BONO ARRESTED

[mbi16]

The Case Of The Missing Shirts

Tipped off by www.swankyrockstar.com/boudoir/bono.htm the police have finally arrested the man responsible for stealing Marina's soccer jersey. After a thorough search of the premises the police have found over a hundred missing shirts in the rock star's closet. Thousands of sharpies also materialized as well as many other items, some from the rich and famous. Among them are Michael's Jackson's gloves, RuPaul's wig, Elvis's Harley, Costello's shades, Madonna's gold tooth, Elton John's feather outfit, George Michael's tiny pink shorts, and more surprisingly Beyoncee Knowles, from the pop group Destiny's Child, was also found in his closet.

Adam, the band's bassist, was quoted saying "At least he didn't get the pants." When asked how these things got there Bono responded "I have no idea, I just had some red wine and it was there." Court hearing is scheduled for next week and Peter Buck is expected to provide character witness.

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Long live the lemon!!!

[This message has been edited by mbi16 (edited 04-15-2002).]

 

[madamc]

STOP THE INSANITY!!!!!!!!

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id love adam to perform for me..wearing only cologne and a smile

 

[hippy]

Will Bono be forced to return the stolen items?

Cause I don't think I want to see Edge, Larry, and Adam with shirts!

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The whole wide world feels like a shrine to the worker bees, who stole it from God anyhow.
Lay it down, child
Lay it down, child
And walk into this room all made with love for you...

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

 

[daisybean]

OMG Marina you almost gave me a heart attack....
I saw the title and freaked

ROFLMAO




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Daisy
Love is a temple
Love's a higher law

AIM: daisyone75

 

[BAW]

Just like I said in zoo confessionals... this girl has a wicked sense of humor!

Marina, you are too f***in funny!

 

[Hallelujah Here She Comes]

Originally posted by hippyactress:
Will Bono be forced to return the stolen items?

Cause I don't think I want to see Edge, Larry, and Adam with shirts!

Excellent point, twin. I propose that the shirts be confiscated and put into our custody. We will the guardians of shirtlessness.

LMFAO at this thread, btw

 

[OnTheEdge]

Mwahaha But Bono looks good in the jeresy!

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Laura
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Something to do with politics, kids, freshness, and breakthrough.
And love.

(Joan Baez)
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...what's a Bono?

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

lmfao marina. you are insane. bad bono!

 

[mbi16]

Originally posted by MissVelvetDress_75:
lmfao marina. you are insane. bad bono!

Nope not insane just bored.

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Long live the lemon!!!

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by madamc:
STOP THE INSANITY!!!!!!!!

......so I don't have to pay? Sweet.

 

[Phuzzie_the_camera_girl]

LMAO!!! oi...that's funny

 

[FallDownJulie]

Originally posted by madamc:
STOP THE INSANITY!!!!!!!!

i'll take two, please.

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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl

"I'm not sure if Irish people can dance... except for The Edge, that is, who is our own funky chicken."
-Bono

Rock Me, I'm Irish! ~TIME Magazine, an article on Bono

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"

The Macphisto Society