Aerobics at PLEBA Mansion

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It was early Thursday morning at PLEBA mansion as MG, Bluey, Clarity and Lemonboy gathered in the kitchen.

Clarity: How are ya feeling MG?

MG: I feel like crap damn it. *sighs*

Lemonboy: Here's the hot tea you asked for MG. Do you know what's wrong?

MG: I have no clue but I wish it'd go away.

Bluey: Oh honey i'm sure you'll get better soon.

*The phone rings*

Lemonboy:*picks up* PLEBA Mansion, where all your U2ey dreams come true...MG...well she's a bit busy right now *turns to look at MG blowing her nose really loudly* Clarity?....sure she's right here..*turns to Clarity* I think you better get this for MG.

Clarity:*takes the phone* Clarity here...oh Good morning Mr. McG...uh huh...Aerobics class, well em yeah I guess...in 3 hours?...yeah that sounds good...ok see you then...*hangs up* McG wants the boys to give us Aerobics classes.

Bluey: Why? Do they think we're a bunch of fat pigs or something?

Lemonboy: Well of course not girls! I'm sure they're trying to raise money and a little exercise doesn't do anybody harm.

MG:*mumbles* Exercise smexercise

Clarity: C'mon girls ya'll have to take the class with me, we're the only ones here at the mansion...

Bluey: Well hell if we have NO other choice, I guess we'll do it.

MG: Yeah i'll do it even if I pass out, I get to see Larry work it.

*On their way to the mansion the guys get briefed by McG*

Bono: SO what are we doing this time? CPR classes eh? *wink*

McG: I'm afraid not...we're going to be Aerobics instructors.

Larry: Now that's my bag! Exercise is my speciality.

Adam: Do I get to wear my spandex pants?

Edge:*bluuuuuuuuush*

Larry: Eh, I don't know if those can hold your willie in...

Adam: *pouts*

McG: There's only going to be 4 people at the mansion, the rest of the girls are at work.

Larry: Thank God. Do you know who it is?

McG: Well I believe it's MG, Clarity, Bluey and Lemonboy.

Larry: Oh boy.

*The boys arrive at PLEBA mansion with their exercise equiptment and start to unload*

Lemonboy: Welcome guys! Let me help you all with your bags.

*The guys walk in and set up while the girls upstairs are getting ready*

Bluey: Wouldn't it be funny if they all wore spandex and those small little shirts that show your stomach and head bands?

Clarity: Eek, that would be scary.

MG: Mmmmm...Larry in spandex *drools*

Bluey: Ok girls let's go downstairs and get ready for our exercise thing. I'll probably just watch the guys do their thing and i'll feel very tired. haha

*The girls walk downstairs ready for what's next*

More to come, ps sorry for not posting yesterday but I was really sick. I still am today but i'm in the story mood
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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Actual convo with Larry:
u2bela1: You?re a skank you know that??
Larry: HAHAHA Good one.
u2bela1: Yeah you big flirty man you!
<clarity> he's prolly all like Anne she said I'm a skank rofl
<clarity> Bono's like you are a skank Lardence rofl

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 02-07-2002).]
 
Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
Bluey: Why? Do they think we're a bunch of fat pigs or something?

BWHAHAHHAA!!
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Larry: Eh, I don't know if those can hold your willie in...

Adam: *pouts*
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Bluey: Wouldn't it be funny if they all wore spandex and those small little shirts that show your stomach and head bands?

Clarity: Eek, that would be scary.

OMG!
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They would be like Richard Simmons clones!!! *shivers disgusted*
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MG: Mmmmm...Larry in spandex *drools*

Now that's more like it!
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Keep it up, Cristy!
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Yay!!I was cranky allday yesterday when I didn?t get my daily dose of MG stories!

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"Master of sexual innuendo"

"PLEBA Mansion Bootler"

"Proud member of the U2 gender"
 
Bono: Welcome girrrrrrls to your Aerobics class.

Girls:*giggle* Thanks.

Larry: Well each one of you is going to get your own private Aerobics instructor since there's only 4 of you.

Clarity:*turns to MG* Since you're sick i'll be nice THIS time, i'll let you have Larry.

MG:*hugs Clarity* Awwww thanks girlie.

Bluey: We'll i'm taking Bono.

Bono: Oh, lovely *wink*

Adam: I'll take Lemonboy *grins*

Lemonboy: Oh my. *clears throat* well yeah I guess.

Clarity: Ok, Edge do you mind working with me?

Edge:*smiles* Not at all.

MG:*smiles at Larry and blows her nose* Yay you get me Larry.

Larry:*winces at MG* Eh, you're sick aren't you?

MG:Yeah i'm sick. Blah.

Larry:*mumbles* She better not get me sick.*outloud* Ok, we can all split up and start your exercises.

*The group splits up and go into different rooms of the mansion*

Bluey: Hey Bono why don't we go to my room eh? *wink, nudge*

Bono: Sounds good to me! *grins*

Clarity: Well Edge we can go into the ballroom if you want.

