Any one up for a caption thread?

[u2granny]

Hey, Edge. Watch me drive these women crazy.

 

[u2bonogirl]

so this guy walks into a bar......

 

[u2bonogirl]

Hey, Edge. Watch me drive these women crazy.

no crap!

 

[u2bonogirl]

I heard whoever just made that comment about my hair.
Yeah you right there
Ive got friends in law enforcement baby. Even the pope loves me. Watch your step

 

[u2granny]

OH MY GOD!!!! My daughter just asked if she could burn a copy of the new cd. I need to go lie down.

 

[u2bonogirl]

Are you serious? Your daughter said that about me?
Must be a PLEBAn

 

[starsgoblue]

 

[starsgoblue]

Bono: Did you hear about U2Granny's daughter...she's stepped over to the PLEBAn side.
Micheal: No kidding! Call the press!

 

[u2bonogirl]

Im cold
you wanna warm me up?

 

[u2bonogirl]

Bono: okay, not that Im complaining here but normally theres someone to carry me over the water. not into it. my shoes probably cost as much as your car

other guy: *thinks to himself* yeah and theyre about the size of it too.....and they say this guy can walk on water.

 

[starsgoblue]

Whadaya mean you're out of Guinness?!

 

[u2bonogirl]

*girls screaming in the background* "WE LOVE YOU BONO!"

bono: my my, seems the ladies love me the best huh guys? not like they can resist me when i look like this....

Adam and Edge thinking: wait till he finds out theyre from PLEBA

Larry: bono....you shite. dont call em over here. ive got no hose to ward them off with this time!

 

[u2bonogirl]

Whadaya mean you're out of Guinness?!

oh no! the pleba girls fed me viagra!

 

[starsgoblue]

Yeah, I know you wish this was you....

 

[starsgoblue]

oh no! the pleba girls fed me viagra!

Tara!!

 

[u2bonogirl]

Tara!!

yes?
you called?

 

[starsgoblue]

*ahem*

Sicy's gonna beat your butt!

 

[u2bonogirl]

*ahem*

Sicy's gonna beat your butt!

eek

please almighty mod. have mercy on this poor bono-ruined soul

 

[starsgoblue]

 

[u2bonogirl]

I dont even know what to do with this one.......

 

[starsgoblue]

That belongs in the Imagine thread....I'm imagining already!

 

[Miroslava]

I right clicked and saved....

You girls are too funny

 

[u2bonogirl]

I right clicked and saved....

You girls are too funny

we have no lives
this is what we DO

 

[u2bonogirl]

Larry locked me in the tanning bed
S'okay though. I snuck a chunk of beef into his vegetarian lasagna *snicker*

 

[BonoFox1]

Bono:..You know Renee, I wouldn't too close to me, My PLEBA girls are the jealous type..
Renee:..*very sarcastic* oh, yeah?..hmmm, i'm not scrared!

Ok, If you didn't hate her before..here is your chance!...j/k

 

[karmic_postmark]

back off andrea corr! the plebans dont like you touching me

 

[BonoFox1]

Ok guys, now carry me to the PLEBA section, I need to make my girls happy!

 

[Bonochick]

shite. Do you drink out of the BIG hole or the small one?
If i ask edge Ill never hear the end of it

That look on his face is priceless! So cute! Perfect caption!

In fact, lots of great captions here, ladies! A couple are a bit borderline FAQ violation though...be careful!

 

[lauren430]

hey where was that bono/renee pic taken, the democratic national convention maybe?

 

[starsgoblue]

Ok guys, now carry me to the PLEBA section, I need to make my girls happy!

Yee-haw! Bono Vox come on down! You've been picked as the next contestant on Rip Your Shirt To Shreds!