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Old 11-08-2001, 07:01 PM   #1
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Bluey the Party Girl (A play by me and Julie)

THIS IS WHAT WE DID TODAY:

*ding dong*

Edge: *opens and peeks through mail slot* Um...can we...come in...please?

Bono: Move aside. *croons* I'm looking through your window. I'm walking through your doorway....I'm on the outside -- Let me in! Let me--love you!! Let--

From inside the house: *thud*

Larry: Ay, Bono. Ye did it again! Here, hold Adam. *props Adam up against Bono*

Larry: OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR!

Julie: *opens door* Ssshh this is supposed to be a surprise...!

Bono: Em...

Mona: *is passed out on the floor* *drooool*

Julie: Yeah, Bono, you made Mona fall over in lust!

Bono: Oh....em....

Julie: Just come on in before Bluey gets home!

The boys enter and set down their presents on a table

Edge: Hey, can I fix the lighting system? Cause I could--

Bono: Swanky place Bluey has here....

Larry: Adam wants to know where the bar is.

Mona: *wakes up* *swooooon* Hiiii Bono...Hiiii Larry.

Bono: *takes off coat* *is wearing a feathery duck costume* This is a costume party, right? Why don't you guys go and--

EVERYONE: BWWWWWAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAA!!!

Bono: WHAT? You've never seen someone wear a DUCK costume before? *pout* Well, I'll just take it off then.

Mona: *FAINT*

Bono: *strips down* He's wearing leather pants, blue shades, a white shirt -- slightly unbuttoned -- and his camo hat underneath

Mona: *awakens* *looks up* LEATHER! *faints again*

Bono: *steps over her* We brought the food too. Where should we put it?

THE LIGHTS GO OUT

Edge: GUYS! It's OK!!!! It's all good...I was just--

Julie: Bring it into the kitchen, let's see what you brought.

Larry: Has anyone seen a button? It was...round....and....

everyone gradually makes it into the kitchen

Larry: ...I think it had some holes in it, and--

Bono: EDGE! COULD YOU HOLD THIS FOR ME?!

Edge: *appears out of nowhere* WITH pleasure!!!!!

Bono: The dish,wanker.

Edge: Oh...yes...the dish...of course...*bluuuuuuuuuuush*

Julie: Mona? Mona? Where's Mona? Come on, everyone will be here soon?

Bono: *looks down at his feet* Em...something's groping me...leg...em...

Mona: leeeaattthhheeerr....oooo....

Julie: She'll faint after awhile. It'll be OK....Alright, the other PLEBA girls and Bluey will be here soon, so let's get ready! Let's just go around, and tell me what food you brought. Bono, you start!

Mona: HOO-AH!

Bono: *bluuuush* *shakes leg* Em...well...*pets Mona's head* I brought Mac N Cheese!!!

LIGHT FLICKER...MacPhisto enters

Edge: OK that wasn't MY fault...No, I put the wires back in--

MacPhisto: Quiet, hot pockets. You rang?

Julie: *is drooling over MacPhisto*

Larry: *rolls eyes* Crikey. Mac, sit over there and...well...here! *throws shiny objects in a corner* *MacPhisto follows them*

Bono: ANYWAY, I brought some macaroni and cheese. From the BLUE box. GET it?

Larry: No, Ali made it!

Bono: WHAT?

Larry: You were right there when she made it! She even milked the cow and pasteurized the milk and made the cheese! YOU EVEN MILKED THE BLOODY COW!!!!

Edge: Does it...MATTER? I think Bono's right.

Bono: But everyone knows the Blue Box Kraft Macaroni is best. *croons* I've got the bluuuuess...

Mona: *faints*

Bono's leg: *feeling returns*

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! THERE'S MORE TO COME, FOLKS! stay tuned!!!!!! More secret planning to follow....

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Old 11-08-2001, 07:19 PM   #2
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*Sniff* That was hilarious...but...*sob* Why do you guys always hafta upstage me?

*Runs off to write more about her Thanksgiving...*

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Bono: Well...I also brought cranberry sauce...in a CAN!!!!!!

Larry: *slaps forehead* That's NOT real cranberry sauce!

Edge: Well...um...I think whatever Bono brings is wonderful--

Bono: *ignores the innuendo* *opens can and bites the sauce like it's a banananananannanana or something* mmmmm cranberry....

