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It was a cold tuesday morning at PLEBA Mansion. All was quiet downstairs as Lemonboy sadly left our little home, Ana was in the kitchen preparing the girls some coffee.

Ana: Ugh! This bloody coffee machine has a mind of it's own!!!!!!!!*pushes the bootins and sighs* How I miss Lemonboy and his early morning breakfast and coffee.

Spinny:*walks in the kitchen* Morning Ana! How are you?

Ana: Trying to figure out this bloody machine! I think it misses Lemonboy.

Spinny: I think we all do. *sigh* Here let me help you with it. *pushes all the bootins until finally it works* There!

Ana: Thanks girl. *the phone rings and Ana picks up* Hello?....Hey Bono how are you?....oh good thanks...well i'm not doing anything today how about you?....uh huh...sure! it sounds like a blast! I'll tell the other girls about it...see you in a little while you hot and sexy man you...*giggles* bye. *hangs up*

Spinny: What was all that about?

Ana: Oh! Bono wants all of us to go bike riding with the guys today. He said they go mountain biking once in a while.

Spinny: U2? Mountain biking? Oh this i've got to see.

*Clarity, AE and MG had woken up early to go into town to buy some groceries. Ana calls MG's cell phone*

Ana: MG?

MG: Yes? Hey Ana good morning.

Ana: Good morning. Guess what?

MG: What? *in the background* Clarity! Not so many cookies!!!

Clarity: Awwwwwwwww but I need to fill my cookie quota or i'll go nuts.

Ana: Well Bono called and said that he wanted us to go bike riding with them in the mountains!!

MG:*drops phone then picks it back up* What did you say??? Bike riding? *to Clarity* The guys want us to go bike riding with them!

Clarity: You've got to be kidding me.

Ana: They'll be here in about an hour so I think you girls should hurry up.

MG: Yeah yeah we're going as fast as we can. It looks like a little kid raided our shopping cart. Next time remind me not to bring AE. *looks at AE*

AE:*blushes*

Ana: Alright we'll see you here then!

MG: Ok bye. *doesn't hang up* Clarity! Watch out for the....*loud crash* ....cans...Oh gawd, let's just pay and get out of here. Oh crap I forgot to hang up the phone. *hangs up*

Ana: Well they should be on their way. Let me get Bluey,and Mrs. Edge, i'm sure they'll want to see this! *runs upstairs knocking on their doors* Girls Girls! Get up!!!

Bluey: Damn it!!! Can't a girl EVER get some PEACE and RELAXATION?? *sighs and opens the door* What is it???

Mrs.Edge:*smiling* Good morning girls. What is it Ana?

Ana: We're going bike riding with the guys.

Bluey: Bike riding???

Spinny: Yeah, so get your biking gear into place and hurry up they'll be on their way!

All: Ok!

*Meanwhile as they arrive*

Larry: Bike riding in the mountains??? Are you nuts Bono? Don't you know that you're clumsey enough to fall off the Edge???

Edge: What? He's not riding with me!

Larry:*rolls eyes* Well I guess this'll be an experience but why didn't Adam have to come??

Bono: Adam had an appointment with AM at an art gallery.

Larry:*Mumbles* Lucky bastard.

Bono: C'mon guys it'll be fun. You never know what you'll encounter in the wilderness.

*The guys arrive at PLEBA Mansion as the girls load up the Discobooos with their bikes, and bookbags full of stuff that they won't even use. MikeSt helps them.*

Bono: Morning girls! Ready for an adventurous ride in the mountains of Ireland?

All: Yeah!

MikeSt: Well we're all loaded and ready to go!

MG: Alright lets go!

*The gang head out into the mountains in the discoboos with Larry taking over the karaoke machine*

Larry: EL-E-VA-TIONNNNNNNNNN Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Clarity and MG:*droooooooooool*

Bono:Crap i'm not elevated again am I? Mike! I need to go potty!

Mike: Didn't I tell you to go at PLEBA Mansion?

Bono: I did! Ali wasn't home this morning so she didn't put a diaper on me.

Mike:*sighs* Ok. *stops the discoboos*

Bono:*jumps off and does his thing, then gets back on the booos*

Mike: I really hope you can wait till we get to the mountains.

Bono: Yes Sir!

