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Old 10-15-2006, 01:49 AM   #1
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An essay on U2... (not really)

found a site on digg (http://radioworldwide.gospelcom.net/essaygenerator/) that lets you put in any topic and it will generate a random essay... of course I put in U2... kind of stupid, but this is what came back:

An essay on u2
Issues surrounding u2 can never be over analysed. I really, really like u2. Though u2 is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, u2 is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to the easily lead, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into u2.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, u2 is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.

Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon u2. It breaks the mould, shattering man's misunderstanding of man.

Economic Factors

Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. Of course, u2 fits perfectly into the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model, a classic economic system of analysis.
The statistics make it clear that u2 is a major market factor. In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank inflation sings a very different tune. The financial press seems unable to make up its mind on these issues which unsettles investors.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing pre and post war views of u2.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of the uncompromising Bartholomew B. Adger 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] He was first introduced to u2 by his mother. History tells us that u2 will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.

Why did u2 cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that u2 doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.
Conclusion

In my opinion u2 has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It enriches, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and it brings the best out in people.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Christina Morissette: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without u2 by my side.' [3]



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[1] J H Darcy - The Spaniard - 1988 - PPT

[2] Adger - Politics Per Day - 2000 Jinder Publishing

[3] Go mad for u2 - Issue 132 - Kendeal Books


I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Uma Malkovitch: 'u2 is the new rock and roll! And the new opera!' [3]



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[2] Skank - Politics for Dummies - PV6 Media

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An essay on adam clayton's spoon collection

The issues involving adam clayton's spoon collection has been a popular topic amongst scholars for many years. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of adam clayton's spoon collection. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, adam clayton's spoon collection is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. It still has the power to shock those most reliant on technology, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with adam clayton's spoon collection. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he borrowed much from adam clayton's spoon collection. A child?s approach to adam clayton's spoon collection bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

Did I mention how lovely adam clayton's spoon collection is? To put it simply, people like adam clayton's spoon collection.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. We shall examine the Custard-Not-Mustard model using the median instead of the mean, where possible.



What a splendid graph. My personal view is that the annual military budget world wide are driven entirely by adam clayton's spoon collection. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.

Political Factors

Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing chalk and cheese.

In the words of one of the great political analysts Xaviera Lionel Forbes Dickinson 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] I argue that his insight into adam clayton's spoon collection provided the inspiration for these great words. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about adam clayton's spoon collection and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.

Since the Renaissance adam clayton's spoon collection has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.

Conclusion

In my opinion adam clayton's spoon collection plays a large part in the lives of all. It fills a hole, brought up a generation and it brings the best out in people.

I'll leave you with this quote from Stevie J. Fox: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without adam clayton's spoon collection.' [3]



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[1] Thucictholous - Man - Published 42 AD

[2] Dickinson - I Am The Dickinster - 1999 Hughs Books

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An essay on Bono's Bellybutton
Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about Bono's Bellybutton? Advancments in Bono's Bellybutton can be linked to many areas. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, Bono's Bellybutton is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning Bono's Bellybutton by socialists, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, Bono's Bellybutton raises the question 'why?'

Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, Bono's Bellybutton will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with Bono's Bellybutton. We will primarily be focusing on the Inter-Spam model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers. National
Debt

Bono's Bellybutton


The statistics make it clear that Bono's Bellybutton is a major market factor. Clearly the national debt, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by Bono's Bellybutton due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. In the light of this free trade must be examined.

Political Factors

Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - Bono's Bellybutton now, and its equivalent in the 1800s.

In the words of that most brilliant mind Bonaventure Tuigamala 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] What a fantastic quote. History tells us that Bono's Bellybutton will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.

One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires Bono's Bellybutton, and what's more human than politics?
Conclusion

In summary, Bono's Bellybutton must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It fills a hole, it stimulates and never hides.

The final say goes to the award winning Clint Garfunkel: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without Bono's Bellybutton.' [3]



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[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records

[2] Tuigamala - Captain Sir - 1844 Inevitable Publishing

[3] It Magazine - Issue 302 - Spam Media Group
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An essay on The H chord
To delve deeply into The H chord is an exciting adventure. In depth analysis of The H chord can be an enriching experience. Remarkably The H chord is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that it is important to remember that ?what goes up must come down.? It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that The H chord is rarely given rational consideration by the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, trapped by their infamous history. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is The H chord.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of The H chord to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he borrowed much from The H chord. No symbol is more potent than The H chord in society today. It helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Did I mention how lovely The H chord is? Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to The H chord, again and again.

Economic Factors

Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We shall examine the JTB-Guide-Dog model. Taking special care to highlight the role of The H chord within the vast framework which this provides. Inflation

The H chord


How do we explain these clear trends? Clearly inflation sings a very different tune. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing The H chord and ones own image of themselves.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of nobel prize winner Noah Rock 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] I argue that his insight into The H chord provided the inspiration for these great words. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of The H chord.'

Is The H chord politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.
Conclusion

How much responsibility lies with The H chord? We can say that The H chord parades along man's streets and man waves back. It brings peace, ensures financial stability and is always fashionably late.

One final thought from the talented Clint Garfunkel: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without The H chord by my side.' [3]



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[2] Rock - Roll It Up - 1977 - F. Lower Publishing

[3] Sham Magazine - Issue 124 - Monkey Books
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This is bloody hilarious, an essay about....

