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Just a simple request from a simple newcomer to PLEBA.

If you have any spare AdamPorn laying around...or a porn story of Adam laying around...or if you have Adam laying around and want to send him in this direction. I'll be waiting.

Just serve it up...
 
Adam obsession much?

sorry, no AdamPorn here...though I would like to see some too!

Of any of them in fact...I seem to remember a sexy Bono pic appearing the x-mas presents...maybe we could have original?

that would be an even better present!

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One love, one life...
Give peace a chance!
Don't let the bastards grind you down!

BONO: I think you pull it.
HIPPYACTRESS: !!
BONO: Or push it.
BONO: Just....feckin? twist it, I guess. I don't know. I WANT MORE!!
HIPPYACTRESS: *passes out*
BONO: NURSE!!! *rings bell* I did it again!
 
There used to be that site www.adamclaytonnaked.com
But alas, it is no more...
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Look...look what you've done to me...You've made me poor and infamous, and I thank you...

My name is MISS MACPHISTO...I'm tired and i want to go HOME...

"Well you tell...Bonovista,that i said hello and that my codename is Belleview" - Bono before opening night of Anaheim Elevation concert
 
Was I one of the people that told you to let go? Oops.
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Joking. Okay, I'm curious... How big is your Adam photos collection? Would it be worth posting any pictures or would you have them? And have you been to fanfiction.net? Do you read slash?
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I swear I don't
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"The idea is to eroticize the male body instead of the female." - Bono

Well, again, within that spirit of not-seriousness:
"To all intents and purposes, the mystery and power of the penis is, what will it become?" - Adam

[This message has been edited by On The Edge (edited 12-07-2001).]
 
Hey I just posted some AdamPorn in the "On the Edge" thread...

Very soon I'm gonna gather up all the U2 Porn I can find and put it all in one thread for you guys.
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I love it when the newbies are more hormonal than I am. *sniff* *wipes away tear* makes me so proud...

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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Sting, you know I love you but you got a hell of a lot to learn about Rock n' Roll." -Bono

"Bono's stuck! I need something to poke him with! I can't get Bono out!!" - Mona

"Just because he's 40, bald and has five kids doesn't mean he's not adorable!"
- Me, before a LONG silence


Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

Go l? neach neamhshaolta do dhiosca crua. - May an alien being lick your hard disk.
 
Raging hormones! Bring on the porn!

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One love, one life...
Give peace a chance!
Don't let the bastards grind you down!

BONO: I think you pull it.
HIPPYACTRESS: !!
BONO: Or push it.
BONO: Just....feckin? twist it, I guess. I don't know. I WANT MORE!!
HIPPYACTRESS: *passes out*
BONO: NURSE!!! *rings bell* I did it again!
 
Originally posted by Echo:

I love it when the newbies are more hormonal than I am. *sniff* *wipes away tear* makes me so proud...


LMAO Okay, I'll go look now.

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"The idea is to eroticize the male body instead of the female." - Bono

Well, again, within that spirit of not-seriousness:
"To all intents and purposes, the mystery and power of the penis is, what will it become?" - Adam
 
Originally posted by Echo:

I love it when the newbies are more hormonal than I am. *sniff* *wipes away tear* makes me so proud...
*feels slightly threatened*

Well at least Bono and I marked our territory already.

heheh

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.


"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
 
Originally posted by WildHonee:


Well at least Bono and I marked our territory already.

heheh


Yeah...I'll never be able to cut vegetables on that counter again....



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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Sting, you know I love you but you got a hell of a lot to learn about Rock n' Roll." -Bono

"Bono's stuck! I need something to poke him with! I can't get Bono out!!" - Mona

"Just because he's 40, bald and has five kids doesn't mean he's not adorable!"
- Me, before a LONG silence


Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

Go l? neach neamhshaolta do dhiosca crua. - May an alien being lick your hard disk.
 
Originally posted by Echo:
Yeah...I'll never be able to cut vegetables on that counter again....