*The gang arrive at a beautiful green mountain deep in the heart of Ireland*

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Author of PLEBA Mansion Daily.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry
 
Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:

Bono:Crap i'm not elevated again am I? Mike! I need to go potty!
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*ROTFL*
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***Spinny***
OH, SINNY- er,um- SPINNY! (freudian slip?)-JulyFly

"Here I go and I don't know why
I spin so ceaselessly
Could it be he's taken over me????"
 
*The gang arrive at a beautiful green mountain deep in the heart of Ireland*

All: Ooooooooooooh.

Larry: Well this is a beautiful place here.

Clarity: I agree. I love the view. *stares at Larry's bum*

Edge: Well we should get going if we want to ride the whole mountain before sundown.

MG: Spinny did you pack lunch?

Spinny: ME? I thought Ana was going to do it!

Ana: Nuh uh! you said you would!

Clarity: Oh boy. Well i've got 12 packages of cookies in my backpack I guess we can survive on that.

Bono: Let's goooooooooo! *gets on his bike and puts on his helmet*

Girls:*giggle*

Bono: What?

Ana: You look good!

*The guys and gals put on their helmets, backpacks and get on their bikes, starting to ride up the mountain*

Bluey: Well this is as much nature as i've ever seen in my life.

Mrs.Edge: It's beautiful isn't it?

MG: AE sweetie are you doing ok back there with your training wheels and all??

AE:*nods and smiles*

*The gang go down a trail, admiring the beautiful scenery when suddenly....*

Clarity: Shhhhhhhhh, everybody stop and be quiet.

Bono:*singing* It's a beautiful daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....what?

Clarity: I thought I heard something.

MG: Eh, whatever you heard it probably came from us.

Bono: Whoever smelt it dealt it!

Clarity: Shhhhhhh shut up BOno!...You hear that?

Larry: Yeah I hear it now, it sounds like...footsteps of some sort...

Edge: Oh I know! *gets off his bike* IF you put your ear to the ground you can hear how far it is! *puts his ear to the ground* It's coming closer!

*The rest of the gang notice the bushes shaking a bit. Out pops a huge bear.*

MG:*gasps and opens eyes wide* It's a...

Bluey: A huge mofo...

Ana: Hairy and scary looking...

Spinny: BEEEEEEEEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Larry: Let's get the fook out of here!!! Ride like you've never ridden in your life before!!!!

*The gang take off quickly on their bikes, while Edge stays with his ear on the floor*

Edge: Wow it sounds like it's right next to me...Guys? Guys?? *looks up at the bear* Oh my.

Bear: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Edge:*lays on the floor and plays dead* I must keep as still as possible!

Bear:*steps on Edge and moves him around with his paw*

Edge:*whispers* Please don't eat me. I've got so much to see in life still.

*The gang stop until they can't pedal anymore.*

MG:*gasping for breath* Oh my god that was the biggest hairiest bear i've seen in my life!

Clarity: No shite!

Larry:*looks around* Hey where's Edge?

Ana: Well last time I saw him he was with his ear to the ground and....

All: EDGE!!!!!!

Bono: We must save him!

Spinny: But how? The bear will eat us all in less than 10 seconds.

MG: I don't know but we've got to help him!

*The gang head back in the direction that they came from. They stop at where they had left Edge and gasp at what they see*

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Author of PLEBA Mansion Daily.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry
 
*They stop at where they had left Edge and gasp at what they see. The bear has The Edge craddled like if it were one of it's little bear cubs*

MG: Awwwwwwwwww how cute!

Larry: Shhhhhhh, not so loud! you'll wake up the bear!

Bono:*pokes the bear with a stick* Nah I think it's fast asleep!

Ana:*grabs the stick* Bono stop that!

Bono:*pouts*

Bluey: Now how are we going to get Edge out of the bear's arms?

Spinny: Tickle it!

Edge: What?? No! She'll crush me!

MG: No that's a good idea. We'll tickle the bear and when it starts laughing so much that it'll let Edge go and we all jump on our bikes and ride off!

Clarity: Are you crazy?

MG: It might work.

Larry: Well I can't think of anything else so I guess that's what we'll just have to do!

*The gang gather around the bear slowly and start to tickle it. The bear starts to laugh and twitch as the gang tickle it more and more until it finally lets Edge go.*

Larry: Get on your bikes NOW!!!!!!!

Bear:*stands up really mad* RAAAAAAAAAAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

Bono: Shite! Let's get out of here!!!

*The gang ride their bikes really fast with the bear running after them for about 5 mins until it finally tires out and stops following them.*

Edge: Thanks so much guys! I don't know what I would have done without you!