Edge:*bluuuuuuush* Ok.

Clarity: Why are you blushing dear?

Edge:*bluuuuush* Em, cos...you said...eh...you know.

Clarity: Eh, BALLroom?

Edge:*giggles and blushes* Yeah.

Clarity: Eh, ok, well shall we get started?

Adam:*walks closer to Lemonboy* So, where shall we do it?

Lemonboy:*gets nervous* Eh, how about the study?

Adam:*grins* Yeah the study sounds nice.

Lemonboy:Eh, ok, right this way....*both walk into the study*

Larry: So shall we stay here?

MG:*smiles* Yeah this is good enough for me.

Larry: Ok, good, now let's start off with some exercises to warm up your body.

MG:*mumbles* you're already warming me up baby.

Larry: What was that?

MG: I said i'm already warming up maybe.

Larry:*raises eyebrow* Ok. I hope you don't mind if I take off my shirt, it helps me move more freely.

MG:*quickly* Not at all Larry! I mean, go ahead. *smiles*

Larry:*removes his shirt slowly*

MG:*drools and eyes widen as Larry does, mumbling* Oh what a beautiful man...*blows her nose hard*

Larry:*thinks* Oh God I just pray she doesn't defile me...

*Meanwhile at the other rooms*

(more to come)

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Actual convo with Larry:
u2bela1: You?re a skank you know that??
Larry: HAHAHA Good one.
u2bela1: Yeah you big flirty man you!
<clarity> he's prolly all like Anne she said I'm a skank rofl
<clarity> Bono's like you are a skank Lardence rofl

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 02-07-2002).]
 
Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:



Larry:*thinks* Oh God I just pray she doesn't defile me...



Muahahahahaha!!!!



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me in chat: Holy fecking mesh Batman!

"It's all about drums."

Proud owner of the mofoin Discoboos (boom cha!) and Larry's stick...hehe.

Whether you love me or hate me you can still email me: clarityat3am@hotmail.com
 
*Meanwhile at the other rooms*

Bluey: So Bono what do you think of my room eh?

Bono: It's quite elegant, can you pass me some more cheese puffs? *smiles* I love this exercise stuff.

Bluey:*passes the cheese puffs* Yeah I know i'm getting such a work out *sarcastic*

Bono:Hey the Soap is coming back on *watches*

*At the Ballroom....*

Edge:*bluuuuush*

Clarity: What now?

Edge: Eh, nothing. Ok, now you reach down and touch your toes like so and..*riiiiiiiiip* Oh my *gasps and blushes*

Clarity:*starts to laugh* Eh, sweetie, do you know you have a tear in your pants? *giggles*

Edge:*blushes really badly* Will you excuse me please? *walks out*

Clarity: Sure. *as soon as Edge walks out* BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA!!!! Oh I wish the girls could have seen that one..

*In the study.....*

Adam:*walks near Lemonboy* So, are you ready?

Lemonboy:*swallows hard* Eh, yeah I guess.

Adam:*grins* Good, now can you flex your arms for me please? Just to see how strong...eh I mean how much you've worked them.

Lemonboy:*thinks* Oh god, please help me.*outloud* Eh, ok. *flexes* How's this?

Adam:*drools* Oh lovely, just lovely. *runs his hands over Lemonboy's arm*

Lemonboy: OI! Stop that!

Adam:*grins* Or what?

Lemonboy: Or...or i'll kick your arse!

Adam:*smiles* DO you promise?

Lemonboy: Please don't hurt me!

*Back in the living room*

Larry:*sweating* Ok. You've done very well MG i'm proud of you.

MG:*panting* Eh, yeah. You make me want to be a better looking person. Which by the way, you look soooooooooooo *grins* sweaty, would you like me to wipe you off with a towel?

Larry: Eh, I can wipe myself thank you.

MG:*pouts* Ok, now if you'll excuse me I need to pass out now. *Falls on floor passing out*

Larry: Oh boy, I knew this would happen. *screams for help from the others* Hey guys! Can ya'll help me please? MG passed out!

*The rest of the group run in and the girls stop dead in their tracks*

Clarity: Oh. My. God. He's so majestic, and gorgeous *drools*

Bluey: Oh man. He has a hot body. How i'd like to...*clears throat*

Lemonboy:*runs in with his shirt barely hanging on to his body* What happened?

All:*turn to look at Lemonboy*

Lemonboy:*pouts* He tried to defile me.

Edge: What's wrong with MG?

Larry: She passed out, I think I shouldn't have made her work so hard when she's sick.

Bono: Well put her on the couch.

Larry:*carries her on the couch as she mumbles in her sleep*

MG:*mumbling* Oh, you hot and sexy mofo, how much i'd like to....

Larry: Oh God, maybe we should leave her like that for awhile...I mean i'm scared she'll wake up in defile mode.