NOW I'M STARVIN.'
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You're lucky. At least YOU didn't have to clean the LOO. Man.

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.


"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
 
ok, not to harp on the subject (no one could accuse me of that, right?) but I...well...I didn't agree with the portrayal of Lord Adam.

Has anyone here ever read any other porn fiction? I mean, not to sound like the editor of Playhouse, but that was fairly formulaic, wasn't it?

I always imagined he'd have more of a sense of humor in the bedroom. You know, he puts on your underclothes, you wear his pants...there's playful wrestling and music from Leftfield playing the background. If he had the mustache he'd tickle your neck...but not the hardcore stuff we just encountered.

I know it sounds like I'm taking this too seriously, but real people don't act like that, do they? and doesn't that seem a little too serious for our man?
 
the jazz man himself

image:www.bono-4-president.cityslide.com/i/6/67/670/6700/67002/670024/C9_ADAM.jpg

Sexy, man, sexy...

*snap*
 
Originally posted by WildHonee:
OK It's all in the icon.

I just went back and read that thing.

I hope I don't get shut down for posting that. Dear Lord!!!!!!!! It's PORN. OK. *falls down spiral staircase* OK I'm OK.



Oh man....I cant believe you POSTED that!

That story is TERRIRBLE!

But then, I have a THING against hetero U2 smut...

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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Sting, you know I love you but you got a hell of a lot to learn about Rock n' Roll." -Bono

"Bono's stuck! I need something to poke him with! I can't get Bono out!!" - Mona

"Just because he's 40, bald and has five kids doesn't mean he's not adorable!"
- Me, before a LONG silence


Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

Go l? neach neamhshaolta do dhiosca crua. - May an alien being lick your hard disk.
 
Originally posted by Echo:

Oh man....I cant believe you POSTED that!

That story is TERRIRBLE!

But then, I have a THING against hetero U2 smut...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Heheh there was a FLIPPIN CRAZY FUNNY story about Bono falling down the stairs. It was SO RANDOM it was funny. I loved it so much! *sigh*

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.


"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
 
let's here the funny story!

My taped copy of the concert stopped just before Bono introduced the band. He was saying something about "scientist" and "Sex" and i know he was about to intro Adam.

Curses!

Perhaps we should allow this porn thread to disappear onto page 12 or something in the interests of community decency. if he read it, and associated it with me, and got mad, I would then be very upset. I mean, I know the chances are like .0000001 % that he will read it, but let's say some nefarious pants-competitor showed it to him in an attempt my subtle plan to secure his pants. Then I'd be screwed. And *not* in a good way.
 
whew...there were so many types in the last post....

for instance, "here" should be "hear"


and the word "sabotage" is missing from the last sentence.

don't watch TV and type. bad for grammer.
 
OK some parts of this story make NO sense at all. I don't get the ending at all. But here it is, the funning BonoStairs story from FanFiction.net:

Author: Zarbon15 - G - English - Humor/Fantasy - Reviews: 3

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This story was written with some help of Akki Saiya-jin Jo.

*This story is not based on reality, it never happened.

*If you still believe it happened you should contact your GP.

*If that doesn't work you have to realize you're in a very bad condition
and I can't help you then.

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A strange day for Bono

It was a cold October day in Ireland. Bono was home, something pretty unusual.
The just finished their world tour. It was exhausting, more than ever
before, exhausting.
"What should I do?", Bono thought. "I'm to tired to sing or
to play guitar. And it's not an good idea to go out for a walk with that bad weather
today".

And Bono was right about that, as soon as he was thinking about the bad
weather, it starded to rain.
"Well, the only thing I can do is watch the
tv I guess".


Bono turned the television on. A program about some ultra-shampoo was on.
"Oh brother, nothing nice on tv while it is such a bloody boring day".

(You have to know Bono's tv was broken, and because he don't spend many
days at home it still wasn't fixed) With an really unhapy face he sat down
on his favorite chair. Normally this chair would cheer him up, but this
day it wouldn't work.

