2zed:
Much as I would discourage Bono dear from smoking and thus scuffing up his precious voice, I have to say I agree. There's just something about the action of lighting a cigarette, the way you have to almost cuddle it. There's a gentleness of nourishing the flame. And watching Bono do it is mesmerizing.

(Come on baby light my fire...)
(Baby baby baby light my way...)

I agree but his voice AND HEALTH must come first.

 

[u2zed]

Originally posted by UV2001:
I agree but his voice AND HEALTH must come first.

Oh, absolutely. He doesn't have to smoke the things. Just light them.

Anyway, here's an even better (or worse?) pic of Bono kissing that Oasis scuzz:

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and I must be an acrobat to talk like this and act like that

U2! in Boston! in DC! with me!

 

[Chickles]

Originally posted by AM:
getting only half undressed... (he should take some lessons from Sparky boy

)

LOL very funny!!! and very sexy!!!

 

[u2zed]

Bad Bono starting rumors about extramarital affairs...

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and I must be an acrobat to talk like this and act like that

U2! in Boston! in DC! with me!

 

[u2zed]

That Bono never stops!

Misappropriating livestock

Bono, beer is for DRINKING

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and I must be an acrobat to talk like this and act like that

U2! in Boston! in DC! with me!

 

[Bonavoix]

DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*whew* Is it hot in here? Oh, what I could do to this man... Are you sure I can't have just ONE NIGHT?! *sniff* It's not fair... Sexiness (no, I take that back... EROTICISM) to this degree should be ILLEGAL.

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"From an artist's point of view, failure is where you get your best material." -Bono

"Sunrises are God's hit singles. Do the big number first and then just get on with the rest of the show." -Bono.

My feeble attempt at a website:
U2's Heartland

 

[WildHonee]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You guys are hilarious! I'm so sorry I had to miss this thread!!! OMG!!!!!!!!

I missed my Hairy Criminal

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~*Mona*~the Shamrock n rolla!
block champ at Nintendo
queen of innuendo

DREAM OUT LOUD

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by madzia:
He is also accused of:


trying to take a sneak peak in Edgies pants

Um, I gotta confess, I'm guilty of this one too.

-Echo


So...what's my punishment? And can Edge administer it?

Can it involve chocolate sauce?

Oh, I'm sorry, this thread is about BONO...

So...Can Bono administer it?




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[Echo]

Um, I think my posts are getting more hormonal.

-Echo

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Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure
Experience it at http://www.geocities.com/bonogoestovegas

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Replacing the Crippling Confusion With Mere Disorientation!
Version 3.0 is at:
http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Echo:
Um, I think my posts are getting more hormonal.

-Echo

that increases in severity over time, Echo. Tip of the iceberg, my friend, tip of the iceberg.



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