Bono: You would have been Bear lunch my friend.

Clarity: Let's just hope we don't run into anymore of it's friends!

Spinny: I'm hungry.

MG: Me too. Why don't we take a little break and eat some cookie lunch. After all that rescuing i'm really hungry.

All: Ok.

*They all stop and get off their bikes. Mrs. Edge pulls out a blanket that she had packed in her backpack and lays it on the ground*

Mrs.Edge: One must always be prepared.

Clarity:*takes out the cookies and places them on the blanket* Alright! Dig in everybody!

*Everybody takes in a handful of cookies, looking around at the scenery.*

Larry: This is turning out to be an intresting day.

Spinny: Yeah! It's lots of fun riding on the bikes with you guys!

Bono:*scratches his bum* Damn i've got a really bad itch.

MG: Maybe it's diaper rash! *laughs*

All: BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bono:*scratches* Ouch. No it's like something is biting my arse!

Ana: Well pull down your pants and let me see!

Edge and AE: *Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush*

Larry: Please I need to see the rest of the way!

Bono:*pulls down his pants* What do you see?

Bluey: You dork! You sat on an ant pile!!!

Bono: ANTS???? *runs around* Take them off take them off!!!!!

Ana:*slaps Bono's arse* Get off of his beautiful bum you eeeeeeeeeeeevil bugs!!! *slap* *slap* *slap*

Bono:*running around* I don't know what hurts more! The ants or you slapping my arse!

MG: Roll around on the ground or something.

Clarity: No, MG that's for when you're on fire.

MG: Oh, well it might work too since they're Fire ants!

Edge:*Throws his water on Bono's arse, blushing*

Bono: Ok ok! I think they're gone. My poor beautiful arse.

Larry:*laughs* Ok ok, put your pants on, let's pack up and go!

*The gang pack their gear up and continue on their bike trail*

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Author of PLEBA Mansion Daily.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry
 
Oh My God!! The suspense. Waiting for this is like waiting the entire summer after Ross said Rachel's name at this wedding!!

*Hits Refresh Over and Over Again*
 
My penchant for cookies has been revealed! *hides under couch*
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From Telly Time at PLEBA Mansion by our very own Mullen-Girl:

Foadzilla:*stomps and says nonstop* FOAD! FOAAAAAAAAAAAAD! FOOOOOOAAAAAAADDD! *grabs Clarity and lifts her up*

Clarity: Ohhhh, well hello there mr Foadzilla, you look mighty snarly today.

Foadzilla:*lifts eyebrow* Foad?

Clarity: Oh yeah definitely.
 
*The gang ride for another 30 mins when they arrive at this beautiful, crystal blue lake. They stop, and get off their bikes, walking up to the lake*

Edge: Wow it looks just like in the movies!

Mrs.Edge: I agree, it's so beautiful.

Bono:*to bluey* It matches the colours of your eyes love.

Bluey:*smiles* That's sweet.

Larry: I say, let's take a dip in this lake! I've always wanted to do something like that.

Spinny: But we don't have any bathing suits!

Larry: Well I don't need one! I'll go skinny dipping.

Clarity: Skinny dipping? *thud*

MG:*drools madly* Larry naked...

Bono: Yeah! Let's all take our clothes off and swim!

*The girls look at eachother and motion for the boys to start off*

Ana: Eh, you guys first!

Edge: I'm not taking off anything! *bluuuuuuuush*

MG: Oh c'mon Edge! It'll be lots of fun!!

Edge: Well ok, but only if you girls close your eyes until I get into the water.

Girls: Ok!

*Bono and Larry take off all their clothes in less than 30 seconds and jump in the water*

Bono: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! COLD!!!!!

Larry:*swims around* Oh this is the life!

Edge: Ok i'm coming in! Close your eyes girls!

*THe girls cover their eyes while Edge undresses, when he starts to walk in the girls start to whistle*

Spinny: Wooooooooooooo! Look at that!

Bluey: I've never seen such a white arse in my life!

Ana:*whistles* yeah baby!

Edge:*quickly runs into the water blushing*

Bono: Well aren't you girls going to come in? *grins*

Girls: NOPE!

*The girls grab the guy's clothes and throw them in some bushes while they're in the water*

Larry: Heeeeeeeeeeeeey!!! Give us back our clothes!!!

Clarity: Nuh uh!