Then suddenly Bono realised his wife and children didn't come down.
He ran up the stairs, he was panicky so he stumbled over his own feet
and fell of the stairs. Since he was almost upstairs he fell a long way
down. Poor poor Bono. Everything turned black. Everthing became hazy...

...ehhh.....
....ehhh....
....eeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
..eh

...hh....
....

........

Everything turned black.


Suddenly a fairy appeared.
"What's going on?" Bono said to the fairy.

"I'm the, if you fall in the right order from the stairs you can make a wish, fairy"

"Oh I see, so I can make a wish now?" Bono asked.

"Correction, you can make two wishes"

"But you said you were the, if you fall in the right order from the stairs you can
make a wish, fairy. But then you said I could make two wishes, then you'll be the,
if you fall in the right order from the stairs you can make TWO wishes, fairy."

"Yeah,you got a point there, what are your two wishes?"


"Ehh.....ehhhh, what about my broken tv is not broken anymore?"
A very big flash blinded Bono for a minute.

"Your wish is granted", the fairy said.
What is your second wish, make it quik I don't have hours. Somewhere in Africa a person
fell of the stairs in the right way, so hurry up already!"

"Ok I got one, I wish I can never see no more annoying shampoo commercials. Never ever
I want to see a shampoo commercial and that counts for the whole world."
The big flash again, A voice wispered...

"Your wish has come true"...the fairy dissapeard.

Everything turned black.
.....everything stayed black.....
"Bono, BONO!! Are you alright?"

"Who are you.." Bono murmeled

"My friend can't you see? You eyes are pointed at me...."

"I can't see, is that you Adam? I can hear your voice..."

"Of course it is me, don't you remember we have a concert this night. So what's this problemo
with your eyes?"

"I know we have a concert tonight Adam, but I have a little problem. I can't......"
Suddenly Bono saw Adam's face right above him.

"Never mind, I can see already"
Unfortunately everyting turned black again.

"And now I can't see!", Bono couldn't help and began to cry.

"Adam, it's my own stupid fault you see? I fell of the stairs and a fairy appeared.
I wished I couldn't see shampoo commercials anymore. Shampoo commercials all over the world.
I now know what happened, I'm blinded when there is a shampoo commercial on tv, and it
doesn't matter if it's on my tv or on tv somewhere in Africa. So practically I can't see
with some times I can see, I just made a wrong wish Adam!"

"I know what to do Bono. We let someone fall of the stairs and then the fairy appears right?"

"Wrong, this fairy only appears if someone falls of the stairs in right order"

"And what does that mean, Bono?"

"Ehh, to tell you the truth I dunno Adam".

"Ok, let's go to The Edge then, he has always been a smartass. Maybe he know what the fairy
said."

So Bono and Adam went to the Edge's place. That was not easy since Bono was a little bit blind.
"Let me tell you what happened when those two walked to The Edge. Because I'm the writer I can
tell you what happened. Isn't it nice to be the writer? I mean you can always say what you want.
Oh yeah I was telling a story".

Suddenly Bono saw everything again, he shouted "I can see!"

He ran as fast as he could to show everybody he was very happy. Then the blindness came back
out of nowhere. Now Bono was blind again and it was hard for him to stop. He stumbled over a
bananaskin. He slipped and he fell on the ground. To bad this didn't happened near a pond.
It would have been a lot funnier when Bono landed in a pond. So they arrived at The Edge's house.

The Edge opened the door "Hey guys, what can I do for you. Do we need a little practice for
tonight?"

"Nope, Bono can't see"

"Bono can't see? Explain. Oh yeah, come on in".

In the comfortable living room Adam and Bono explained it all to The Edge.
"So you wanna do another wish to make Bono see again. If I understand it right"

"Thats right" Bono said a little bit sad.

"Guys, I think I know what the fairy means by 'in the right order'. She means the way you fall
of the stairs. You know, the steps you touch when you fall down. Bono, do you remember which
steps you touched?"