Julie: ...O...Kay...moving right along.

Mona: *wakes up* What? Did I miss something?

Bono: Mona, do you want a bite?

Mona: HOO-AH!!!!!!! LAY IT ON ME!

Bono:....of this cranberry sauce...?

Mona: Oh...

Edge: Um...I brought...cornflakes!

SILENCE

Everyone: CORN FLAKES?

Edge: I -- I like corn flakes. They're gggggrrreat!

Larry: Frosted Flakes are grrrrreaat, wanker.

Mona: *faints at hearing LarryGrowl*

Edge: Well..I think corn flakes are pretty nice, too....

Mona: *awakens* OK I think I'm better now. REALLY. I won't faint anymore.

Larry: Who wants to see my MEAT?

Mona: Forget it! *faints*

Larry: I brought a cooler of meat with me. It's...MANLY food. *opens cooler*

Mona: *awakens* Sorry sorry sorry!

Larry: Look how smoooooth it is!

Mona: *FAINT*

Julie: Um....OK...Adam?

Adam: *magically comes to life* HAPPY BIRTHDAY!...What? Oh, I brought THIS.

Julie: What IS that?

Bono: *croons into Mona's ear* ...wiiide awaaakke....

Mona: *awakens in a fit of giggles*

Adam: It's...well, it's an unidentifiable foreign food. (lol we know nothing about Adam)

Julie: ...riiiight. OK. Now we have the cake stuff all ready, but someone needs to bake it.

Adam: I'll do it! *grooves on over to the kitchen*

Mona: Edge, bullfight with me like you do Bono!

Edge: *bluuuuuuush* WHAAAT? No, I don't DO Bono...I just--

Mona: *steps back* No further questions!! *runs to Bono*

Bono: She grows on you after awhile!

Julie: Like fungus...Rackem frackem...

Bono: Come on, now love. Don't you look back! There's enough Bono for everyone. Did I ever tell you about the time when--

GINA MARIE ENTERS

Gina: Guys, are you ready yet? Everyone will be here in less than an hour. I was gonna come with them, but then I remembered -- two hormonal 17 year olds in a house with BONO?!!!!!! I had to come help. Mona! Get your hand off Bono's leg!! NO, DON'T PUT IT THERE!!!!!! Julie, go help Adam in the kitchen.

Adam: *reappears* Look! I found an apron! *is wearing nothing but an apron*

Larry: Whatever you do -- don't turn around (your gypsy heart)!

Adam *backs into kitchen* Well, the cake is almost done.

Larry: Could you check the batter for me buttons? I can't find some...

Gina: Bono, you set the table. Larry, get the ice cream ready. Edge, get MacPhisto over here.

Edge: *is scared yet strangely attracted to MacPhisto*

Larry: *goes into kitchen* seconds later.... EM, GUYS?

Gina: *goes into kitchen* What's wrong?

Larry is standing next to the open freezer. Melted ice cubes and ice cream and other things are spilling out.

Julie: EDGE? Did you do something to the electricity in the--

Larry: Is it HOT in here, or is it just ME?

MORE TO COME!!!! SAME BAT TIME, SAME BAT CHANNEL!!!!!!!

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Haahaahahaaaaaaa! LMAO at...at...all of it!
Heh, the fainting part w/ Larry and such!
Poor Edge and his *innuendos*
I lave him!
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WOW-I'm in the story?

*begs for the next installment to be about me, Larry, Edge, and the ice cream*

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to Larry's buttons...
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Gina: Well, we've mopped up the mess hot hot hot Smooth Criminal LarryMullenJunior made by being too hot and melting the ice cream....now what?

Julie: Adam's still baking, so--

Adam: WHO'S COMIN' OUTTA THE CAKE?

Edge: *bluuuuush*

Bono: Mister MacPhisto is!

Adam: Now...do we insert him before or after I bake it?

Larry: Wanker...

Mac: I brought chhhheeeeeeesssse!!

Mona: What about presents? Did everyone bring presents for Bluey?

Bono: Feck.

Edge: I did! Look what I made! *carefully unwraps his package*

Julie: *FAINTS at the stage direction*

Edge: TA DA! It's a picture of the four of us.


Mona: What's that on the frame?

Edge: Sequins and macaronis!