Bono's moobs!

Think back to the first time you ever heard of Bono's moobs. There are many factors which influenced the development of Bono's moobs. Indispensable to homosapians today, Bono's moobs is not given the credit it deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. It is estimated that that Bono's moobs is thought about eight times every day by so called 'babies', who just don't like that sort of thing. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of Bono's moobs.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of Bono's moobs to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. The immortal and indispensable phrase ?honesty is the best policy? [1] must have been referning to Bono's moobs. Much has been said about the influence of the media on Bono's moobs. Observers claim it is quite good.

Status, Security, Fame - Bono's moobs, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. If society has a favourite child, it is Bono's moobs.

Economic Factors

Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We will study the Simple-Many-Pies model. Taking special care to highlight the role of Bono's moobs within the vast framework which this provide.

There is no longer a need to argue the importance of Bono's moobs, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? My personal view is that transport costs world wide are driven entirely by Bono's moobs. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Comparing Bono's moobs and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing chalk and cheese.

Take a moment to consider the words of jazz singer Odysseus Woodpecker 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with Bono's moobs, that this highlights an important issue. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about Bono's moobs and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.

Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.
Conclusion

To conclude Bono's moobs deserves all of the attention it gets. It brings peace, influences the influencers, and figures show it's a winning formular.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Stevie Zeta-Jones 'I wouldn't be where I am today without Bono's moobs.' [3]



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[1] Traditional - possibly first said by King Arthor... but probably not.

[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing

[3] Weekly Bono's moobs - Issue 54 - Rhino Media


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Stevie Zeta-Jones??! Wow, they're not original in making up fake names These are hlarious!
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lmao...this is for Slopsy....

An essay on Edge's bum
Think back to the first time you ever heard of Edge's bum. In depth analysis of Edge's bum can be an enriching experience. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, Edge's bum is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. It is estimated that that Edge's bum is thought about eight times every day by the aristocracy, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she shead new light on Edge's bum, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course Edge's bum smells of success.

Did I mention how lovely Edge's bum is? To put it simply, people like Edge's bum.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it?s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We will primarily be focusing on the JTB-Guide-Dog model using the median instead of the mean, where possible. Average
Wage

Edge's bum


What a splendid graph. My personal view is that the average wage cannot sustain this instability for long. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Comparing Edge's bum and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing chalk and cheese.

Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by the famous political Demetrius T. Time 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] What a fantastic quote. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to Edge's bum.

One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires Edge's bum, and what's more human than politics?
Conclusion

To conclude, Edge's bum has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It collaborates successfully, brought up a generation and figures show it's a winning formular.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Whoopi Travolta: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: Edge's bum ROCKS!!! [3]



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[2] Time - Yes Indeed - 1987 Indegro Books

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^^^ The existance of Edge's bum is finally being acknowledged!

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. Of course Edge's bum smells of success.

Did I mention how lovely Edge's bum is? To put it simply, people like Edge's bum.

That is SO true!
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One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires Edge's bum

lmao....glad you like it slops!
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An essay on PLEBANS
While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind PLEBANS, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. In depth analysis of PLEBANS can be an enriching experience. Given that its influence pervades our society, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that PLEBANS is rarely given rational consideration by socialists, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

Society is a human product. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course PLEBANS helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - PLEBANS is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to PLEBANS, again and again.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. We shall examine the Fish-Out-Of-Water model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system. Annual
Military
Budget

PLEBANS


How do we explain these clear trends? Of course the annual military budget is in financial terms 'holding hands with PLEBANS.' Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

No man is an island, but what of politics? Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting chalk and cheese.

We cannot talk of PLEBANS and politics without remembering the words of the star of stage and screen Augstin B. Adger 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] What a fantastic quote. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to PLEBANS.

Why did PLEBANS cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that PLEBANS doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.
Conclusion

In summary, PLEBANS has a special place in the heart of mankind. It brings peace, provides financial security, though PLEBANS brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly PLEBANS.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Christina Morissette: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: PLEBANS ROCKS!!! [3]
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When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - PLEBANS is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Christina Morissette: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: PLEBANS ROCKS!!! [3]

These two sentences are just so true it's almost scary!!!

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I couldn't resist....

An essay on Bonosapian
Are you sitting comfortably? Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of Bonosapian. Indispensable to homosapians today, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst the aristocracy, obviously. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of Bonosapian.

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. Both tyranny and democracy are tried and questioned. Yet Bonosapian provides standards by which we may judge our selves.

Primarily Bonosapian builds trust among the people. To put it simply, people like Bonosapian.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it?s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We shall examine the Inter-Spam model. Taking special care to highlight the role of Bonosapian within the vast framework which this provides. Housing
Prices

Bonosapian


When displayed this way it becomes very clear that Bonosapian is of great importance. My personal view is that housing prices sings a very different tune. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing Bonosapian and ones own image of themselves.

In the words of a legend in their own life time, Xaviera Skank 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to Bonosapian. It speaks volumes. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'Bonosapian wins votes.' Simple as that.

One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires Bonosapian, and what's more human than politics?
Conclusion

To conclude, Bonosapian is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It enriches, applauds greatness and it brings the best out in people.

I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Elton Cruise: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: Bonosapian ROCKS!!! [3]



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[2] Skank - Politics for Dummies - PV6 Media

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