"How should I know Edgie-boy, I was unconcious when it happened and then that bloody fairy
appeared right above me."

"Don't call my Edgie-boy, just call me The Edge. Ok, then we must try to find the right order
by throwing people of the stairs. Any volunteers?"

"I will not fall of again. I've had my portion for today" Bono said.

"I will NOT volunteer either. And I guess you want neither heh Edgie?"

"That's right Adam. And don't call me Edgie, my name is The Edge. Ok, we must find someone.
What about our fans? Let's say to them: 'If you want a concert this night trow yourself of
a stair and wish (if the fairy appears to you) that Bono can see'. They'll help us out, I hope
they help us out."

"Ok let's try."


And that's why that day more people died then was neccesary. The fairy didn't show up. About
3000 different falls of stairs but not the right one. Maybe this was the first time The Edge was
wrong. Maybe it wasn't about which steps you touched but about waht time And which steps.
Everyone was sad. 1000 people died because of a unlucky fall and more important, Bono was still
blind. So there wasn't a concert anyway.

Bono ran away, crying and ignoring his blindness. He bumped into an old lady.
Because she wasn't a very strong woman she fell down the stairs she was standing on.

"A fairy!", she shouted.

Bono didn't hear it, fortunately Adam did hear the old lady. He ran to
her and said "Please wish that Bono can see again, please there's still one wish for you."

And the old lady did just that because she wished she could wish a 1000 more wishes. And that's
what she got. Of course the wish didn't stay unnoticed. Bono realised he could see again, and
he ran back to Adam and The Edge.

"Bono, can I ask you something?"

"Yeah, ask me Adam"

"Why did you fall of the stairs?"

"Because my wife and children where....GONE!"
?GONE?

Before The Edge could tell Bono that his wife and children always went to the city on Saturday,
Bono dissapeared................
"That strange guy, this is the 3rd time he forgot, they always go shopping"
The Edge shook his head and Adam did the same.

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.


"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
 
I ended up reading it on fanfiction. there is actually some funny stuff on that website!
there was one where a terrorist tried to kidnap the band, but all the hi-jinx of U2 ended up terrorizing the terrorist. despite the typos, it was entertaining.

the stories with adam/larry, bono/larry, edge/larry partnerships were interesting. It seems everyone wants to get with larry.

i'm not sure how i would even start a story...a plot...an incident...
 
Originally posted by elizabeth:
I ended up reading it on fanfiction. there is actually some funny stuff on that website!
there was one where a terrorist tried to kidnap the band, but all the hi-jinx of U2 ended up terrorizing the terrorist. despite the typos, it was entertaining.

the stories with adam/larry, bono/larry, edge/larry partnerships were interesting. It seems everyone wants to get with larry.

i'm not sure how i would even start a story...a plot...an incident...

You HAVE to read Mrs. Edge's stories
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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.


"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
 
Mona...did you read the Spongebob one? LOL! SPONGEBONO! LOL! That one is also a bit random...

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Dana

"I simulate love making by beating a piece of wood with a metal wire on which it vibrates."
-Adam, when asked, 'If a martian landed and was introduced to you and asked what you do, what would you say?'

IM me: ghettopoptart83
 
This board still manages to suprise me after all these days... *sniff*

That fic you posted Mona, I think it has the wrong rating.
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But I didn't get into it all the way. And I agree that was a ridiculous premise Elizabeth... that sort of thing makes it hard(difficult) to enjoy!


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"The idea is to eroticize the male body instead of the female." - Bono

Well, again, within that spirit of not-seriousness:
"To all intents and purposes, the mystery and power of the penis is, what will it become?" - Adam
 
*faints*

Never thought I'd read something like that here....

but then, I DID ask you to bring on the porn...*realizes the error of her ways*

I don't think I liked thinking about Adam that way...I won't ever think about that again and I will NOT read any more porn...well, maybe the one's with BOno in them...