Gina: ...you know, for someone so smart as you....

Edge: You...You don't LIKE it? Bono? *needs comforting*

Bono: I need to find a present fast! *looks around room* Hm...I could go out driving and--
Everyone: NO! DON'T GO DRIVING!!!!

Bono: Well...

Larry: I'm gonna give Bluey THIS:
Minus Bono...

Mona: O MY TOTAL GOODNESS! *faint*

In the kitchen...
Adam: ALright, Mac. Get in the cake.

Mac: I hope Bluey's coming soon...myy...look at all those shiny---

Adam: HANDS OFF TH' SPOOOONS!!!!! *stuffs Mac into cake*

Mac: *from within cake* Em...is there a chance I could use the lavatory? Hello?

Adam: *wheels cake out into the magical ballroom where everyone else is*

Bono: I still don't know what to give Bluey! Feck...

Mona: I know what you can give ME, Bono!

Larry:Mac, are you in there? *knocks on cake*

Mac: Yes, my pretty one!

Larry: Did you bring a present?

Mac: Yes, lovely. *chomps on cake* I brought her red glittery roller skates! They're ever so...MAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHVELOUS! And, eh, I've also go a little something...SPECIAL planned for later tonite...*wink* *wink*

Cake: *nudges Larry*

Bono: CURSES! I wish I'd thought of that!! Bluey will be so happy to -- I should have--I mean...I've got a beautiful wife and a million kids....I've got a wife and kids...

Mona: eh...did I mention I prefer the strong SILENT type?

Julie: EDGE! Did you wrap your package back up again!! *giggles* EEe heeehee!! Unwrap that package!

Edge: *ignores the innuendo* What is it, Mac? What do you have planned? Ooh, ooh! LEMMEE GUESS! It it...mini golf? No, NO! BOWLING!!!! Oh, it's bowling, isn't it? I KNEW it I KNEW IT!!....can I come too? *hops up and down in excitement*

The rest of the boys look at each other

Bono: Adam, why don't YOU tell him what Mac means?

Adam: Well *whispers in Edge's ear*

Edge:*eyes widen* *bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush* Oh. His face red like a rose on a thorn bush Like all the colors of a royal flush
I think I'll go....em...over...THERE! *scurry scurry scurry*

Bono: Well, I still need a--

Adam: Larry, I think you--*stops* *is pale*

Larry: What?

Adam: *nudges Bono*

Bono: OMG...!!!!!! Is that....STUBBLE?

Larry: WHAT in the bloody Sam hill are you lookin' at? *looks down at his chest* NNNNOOOOO!!!!!!! *pulls shirt closed* WHAR'S TH' LOO??? *runs away*

from a distant room all that is heard is
Larry: *riiiip* *riiiiip* YOWCHIE!!!!!

Mac: *from within cake*...Em....could I....make a phone call, by any chance?

Bono: I NEED a good present...

Mac: ...Will Bluey be here soon? I've got some cake in...some...uncomfortable places....o my....

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!! (lol, guess who did all her homework at play practice and now has nothing to do? )

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*laughed so hard at Larry ripping out his chest hair that she almost...*

'cake in uncomfortable places'

Hey-Dubya's on right now-so I am utterly transfixed(on this story, of course)
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Edge: Guys, I'm almost done with the decorations! O, wait. No...no, I'm not. No...

Edge appears wrapped up like a mummy in blue streamers. Only his pretty green eyes are showing. Even though his face is covered up, Edge's goatee is magically stenciled on to the streamers

Edge: Um....GUYS?

Larry: *comes back with tears in his eyes* WHEW...

Bono: *unwraps Edge*

Julie: *FAINTS at the stage direction*

MacPhisto: *is crooning* I had a little drink an hour ago, and it's gone straight to...my...head...

Bono: Can I lick it?

Edge: *bluuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssshhhhhhhh* WHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT???????!!!!

Bono: The frosting on the cake. Can I have a taste.

Edge: Oh...the cake...heheh...of COURSE....*ahem*

Adam: Instead of candles, I put SPOONS on top!

Bono: SPOON FEED ME, BABY!

Mona and Edge: *bluuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssshhhhhh*

Gina: OK you know everyone will be here soon, and we're not even close to being ready.

Bono: O no! I STILL haven't found what I'm looking for...

