A POEM FOR THE 'LIZABETHS BY DR. SEUSS
well i, izzy, was walking in the night
and i saw nothing scary
for i have never been afraid of anything.
not very
then i was deep within the woods
when suddenly i spied them.
i saw a pair of pale green pants
with nobody inside them.
i wasn't scared but yet i stopped.
what could those pants be there for
what could a pair of pants at night
be standing in there for?
and then they moved those empty pants!
they kind of started jumping.
and then my heart i must admidt
i kind of started thumping.
so i got out i got out
as fast as i could go sir
i was not scared but pants like that
i do no care for no sir.
after that a week went by.
then one dark night in gribitch
i had to do an errand there and
fetch some grinitch spinach.
i was starting back through town
when those raced around a corner and
they almost knocked me down.
i lost my grinitch spinach
but i did nor even care
i ran home believe me
i really had a scare
now bicycles were never made for
pale green pants to ride 'em
especially spooky pale green pants
with no body inside 'em
and next night i was fishing
for doubt trout on rover river
when those pants came rowing toward me
i really started into shiver
and by now i was so frightened
that i'll tell you but i hate to
i screamed and rowed away and lost
my hook and line and bait too!
i ran and found a brickle bush
i hid myself away
i got prickles in my britches
but i stayed there anyway
i stayed all night, the next night too
i'd still be there no doubt
but i had to do an errand
so the next night i went out
i had to do an errand
had to pick a peck of snide
in a dark and gloomy snide field
that was almost 9 miles wide
i said i do not fear those pants
with nobody inside them
i said and said and said those words
i said them but i lied them
then i reached inside a snide bush
and the next that i knew
i felt my hand touch someone
and i bet that you know who
and there i was caught in the snide
and in that dreadful place
those spooky empty pants and i
were standing face to face
i yelled for help i screamed i shriked
i howled i yowled i cried.
oh save me from those pale green pants
with nobody inside them.
but then a strange thing happened
why those pants began to cry
those pants began to tremble
they were just as scared as i
i never heard such whimpering
and i began to see
that i was just as strange to them
as they were strange to me.
i put my arm around their waist
and sat right down beside them
i calmed them down
poor empty pants
with nobody inside them
and now we meet quite often
those empty pants and i
and we never shake or tremble
we both smile and we say
hi
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