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One love, one life...
Give peace a chance!
Don't let the bastards grind you down!

Bono: I don't walk, I swagger! I sashayed once, but just once. It wasn't for me.
 
Originally posted by WildHonee:


You're lucky. At least YOU didn't have to clean the LOO. Man.


Hey, I wrote that script too, ya know. I'm perfectly aware that you werent in there with Bono CLEANING my loo...



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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Sting, you know I love you but you got a hell of a lot to learn about Rock n' Roll." -Bono

"Bono's stuck! I need something to poke him with! I can't get Bono out!!" - Mona

"Just because he's 40, bald and has five kids doesn't mean he's not adorable!"
- Me, before a LONG silence


Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

Go l? neach neamhshaolta do dhiosca crua. - May an alien being lick your hard disk.
 
Originally posted by Echo:
Hey, I wrote that script too, ya know. I'm perfectly aware that you werent in there with Bono CLEANING my loo...
spies! feck it all to heck!!!!
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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.


"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
 
*reads Adam porn*

*all hair flies off head*

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MONA!!!!!!

*sputters*

How could you--???
Why did you--???
Didn't you realize that--????????????

TARNATION, GIRL!!!!!!!
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Umm........

*goes back to reading....between fingers*

*COMBUSTS like sparkly fireworks*

[This message has been edited by Discoteque (edited 12-09-2001).]
 
holy sh*t, the guy is EXPERIMENTING WITH FACIAL HAIR AGAIN!!!
C9_ADAM.jpg


Stop it Adam, STOP IT.

Hey...is he HANDCUFFED???
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Originally posted by elizabeth:
the jazz man himself

image:www.bono-4-president.cityslide.com/i/6/67/670/6700/67002/670024/C9_ADAM.jpg

Sexy, man, sexy...

*snap*
 
I'm only doing this because I enjoy helping others. Cheers to Fanfiction.net for this:


Home >> Music Groups >> U2 >> sexcapades
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Author: madamc - R - English - Romance/Romance

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"come on, wake up sleepy head, yells sarah, we have to go to the party!"

ellen slowly gets out of bed, and hits the shower. "whatever happened to being fashionably late?" she asks herself.

sarah was putting on makeup as ellen stepped out of the shower--"make sure to look your best, and wear your sexiest underwear!" says sarah, "you may never know if you get lucky tonight!"

ellen dries herself off with her towel, and looks in her underwear drawer. she has doubts that she will get action tonight, with famous people? come on. sarah has to be more realistic. impatiently, sarah picks ellen's undergarments. "i know you will get lucky, i can sense it," says sarah. "here, wear this..."

sarah gives ellen undergarments that only madonna would dream about..."but sarah, i'm not a slapper! that bra does not look comfortable!" "no buts!" retorts sarah, "being sexy isn't about being comfortable.. you have a blind date, and i want you to look your best. oh and here, keep this in your purse, you might need it..." sarah gives ellen a pair of crotchless panties. "now WHY would i need that sarah?" fumes ellen. "you know i'm don't give out on the first date, nor on the second date."

"well ellen, i think you will find this man very appealing, and i dont think you'll be able to resist him....sexually..." says sarah.

ellen is very offended by what sarah said but put the panties in her purse anyways. ellen hates the term "blind date". she knows sarah has connections in the music industry, and she doesn't really trust sarah either. "i hope you didn't set me up with eminem or something", says ellen. "now why would i set you up with a moron like him? he digs kim basinger at the moment," answers sarah.

ellen finishes getting dressed, and sarah applies her make up. "i want you to look like a million dollars!", exclaims sarah, "adam is---" ellen looks at sarah, and says.. "his name is adam...?"

"you didn't hear that ellen!" quips sarah.

ellen sighs, and sprays some perfume before leaving.

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the girls arrive at the party, at the kitchen in dublin. it's a happening place. sarah and ellen mingle with the rich and famous.