Clarity:*gets glass of water from the table and splashes it in MG's face*

MG:*wakes up* wha wha...what happened?

Bluey: You passed out from the exercise, or from seeing Larry in his manly glory.

Bono: Well we should get going. Thanks for helping us girls.

Clarity: Anytime.

Adam:*to lemonboy* I'll call you. *grin*

Lemonboy:*mumbles* I hope you don't.

*The guys leave the mansion and the girls and Lemonboy sit on the couch in the living room*

MG: I feel like eating like a pig now. We deserve it for working so hard.

Clarity: I agree. Let's go pig out!

The End.

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Actual convo with Larry:
u2bela1: You?re a skank you know that??
Larry: HAHAHA Good one.
u2bela1: Yeah you big flirty man you!
<clarity> he's prolly all like Anne she said I'm a skank rofl
<clarity> Bono's like you are a skank Lardence rofl

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 02-07-2002).]
 
Poor Edgie!!

Gah @ defiling Larry...I wanna!!! *pout*

Bono and cheese puffs...classic! lmao

Adam...what can I say...LOL!

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me in chat: Holy fecking mesh Batman!

"It's all about drums."

Proud owner of the mofoin Discoboos (boom cha!) and Larry's stick...hehe.

Whether you love me or hate me you can still email me: clarityat3am@hotmail.com
 
Originally posted by clarityat3am:
Poor Edgie!!

Adam...what can I say...LOL!


Poor Edgie????

Well I don?t think it?s very hard to see who is The poor guy in this story!!
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"Master of sexual innuendo"

"PLEBA Mansion Bootler"

"Proud member of the U2 gender"
 
LOL Thanks guys....*hugs Lemonboy* Well you being almost the only guy in PLEBA mansion at all times ya know I had to pick you...im' sorry sweetie *hugs* LOL
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I'm feeling crap but hey that's life eh? blah

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Actual convo with Larry:
u2bela1: You?re a skank you know that??
Larry: HAHAHA Good one.
u2bela1: Yeah you big flirty man you!
<clarity> he's prolly all like Anne she said I'm a skank rofl
<clarity> Bono's like you are a skank Lardence rofl

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 02-07-2002).]
 
Originally posted by MissVelvetDress_75:
LMFAO...tip to others, do not read this while you are on the phone with a client or when you are trying to leave voice mail...
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... Or paging the entire office, and drinking tea at the same time. I just spurted tea into the telephone while in the middle of a page!!!

Lemonboy-Can I come to your and Adam's wedding???
 
Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
LOL Thanks guys....*hugs Lemonboy* Well you being almost the only guy in PLEBA mansion at all times ya know I had to pick you...im' sorry sweetie *hugs* LOL
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I'm feeling crap but hey that's life eh? blah


Well don?t hold back girl!!

I can think of a lot of worse men to be defiled by!!
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"Master of sexual innuendo"

"PLEBA Mansion Bootler"

"Proud member of the U2 gender"
 
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Lemonboy-Can I come to your and Adam's wedding???

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Sure you can!! You can even be my maid of Honour if you want!!!
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"Master of sexual innuendo"

"PLEBA Mansion Bootler"

"Proud member of the U2 gender"
 
Originally posted by spinninghead77:
Sure you can!! You can even be my maid of Honour if you want!!!
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WOW!! Thanks. I am putting that in my sig.[/B][/QUOTE]

Cool!
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"Master of sexual innuendo"

"PLEBA Mansion Bootler"

"Proud member of the U2 gender"
 
Originally posted by Lemonboy:
Cool!
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Just make sure that you throw the bouquet in my direction!!!



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***Spinny***
Lemonboy's Maid of Honour

"Here I go and I don't know why
I spin so ceaselessly
Could it be he's taken over me????
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Originally posted by spinninghead77:
Originally posted by Lemonboy:
Cool!
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Just make sure that you throw the bouquet in my direction!!!


You got it!! want me to ask Adam to put in a good word for any of the boys???

Hey! How?s that for a story!! A wedding!
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"Master of sexual innuendo"

"PLEBA Mansion Bootler"

"Proud member of the U2 gender"
 
Originally posted by Lemonboy:
You got it!! want me to ask Adam to put in a good word for any of the boys???

Hey! How?s that for a story!! A wedding!
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.... if Adam chooses Bono as his best man, then that means that I get to walk down the aisle with the B-man!!!


That is a great story idea!!! Although, I think some Adam fans might be a little bit bothered by it
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LMAO...That gave me a good idea for tomorrow's story...thanks
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LOL

Remember tho, i'm the one that got you 2 together
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Author of PLEBA Mansion Daily.

IT'S A MUSICAL JOURNEY!

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 02-07-2002).]
 
Originally posted by Lemonboy:

I can think of a lot of worse men to be defiled by!!
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I'm cracking up over this story line... LMAO
I'm sorry you're sick MG.
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I'm glad you're back telling stories.

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...what's a Bono?
 
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