Adam liked to keep ants. Not for him the stink and mess of dogs, or the scratchy mewling of felines. Oh no. He was an ant kinda guy.
Over the years Adam had amassed a collection of almost three thousand ants, some from as far afield as Essex. His favourite ant was an Irish chap called Bono, who liked to wear wrap-around shades and tight leather ant-trousers. Adam loved Bono The Ant like a man might love a woman.
One day, Adam came home from his job at the garage to find his life in ruins...
Over the years Adam had amassed a collection of almost three thousand ants, some from as far afield as Essex. His favourite ant was an Irish chap called Bono, who liked to wear wrap-around shades and tight leather ant-trousers. Adam loved Bono The Ant like a man might love a woman.
One day, Adam came home from his job at the garage to find his life in ruins...