Edge: Over here! OVER HERE!

Bono: A present for Bluey?

Edge:...o...yes...for BLUEY...of course...*ahem*...

*DING DONG*

Julie: Is that THEM?

Bluey enters, blindfolded

Bluey: Guys, if this isn't a real MacPhisto Society HQ, I'm telling! Hello? ANYONE? Where'd you all go?

Bono: Think, Bono, think....WHAT would Bluey want?

PLEBA girls: *file in and surround Bluey* The cake is rolled over to her*

Larry: *whispers* Get ready, Mac!

Bluey: Who said that? *stretches arm out and touches Larry* MY, but this is a smooth...eh...environment! Fishy? Anyone? Where'd you guys go?

Bono: I know! She wants ME PANTS! *slips 'em off*

Mona: *FAAIINNNNTTTT*!!!!!! *quickly awakens to see what happens next*

Larry: *to Mac* NOW!...*nothing happens*...Mac? *opens the cake*

MacPhisto is sleeping in his gold sequined thong and red horns, with cake crumbs all over his face

Larry: Oh...eh...

YOU KNOW THERE's MORE TO COME STay tuned for the conclusion!!!!!!!

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LMFAO Mon!

Your play rocks! :

*wishes for more*

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*pictures Bono in that gold sequined thong*

*wonders if he's ever even worn a thong*
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OMG.

*face totally hurts and keeps slipping off chair from laughing a** off*

Okay so Mona and Julie, MY bday is um...well, it's all the way over in May
but my goodness....*begs* can I have a story too!???

pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease...
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OMG.

*face totally hurts and keeps slipping off chair from laughing a** off*

Okay so Mona and Julie, MY bday is um...well, it's all the way over in May
but my goodness....*begs* can I have a story too!???

pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease...

Yeah, my B-day's in May too (just letting y'all know.....)
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Bono: lifts Bluey's blindfold *croons* Boys and Girls go to the school and girls...
They make children...not like this one


I have a heart, a heart that's beating inside
When I was three I thought the world revolved around me
I was wrong
And so I sing along
And if you dance, then dance with me

I know a girl, a girl called Party
Party girl
I know she wants more than a party
Party girl


Bluey: *bluuuuuuuuuussssssshhhhh* OMG EVERYone's here? You guuuyyyss.....you're so niiiiice!

Bono: I give thee my PANTS.

Larry: We each decorated a part of the cake for you! On mine I put-- OH! That's whar me BUTTONS are!!!!!!

Edge: I-I bedazzled my part. *is uncomfortable standing next to pantless Bono* I hope he remembers his inter-pantal control techniques...

Bono: I wrote a SONG in my part of the cake! *ahem*

Oh sister, you know you make those boys cry.
It's not what you want, it's how you get it, and why.
Your cavernous mind keeps my searching.
Tracing your coasts keeps me thirsty.

I've seen this all before
and never dared to ask for more
until now.

Chorus:
Could it turn out to be
everything that it seems
when the answer could mean
the difference between
nothing and everything?

Hardened by a year's worth of stardom
revelling in the restriction of the garden...
Does that mean we're hot for nocturnal mess
or not at all impressed?
You've heavy love, love, but it's light to me.
My Chevy's stuck, love, again on your street

Chorus

All the beautiful faces I've seen before,
and to think that none has meant as much as yours.
None has made all the difference between
nothing and everything.

Come to your senses
if you can't come to me.
Stay in touch with yourself...
Stay in touch with yourself.

And, baby, leave the world outsiiiiide...


Everyone: *is stunned*

Bono: Thank you, thank you....

Edge: ...You have a CHEVY?

I LIED! That's NOT The end! There's more! Next one is the last, I PROMISE!!!!!!

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Mona: I want a Bono Song!!!!

Bluey: You guys are soooooo niiiiiiice! I can't believe this!!!!

Edge: I think you plagiarized Thomas Hardy...

Mona: QUIET, you!

Bono: Can that count as my present? Or do you still want my pants?

Bluey: I can't believe you wrote a song for me!

Bono: I know, isn't it EXCITING?!

Edge: Apparently so. *looks down at Bono*



WE LOVE YOU BLUEY!!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! May you have many many more!!!!
HOO-AH!

May your life be blessed with tamales.

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