Edge: Purty pleassssssse!

Spinny: No way jose!

MG: We'd like to see you ride the trail butt naked!

Larry: Don't you know we can't do that???

Bono: I don't mind *grins*

Ana: Ok we'll give you back your clothes on one condition.

Larry: What?

Bluey: You guys have to do your Full Monty dance!

Guys: WHAT????

Edge: No way! *bluuuuuuuuuuush*

Bono: In the buff??

Girls: Yeah!

Larry:*mumbles* Well if we have no choice...

*The guys exit the water and start to dance. The girls giggle madly while others start to combust*

Mrs.Edge: OH my!

MG: *Thud*

Larry:*snarl* *dance*

Clarity:*falls in puddle of drool*

Bono:*thrusts*

Ana:*combusts*

Spinny: Ok, that's enough! *gives the guys back their clothes* Ok, let's go we don't have much time until we have to arrive back at our cabin. It's already getting dark.

*The guys get dressed and get back on their bikes as slowly the sun begins to disappear.*

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Author of PLEBA Mansion Daily.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry
 
OMFG! The Full Naked Monty?!?!?! *THUD*

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From Telly Time at PLEBA Mansion by our very own Mullen-Girl:

Foadzilla:*stomps and says nonstop* FOAD! FOAAAAAAAAAAAAD! FOOOOOOAAAAAAADDD! *grabs Clarity and lifts her up*

Clarity: Ohhhh, well hello there mr Foadzilla, you look mighty snarly today.

Foadzilla:*lifts eyebrow* Foad?

Clarity: Oh yeah definitely.
 
Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
Larry:*rolls eyes* Well I guess this'll be an experience but why didn't Adam have to come??

Bono: Adam had an appointment with AM at an art gallery.
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today we?re going to do something healthy - watch other people exercise
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"The bass player's got it. The bass player's fucking got it." Bono, Boston 6-9-01
 
Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
Bono:*pokes the bear with a stick* Nah I think it's fast asleep!

Ana:*grabs the stick* Bono stop that!
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Oh By The Unholy Knickers!!!
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Blushes for no apparent reason
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OMG!, Cristy! I'm ROTFLMFAOCAMSH!!!!!!!!!!!
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I wuv you !!!! *huuuuuuuuuugs*
You've made my day even tho the script isn't finished, right??




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I Love controversy

Why am I not a vegetable??
 
*Night begins to fall upon the mountains as the gang still are trying to find their way back to the cabin*

Bono: We need to get back to the cabin quick!

Larry: I agree it's getting to dark I can barely see what's in front of me.

Bluey: Ah, I love the nightlife.

Clarity: You like to boogie?

Bluey:*rolls eyes*

MG: I'm getting scared! I hate being out like this in the dark. It reminds me of Blair witch.

Ana: That movie sucked.

Edge: Well there are Druids in these woods at night doing weird rituals.

Spinny:*pedals faster* Let's get out of here!!!

*The gang ride their bikes to no end but finally give up as they realize they're lost*

Bono:*cries* I want Ali!

Larry: Ok ok, calm down, look there's a light over there i'm sure it's our cabin.

Mrs.Edge: Thank God! My legs are killing me!

MG: My arse is killing me! Somebody bring on the ice packs!

Clarity:*gets off her bike* Gawd, I burned off all the cookies i've ever eaten in my life.

Ana: Who's up for a nice movie and collapsing on the couch?

Spinny: Definitely me!

*The gang finally go into their cabin and rest up after a long day full of intresting activities.*

The End.

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Author of PLEBA Mansion Daily.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry
 
Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
Bono:*pulls down his pants* What do you see?
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LMAO! Mrs. Edge, I loveth your stories.



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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)
 
*edits Mrs Edge to say MG then realizes that one more post about it probably drew more attention to it* *runs off before anyone sees* *throws out diversionary tactic*

FOAD!!

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[This message has been edited by clarityat3am (edited 02-12-2002).]
 
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! *snorts Foadzilla up her nose laughing* LOL I'M NOT MRS EDGE! I'm Mullen Girl! I'm a Larry girl not an Edge girl
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Tis ok I forgive you for confusing me with her cos Mrs, Edge is kewl

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Author of PLEBA Mansion Daily.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry
 
LMAO UH huh, really innocent looking...whore on the inside...here's a couple more pics...

MK: no pictures please

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Mk, the diva

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Author of PLEBA Mansion Daily.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry
 
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