Basterdized Songs-U2 Boys are Best

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Originally posted by Kristie:



Then Feburary
The Superbowl
Not just a hole
Where the bootins should go
You came on the stage
To the girls' disbelief
'Twas mesh you were wearing
And all we could see

So you never knew
The mesh would cause us to combust
And you never knew
A see through shirt breeds rampant lust
So you never knew
That your beauty nearly killed us

Those sexy moobs
That lovely man groove
Both are parts of you
Always out of our view
Your rock-hard six pack
That we know is there
Your man-cleavaged chest
Totally free of hair


PLEASE
Take it off, Lar, your shirt now

Mesh is nice
Yes, mesh we love
But 'clothed' is not
What we're thinking of


Now mesh is nice
Yes mesh we love
But 'clothed' is not
What we're thinking of

Now, topless you must be!
Let those moobs go free!
You know you want to bust it out, Larry!
Cos you, my love
Are what we need to see.



OH MY FRIGGEN DAD!!!! That was hilarious!!!


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What are we going to do now It's all been said,
No new ideas in the house and Every book has been read....
 
Kristie, I loved that...*lol*...very creative!

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"Hallelujah, Heaven's white rose,
The doors you open...I just can't close..."
 
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! That was FREAKING great!!! More basterdized U2 songs!! MOOOORE!!!!
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Feel like trash, you make me feel clean...

Drugs are garbage...just REFUSE.
 
I know I've already said it but I keep reading Kristie's song over and over it's funnier every time...a brilliant use of the words mesh and moobs
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awww pleba love
I've been having some serious pleba fuzzies lately. I'll elaborate later... I'm waiting on my mom to show up and take me home for break. She's 43 minutes late, as of right now.
*goes to watch bono talk again*

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~ALOTWU!~
"It never ceases to amaze me. Here, we have a man who claims professes to enjoy flower arranging, has no qualms over donning a skirt at any given time and, now we learn, prefers to use the ladies' restroom. And yet somehow he manages to embody all that is masculine and sexy. I don't know how he does it. " ~Hallelujah Here She Comes, about Adam
 
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