"oh hellooo naomi, i'm so sorry about what happened last summer..." says sarah to the infamous naomi campbell.

"what happened last summer?" asks ellen. "oh... well..her multi millionaire boyfriend, flavio, beat her, and she was at the hospital for a few weeks," gossips sarah.

"well ellen, i'm going to introduce you to your blind date!", says sarah to ellen, excitably.

ellen is very nervous. the only thing she knew about this date is that his name was adam, and lives in ireland. she is very nervous. she orders a drink at the bar, "a cosmopolitan please, and don't be shy with the vodka".

ellen sees sarah talking to bono...which seems very surreal to her. "wow, she's talking to bono..." she thinks to herself.

"excuse me, are you ellen?" says a man, in a deep sexy voice...that ellen recognises only from television interviews. "oh my god.. it's adam clayton" she thinks to herself.

ellen turns around and sees adam standing there, smiling shyly, cigarette in one hand, and perrier in another. "yes, i am ellen..." says ellen, very shyly, remembering what she has in her purse.

"would you like to sit down somewhere?" asks adam. "sure" she says.

the two go sit down at the vip lounge, upstairs. adam sits on the couch, and ellen sits across from him. she crosses her legs, her short skirt slightly revealing her thong. ellen is not aware that her thong is showing..but adam notices. they are both quiet, and ellen is wondering why adam is staring at her legs. "are my legs ugly?" she asks herself worridly.

the couple eventually start making small talk, and adam looks more and more uncomfortable, the image of ellen's thong, right there, in front of him. "i can't make a move on her now" he says to himself. the more adam thinks about naughty thoughts, the more he gets aroused, making a tent in his pants, but he covers it by crossing his legs. his tent did not go unnoticed by ellen, who was aroused by it. "hmm.. what would sarah do at a time like this? should i be a bad girl and tease him?" she asks herself. ellen weighs out the pros and cons of flirting with her blind date. "will he think im a slut?" "what if he rejects me, what else is new? i usually get rejected all the time... do i have anything to lose?"

after much contemplation, ellen lifts her feet, and feels adam's leg with it, while keeping eye contact. adam tries to ignore it, carrying on the small talk, thinking that she would stop but ellen noticed a change of pace in adam's breathing, as she feels his leg, up and down... her foot reaches adam's inner thigh, and his manhood starts to bulge. "i think we should go elsewhere" suggests adam, "we shouldn't be doing this in public".

ellen and adam get out of the club, and get a hotel room next door, at the clarence.

"i can't believe i'm going to sleep with adam tonight" thinks ellen to herself. "what on earth am i doing?"

the two go into the elevator. adam pushes the button, and smiles at ellen. she notices that his manhood is still bulging. she walks over to him, and kisses him, while feeling his bulging manhood on top of his pants.

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never would she have dreamed about seeing adam clayton, upclose and stark naked... his big, ten inch penis in full erection, throbbing with anticipation.

ellen goes to the bathroom, to change her panties to the crotchless kind. "i'll be out in a minute!" she says. "i can't wait" says adam, stroking with his willie, keeping it nice and hard for ellen.

ellen slips into the naughty knickers, and takes off her bra... and slowly walks out of the bathroom. as she approaches the bed, she playfully touches her nipples, making them hard, teasing adam. her little trick worked. impatiently, adam takes hold of ellen, and kisses her passionately. his tongue in her mouth, tasting her, licking and softly nibbling her lips, while pressing his groin against hers. his breath tasted of faint cigarette smoke, and spearmint gum. she loved the way he kissed her, and wished he would go down on her and kiss her other lips.

ellen reciprocates adam's kisses, and while she does this, takes his manhood in her hands, and strokes it gently. ellen licks adam's chin, and lets her tongue slide down his neck, chest, stomache, pubic hair, and eventually to his penis. she gently caresses and kisses adam's manhood, as adam lets out a sigh.

