THIS IS WHAT WE DID TODAY:
*ding dong*
Edge: *opens and peeks through mail slot* Um...can we...come in...please?
Bono: Move aside. *croons* I'm looking through your window. I'm walking through your doorway....I'm on the outside -- Let me in! Let me--love you!! Let--
From inside the house: *thud*
Larry: Ay, Bono. Ye did it again! Here, hold Adam. *props Adam up against Bono*
Larry: OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR!
Julie: *opens door* Ssshh this is supposed to be a surprise...!
Bono: Em...
Mona: *is passed out on the floor* *drooool*
Julie: Yeah, Bono, you made Mona fall over in lust!
Bono: Oh....em....
Julie: Just come on in before Bluey gets home!
The boys enter and set down their presents on a table
Edge: Hey, can I fix the lighting system? Cause I could--
Bono: Swanky place Bluey has here....
Larry: Adam wants to know where the bar is.
Mona: *wakes up* *swooooon* Hiiii Bono...Hiiii Larry.
Bono: *takes off coat* *is wearing a feathery duck costume* This is a costume party, right? Why don't you guys go and--
EVERYONE: BWWWWWAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAA!!!
Bono: WHAT? You've never seen someone wear a DUCK costume before? *pout* Well, I'll just take it off then.
Mona: *FAINT*
Bono: *strips down* He's wearing leather pants, blue shades, a white shirt -- slightly unbuttoned -- and his camo hat underneath
Mona: *awakens* *looks up* LEATHER! *faints again*
Bono: *steps over her* We brought the food too. Where should we put it?
THE LIGHTS GO OUT
Edge: GUYS! It's OK!!!! It's all good...I was just--
Julie: Bring it into the kitchen, let's see what you brought.
Larry: Has anyone seen a button? It was...round....and....
everyone gradually makes it into the kitchen
Larry: ...I think it had some holes in it, and--
Bono: EDGE! COULD YOU HOLD THIS FOR ME?!
Edge: *appears out of nowhere* WITH pleasure!!!!!
Bono: The dish,wanker.
Edge: Oh...yes...the dish...of course...*bluuuuuuuuuuush*
Julie: Mona? Mona? Where's Mona? Come on, everyone will be here soon?
Bono: *looks down at his feet* Em...something's groping me...leg...em...
Mona: leeeaattthhheeerr....oooo....
Julie: She'll faint after awhile. It'll be OK....Alright, the other PLEBA girls and Bluey will be here soon, so let's get ready! Let's just go around, and tell me what food you brought. Bono, you start!
Mona: HOO-AH!
Bono: *bluuuush* *shakes leg* Em...well...*pets Mona's head* I brought Mac N Cheese!!!
LIGHT FLICKER...MacPhisto enters
Edge: OK that wasn't MY fault...No, I put the wires back in--
MacPhisto: Quiet, hot pockets. You rang?
Julie: *is drooling over MacPhisto*
Larry: *rolls eyes* Crikey. Mac, sit over there and...well...here! *throws shiny objects in a corner* *MacPhisto follows them*
Bono: ANYWAY, I brought some macaroni and cheese. From the BLUE box. GET it?
Larry: No, Ali made it!
Bono: WHAT?
Larry: You were right there when she made it! She even milked the cow and pasteurized the milk and made the cheese! YOU EVEN MILKED THE BLOODY COW!!!!
Edge: Does it...MATTER? I think Bono's right.
Bono: But everyone knows the Blue Box Kraft Macaroni is best. *croons* I've got the bluuuuess...
Mona: *faints*
Bono's leg: *feeling returns*
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! THERE'S MORE TO COME, FOLKS! stay tuned!!!!!! More secret planning to follow....
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~*Mona*~
a little girl With Spanish eyes
Love me, Give me Soul
"Mmm...unexplained bacon" ~Homer Simpson~
Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini
*ding dong*
Edge: *opens and peeks through mail slot* Um...can we...come in...please?
Bono: Move aside. *croons* I'm looking through your window. I'm walking through your doorway....I'm on the outside -- Let me in! Let me--love you!! Let--
From inside the house: *thud*
Larry: Ay, Bono. Ye did it again! Here, hold Adam. *props Adam up against Bono*
Larry: OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR!
Julie: *opens door* Ssshh this is supposed to be a surprise...!
Bono: Em...
Mona: *is passed out on the floor* *drooool*
Julie: Yeah, Bono, you made Mona fall over in lust!
Bono: Oh....em....
Julie: Just come on in before Bluey gets home!
The boys enter and set down their presents on a table
Edge: Hey, can I fix the lighting system? Cause I could--
Bono: Swanky place Bluey has here....
Larry: Adam wants to know where the bar is.
Mona: *wakes up* *swooooon* Hiiii Bono...Hiiii Larry.
Bono: *takes off coat* *is wearing a feathery duck costume* This is a costume party, right? Why don't you guys go and--
EVERYONE: BWWWWWAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAA!!!
Bono: WHAT? You've never seen someone wear a DUCK costume before? *pout* Well, I'll just take it off then.
Mona: *FAINT*
Bono: *strips down* He's wearing leather pants, blue shades, a white shirt -- slightly unbuttoned -- and his camo hat underneath
Mona: *awakens* *looks up* LEATHER! *faints again*
Bono: *steps over her* We brought the food too. Where should we put it?
THE LIGHTS GO OUT
Edge: GUYS! It's OK!!!! It's all good...I was just--
Julie: Bring it into the kitchen, let's see what you brought.
Larry: Has anyone seen a button? It was...round....and....
everyone gradually makes it into the kitchen
Larry: ...I think it had some holes in it, and--
Bono: EDGE! COULD YOU HOLD THIS FOR ME?!
Edge: *appears out of nowhere* WITH pleasure!!!!!
Bono: The dish,wanker.
Edge: Oh...yes...the dish...of course...*bluuuuuuuuuuush*
Julie: Mona? Mona? Where's Mona? Come on, everyone will be here soon?
Bono: *looks down at his feet* Em...something's groping me...leg...em...
Mona: leeeaattthhheeerr....oooo....
Julie: She'll faint after awhile. It'll be OK....Alright, the other PLEBA girls and Bluey will be here soon, so let's get ready! Let's just go around, and tell me what food you brought. Bono, you start!
Mona: HOO-AH!
Bono: *bluuuush* *shakes leg* Em...well...*pets Mona's head* I brought Mac N Cheese!!!
LIGHT FLICKER...MacPhisto enters
Edge: OK that wasn't MY fault...No, I put the wires back in--
MacPhisto: Quiet, hot pockets. You rang?
Julie: *is drooling over MacPhisto*
Larry: *rolls eyes* Crikey. Mac, sit over there and...well...here! *throws shiny objects in a corner* *MacPhisto follows them*
Bono: ANYWAY, I brought some macaroni and cheese. From the BLUE box. GET it?
Larry: No, Ali made it!
Bono: WHAT?
Larry: You were right there when she made it! She even milked the cow and pasteurized the milk and made the cheese! YOU EVEN MILKED THE BLOODY COW!!!!
Edge: Does it...MATTER? I think Bono's right.
Bono: But everyone knows the Blue Box Kraft Macaroni is best. *croons* I've got the bluuuuess...
Mona: *faints*
Bono's leg: *feeling returns*
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! THERE'S MORE TO COME, FOLKS! stay tuned!!!!!! More secret planning to follow....
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~*Mona*~
a little girl With Spanish eyes
Love me, Give me Soul
"Mmm...unexplained bacon" ~Homer Simpson~
Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini