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MonaVox said:
The Man Corral
(be sure to check out the files....BONO NOISES.....and pics)
O_O OMD YOUSE GUYS REMEMBER THE BONOMIXES I THINK RACHEL AND / OR WINTER MADE?????? OMDDDDDD
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OH MY GOD! I totally forgot about the mixes!!! :laugh::laugh: It's time to listen to those for old time's sake!

Memories.......

EDITED TO SAY: The link to the noises doesn't work!!! :sad::rant: :sad:
But I was able to reread Rachel's Hot Date With Mr. Hot Pockets, and I'm still laughing! :lmao:
 
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I remember it all. Those were great days.


Remember PLEBA threads without pics??? (yes they did exist!!!)



Rembember the PANTS. Didn?t we forget to mention the PANTS??? Missions Impossible all coming alive and with an happy end :)



BTW - an oldie but goodie - RSOC is more than a year old now :) Just to let ya know
 
Here are some things I don't miss

---avatarlessness
---one color, size, and font of text
---picless sigs
---combusting threads
---broken threads
---double posts
---unawareness of the boola virus
---life without :der::yell::rant::drool::cute:


I :heart: the new board



Hehe I was looking over the Frictionary and remembered

AdamC1ayton, porkyharley, beenie76, irishrockstar


McClaytons

VIVA LA PLEBA (although it isn't old school...it's still funny....free your boobs)

The mystery surrounding Phuzzie's tamale site


:lmao:

Good Times
 
MonaVox said:

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*sighs* oh the good ole days...this picture made its way around my office and my sister's office. hahahaha:macdevil: :up:
 
MissVelvetDress_75 said:



*sighs* oh the good ole days...this picture made its way around my office and my sister's office. hahahaha:macdevil: :up:
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:lol: You know we never found out who made it or WHERE it came from.

The Search feature won't go back far enough so I can find the Rugby's first apparance.

P.S. :laugh: at Adam C1ayton!!!!!!!!! I talked to him once!
 
MonaVox said:


:lol: You know we never found out who made it or WHERE it came from.

The Search feature won't go back far enough so I can find the Rugby's first apparance.

P.S. :laugh: at Adam C1ayton!!!!!!!!! I talked to him once!
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i thought you and echo were behind the scandalious rugby pic. hahahaha...:laugh:


oh, and yeah I spoke to Adam C1ayton and Porky Harley several times too... as Shannon and her Minnesota gang would say "good times"...and we never found out who those imposters were. :shame:
 
I'm sad I didn't check this thread until now!!

It's making me all weepy and memory filled!

how about my girl Maria!! (Sparkys Girl!) :heart::adam:


I had saved some old goodies and it's on take me higher. but here it is reposted for your pleasure. :bono:


So maybe you had to be there.... when Larry was dubbed SmoothCriminal, and why Bono wants us to catch him...
by WildHonee

Bono IS pretty hairy. *Bono's infested with dust mites* lol!!!!!
O no! I have to vacuum Bono!!!!!
Mona: *puts Bono in carrying case thingie* *takes him to vet*
STOP HITTING ON THE VET! Bad Bono! Bad!
O no! What if he needs shots? Larry might be safer. *SHAVEN* *HAIRLESS*
Mona: BWAHAHAHAA *chases Larry*
Larry: *wallows in lard so he's slippy!* I'M SLIIDING DOWN!
Mona: I'll be there when you hit the ground! *in pursuit* *grab*
Larry: *slip* It's alright it's alright it's aalllright! I move in mysterious ways!
Curses. See that's why he's so smooth.

1. Having too much hair produces friction with the air, which slows you down.
Also JT Bono had long hair so if you were hunting him down you could latch on to him from further away than you could Pop Bono.
Bono's got more meat on him and we all know he's a hairy gorilla man, so I've got him in my target.
*cackle*
He'll be easier to catch and groom.
*french braids all of Bono*

2. Larry, being the hot tamale that he is, can't risk being trampled by crazy women -- bc he obviously has BIG potential of that. So he *shaves* his entire self --even his toes!

3. Larry also has a habit of wearing tight and / or partially removed clothing.
*mind wanders*....*returns*
See, if he had a mumu or something billowing out behind him like a cape (LARRYMAN), he'd be caught and taken advantage of FAR too many times. For some reason he doesn't approve. *smooth criminal*

4. I'm now thinking Bono WANTS us to take advantage of him!
*takes up torch and pitchfork* *dons MacPhisto horns* Let's wait on the Atlantic shore for that plane to come back!

What was the question again?

Let's attach a giant leather Ireland-shaped PLEBA-accomodating bucket seat to Larry's bike. Then we'll chase down Bono. Deal?



Oh, Mona!! :laugh:
 
Porn Star Adam


The question: Which U2 Member would make the best porn star?


Blueeyes' answer: (she had pictures back then to go along with it. :laugh: )

Adam, because he has that "hey, I'm here to fix your photocopier" look to him. I mean can't you just see him as the unsuspecting pizza delivery boy?? Come on. Edge is not a porn star. You can dress him up like a porn star, but no way.

U2 attempting to be porn stars:

Edge: *rings the doorbell*

A naked woman answers. Edge looks anywhere except the naked woman "Umm, yeah hi. Here is your pizza. Umm, just take it. No I'm okay out here I will just uhhh" *blushes and runs away*


Bono: *rings the doorbell*

A naked woman answers.

Bono smiles and raises his eyebrow. "Well, uhh, hi there! How are you?"

Naked woman: "Good, I'm really hot"

Bono: "Really? Well global warming is getting to be a problem, *looks into camera* that President Bush has to address. You see, Mr. Bush may think he can back out of the Kyoto protocol to satisfy his oil-rich sponsors, but I want you to know Mr. Bush that -"

Naked Woman: "Excuse me...aren't you supposed to- you know"

Bono: *remembering his role* "Oh, yeah right. I'm, uhh. here to deliver your pizza " bwaaaaa haa haaaa haaa! Oh, I'm sorry, it's just such a cheesy line. Maybe if I was dressed up as the devil or something but- Sorry, let's do another take, shall we?"

Naked Woman shuts the door in his face.


The Fly *Rings the doorbell, gets impatient and breaks in through the window. A shriek is heard from the inside and you can hear the fly's voice.*

The Fly: Don't worry baby, I brought lots of champange!


Mr Macphisto *rings the doorbell*

A naked woman answers. Mr. Mac: Well, he-ello dahrling!

Naked Woman: *SCREAMS and slams the door, locking it*

Mr. Mac: *looks at camera* Well, nobody loves me anymore.I have to find some PLEBA gerls I suppoooose. *sighs, puts pizza down and saunters off to pout*



Larry *rings doorbell*.

A naked woman answers the door.

Larry: *hands her the pizza unfazed* That'll be 29.95 please.

Naked Woman; *confused* But, I'm not supposed to pay for this.

Larry: Well, look you ordered the pizza didn't you?

Naked Woman: Can't I work it off ?

Larry: *sighs* Look chicky, I have a family to support, now are you going to pay for your bloody pizza or should I just take it back. I really don't have all bleeding day.

Naked Woman: *gets her purse* Umm, okay. Here you go then *hands him some money and stares at him*

Larry: *Counts the money* Ehm, you are $2.00 short miss. *holds out his hand, the naked woman roots around in her purse and gives him the money* Now enjoy yer pizza.

*Larry storms to his bike muttering and drives away*



Adam *rings doorbell*

A naked woman answers.

Adam: *big smile* Hi, I'm here to deliver your pizza .

*Walks in the house, shuts the door.*



It's a wrap!
 
oliveu2cm said:
I'm sad I didn't check this thread until now!!

It's making me all weepy and memory filled!

how about my girl Maria!! (Sparkys Girl!) :heart::adam:


I had saved some old goodies and it's on take me higher. but here it is reposted for your pleasure. :bono:


So maybe you had to be there.... when Larry was dubbed SmoothCriminal, and why Bono wants us to catch him...
by WildHonee

Bono IS pretty hairy. *Bono's infested with dust mites* lol!!!!!
O no! I have to vacuum Bono!!!!!
Mona: *puts Bono in carrying case thingie* *takes him to vet*
STOP HITTING ON THE VET! Bad Bono! Bad!
O no! What if he needs shots? Larry might be safer. *SHAVEN* *HAIRLESS*
Mona: BWAHAHAHAA *chases Larry*
Larry: *wallows in lard so he's slippy!* I'M SLIIDING DOWN!
Mona: I'll be there when you hit the ground! *in pursuit* *grab*
Larry: *slip* It's alright it's alright it's aalllright! I move in mysterious ways!
Curses. See that's why he's so smooth.

1. Having too much hair produces friction with the air, which slows you down.
Also JT Bono had long hair so if you were hunting him down you could latch on to him from further away than you could Pop Bono.
Bono's got more meat on him and we all know he's a hairy gorilla man, so I've got him in my target.
*cackle*
He'll be easier to catch and groom.
*french braids all of Bono*

2. Larry, being the hot tamale that he is, can't risk being trampled by crazy women -- bc he obviously has BIG potential of that. So he *shaves* his entire self --even his toes!

3. Larry also has a habit of wearing tight and / or partially removed clothing.
*mind wanders*....*returns*
See, if he had a mumu or something billowing out behind him like a cape (LARRYMAN), he'd be caught and taken advantage of FAR too many times. For some reason he doesn't approve. *smooth criminal*

4. I'm now thinking Bono WANTS us to take advantage of him!
*takes up torch and pitchfork* *dons MacPhisto horns* Let's wait on the Atlantic shore for that plane to come back!

What was the question again?

Let's attach a giant leather Ireland-shaped PLEBA-accomodating bucket seat to Larry's bike. Then we'll chase down Bono. Deal?



Oh, Mona!! :laugh:
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OMD SEERIOUSLYYYYYYYY :laugh: I REMEMBER THISSSSSSSSS

Grooming Bono!


LARRY = WAXED WIND

:laugh:
 
OMGGGGG!!!!! I SOOOOO remember the porn star thing!!!!

Anyone remember bluey's U2 pick-up lines?

A beautiful woman stands alone in a bar

Bono: *walks up to woman, "accidentally" trips over her, and flashes her the baby blues* Well, I never had such a lucky fall in all my life, what's your name darling? *crinkly eyed grin* You lucked out in the gene pool now haven't you!? Sorry, sorry it's a terrible habit I have of talking to beautiful women... * I cannot actually type all of Bono's pickup line because it is 3 hours long*...

Edge: Hi *blush, look down*...are you familliar with the law of universal gravitation? No? This might sound a little boring, but it has been scientifically proven that every object in the universe is affected and attracted by every other object in the universe no matter how far apart they are...Which partially explains how I ended up over here talking to you. *Blush blush blush*

Adam: *Walks up, flashes the woman the AB cover* Hi, I have a castle!

The Fly: *Struts up to woman, stands with his back to her then turns around and looks over the top of his sunglasses* Hey baby, my ass isn't going to grab itself!

Macphisto: *Walks up, hands the woman a martini* I'm so sorry darling, if the horns have frightened you at all...but you know what they say about a man in horns...No? Well would you like to know what they say about a man in horns?

Larry: *Walks up flashing man-cleavage all over* Hi.
*That's all it took, the woman left with him*

BAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! :lmao:


And how about "If U2 had PMS", again posted by the immortal bluey.

Adam: Adamette would just go shopping when she is feeling bloated and crampy...nothing like prada to take the edge off of those shooting pains. Oh well, it's all part of being a girl for Adamette. She would remain civil to strangers and would just steer clear of aggrivation.
Edge: Edgeette would probably invent some sort of pms treatment system complete with intravenous prozac, an elecrtic massuse, a giant full body heating pad and a voice that says over and over "You do not look fat, it's just water weight, it will go away." She would pretty much just sit in a room full of wires and cry softly.
Larry: Uh oh. Larryette would need some serious alone time during that time of the month. She would just sit in a corner listening to Elvis records with a nailgun which she would shoot at anyone who tried to interrupt the King. There would be no abbriviating the swears for this little lady, she will just whisper them softly while aiming at your head. Bandmembers = target practice.
Bono : Stand back! Bonoette is a raging diva while her "aunt is visiting". Roadmanager and fans alike shudder to think of it. She gives Maria Callas and Sybill a run for their money with such moments as *Bonoette stands infront of a mirror* "I look so HUGE! I HATE myself .... &^@^(@&*^~~~!!!! Someone bring me chocolate now...*Sticks her head out the doorway* I SAID NOOOOOOOW you mouth breathers! Rrrr! Owwwwww! *Bonoette doubles over clutching her stomach* Owwwwwwww! Edgeette, Midol Me! * A trembling little hand puches a tub of chocolate icecream through the doorway of the dressing room. Bonoette looks at it and starts to cry* Ohh, you poor little tub of icecream, nobody cares about you. Just like nobody cares about me! * In a sudden fit of rage Bonoette hurls the icecream into the hallway and then giggles, and then starts to cry again* I'm so lonely, someone come visit me! *Bonoette sticks her head out the door and yells* Is anyone there? Hello? I need a kleenex and maybe a hug..Hello? Oh nobody loves me *She starts crying again when Edgeette enters, carrying a tranquilizer gun like they use on lions* Edgeette! *edgeette tranquilizes Bonoette and shoves her onto the couch...and there was great rejoicing.

*wipes tears from eyes*

Aaaahhh, memories...
 
sounds like the good old days were fun. sorry i missed them. i only became a member here in the spring of this year so i missed it all. :sad:

oh well...there are plenty of good times had by all in the future.

Cheers! :wave:

:hug: :kiss:
 
Re: OMC!

Ana said:
I swear I can't help but cry right now...:sad: :sad:
The memories are sooo beautiful :sad:

I just remembered Larry Von Mullen :lol:

Animatronic Edge :eeklaugh:

I should stop reading this... I'm all weepy now *grabs a tissue


:heart: PLEBA :heart:
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:laugh: :laugh: LARRY VON MULLEN THE DOMINATRIX???????

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANIMATRONIC EDGE
 
Memories....like the corners of my mind

and lest we forget, the MPS Society!!! Way back when, of course, before it grew so screamingly popular, it had to spin off into its own sitcom. :sexywink: And this isn't REAL "old school" Pleba, but it's more from our own Mone-a:

Apparently I've caused Foadie to develop a fetish for a flannel-clad Larry Mullen Jr. because of a pathetic poem I wrote a week or so ago:

Young (or seemingly so) Larry was nestled all snug in his bed
Coincidentally Foadie was there. Lawrence scratched his head.

"Listen" he said with a Mullen-y snarl
"You gotta git oot, unflannely garl! :lol:

How can I sleep when yar tryin to
take away me flannel? I LOVE it, don't you?"

Then Foadie gave in and had to admit
"I never wanted you like THAT, not one bit!"

Larry just snarled and folded up
his flannel collar and Foadie went *THUD*

Early next morning when Foadie awake
Larry lay draped like a flannely cake!

NOW I'm starvin' Foadie sighed in the dark
But she didn't dare lay a hand on his arse.

Instead she lay still and basked in the flannel.
Mona doesn't know what rhymes with flannel.

The Grinch gave Christmas back to Foadie and Larry
and every Christmas Larry was soft soft soft soft...and never ever hairy.

FLANNELY CAKE? I'm so embarrassed. But since then, I DID figure out what rhymes with flannel. Inter-pantal.
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:lmao: :coocoo: laugh: TOO funny.....*tears o' mirth floweth*
 
DISCO

OMD

SERIOUSLY LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I REMEMBER MY XMAS FLANNEL LARRY POEM LMAOOOOOOO

FLANNELY CAKE
 
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