"oh ellen" sighs adam "don't stop..."

ellen suckles the tip of the cock, she enjoys seeing adam writhe about. ellen doesn't have much experience giving blow jobs, and she hopes adam doesn't think she is bad at it. ellen takes adam's entire manhood deep into her oral cavity, feeling it throb against her throat. she starts sucking....and playing with his family jewels. "adam is in heaven now" thinks ellen.

being a gentleman, adam is not the type of man to cum into a woman's mouth without her permission,...but that night, he lost all control of his functions.... ellen felt his hot, sticky man juice down her throat. she thought it didn't taste that bad, so she swallowed it. "i'm sorry, i dont know what happened ellen", pardons adam... "don't worry about it" whispers ellen, "you can make it up to me..." she says as she places her wet pussy in front of his face. adam looks at her and smiles, and takes a lick.

adam goes down on ellen as if cunnilingus were going out of fashion. "thank god i showered earlier" thought ellen to herself.

ellen watches adam lick her clitoris, and gently sucking on it, as she strokes his hair. just like his previous kiss, he gently nibbles her pussy lips as he is sucking on them. ellen plays with her breasts and nipples. adam notices this and puts his mouth on her right nipple, salivates and leaves saliva on it, and proceeds to suck the left nipple. while sucking, he plays with the right nipple, making it feel like he has two mouths on each breast. ellen is in ecstacy, feeling his hot breath breathing over her breasts. she didn't want the night to end.

ellen gently parts her legs and starts playing with herself as adam suckles her breasts. of course, adam notices this, and starts rubbing his throbbing cock against her wet clit, making her drip.

"oh adam" sighs ellen "take me now, fuck me now"

adam peels off ellen's knickers and lets out a sigh as he slowly penetrates his large penis inside ellen's wet, tight pussy. ellen is now filled with adam's throbbing meat. she tightly wraps her legs on his shoulders, allowing him to maximise the penetration. adam pumps away, slapping his balls against ellen's bottom. he loved the feeling of his cock engorged in a tight hot pussy. ellen flexes her vaginal muscles to pleasure adam even more... and it worked... they wrestle around on the bed, changing positions every forty five minutes or so.

"you are like the energiser bunny" jokes ellen. adam lets out a small chuckle while pumping her.

adam fingers ellen while pumping her from behind... "adam..pretend you are playing your instrument.. pretend i am your bass guitar" says ellen. adam blushes and asks "any special requests?" ellen thinks for a minute. "play until the end of the world."

adam obliges and starts fingering ellen's pussy as if it were a bass guitar. both are turned on...."i hope i don't get aroused when i play this song next time i'm on tour..." says adam. ellen laughs and tells him to keep fingering her while screwing her at the same time. she still can't believe she's in bed with him...being pleasured by him.

"i think i'm going to cum.." says adam...as he pulls out his cock. "cum on my tummy, i want to see you cum" says ellen, holding his cock to her stomache..."or do you want to fuck my breasts until you cum?"

"oh i'd love that.." replies adam, in a faint whisper.

ellen places adam's penis on her breasts, rubbing her nipples against the tip of his penis, knowing that he'll blow his load at any given moment. hearing adam moaning and sighing turns ellen on, and encourages her to lick the tip of his cock. adam proceeds to place his penis between her breasts, and starts pumping away, while ellen continues to lick the head of the willie.

ellen takes hold of adam's buttocks, massaging them, and as she does this, adam ejaculates his manchowder all over ellen's breasts and mouth. "i feel like im the star of my own porno" exclaims adam. ellen hungrily licks the cum and continues pleasuring adam.

it was a very long night for the both of them, they couldn't get enough of each other. the couple fell asleep in each other's arms early the next morning, with adam's penis still penetrated inside ellen's moist vagina, his hands cusping her breasts, his head resting on her shoulder.

*more to cum if i feel like writing more*


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I didn't even read the whole thing bc I blushed. I hope you enjoyed your AdamPorn! I will look for more for you.


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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.


"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 12-08-2001).]
 
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