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Old 12-07-2001, 07:45 PM   #1
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AdamPorn

Just a simple request from a simple newcomer to PLEBA.

If you have any spare AdamPorn laying around...or a porn story of Adam laying around...or if you have Adam laying around and want to send him in this direction. I'll be waiting.

Just serve it up...
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Old 12-07-2001, 07:54 PM   #2
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Adam obsession much?

sorry, no AdamPorn here...though I would like to see some too!

Of any of them in fact...I seem to remember a sexy Bono pic appearing the x-mas presents...maybe we could have original?

that would be an even better present!

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BONO: I think you pull it.
HIPPYACTRESS: !!
BONO: Or push it.
BONO: Just....feckin’ twist it, I guess. I don't know. I WANT MORE!!
HIPPYACTRESS: *passes out*
BONO: NURSE!!! *rings bell* I did it again!
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There used to be that site www.adamclaytonnaked.com
But alas, it is no more...

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Look...look what you've done to me...You've made me poor and infamous, and I thank you...

My name is MISS MACPHISTO...I'm tired and i want to go HOME...

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Was I one of the people that told you to let go? Oops. Joking. Okay, I'm curious... How big is your Adam photos collection? Would it be worth posting any pictures or would you have them? And have you been to fanfiction.net? Do you read slash? I swear I don't

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"The idea is to eroticize the male body instead of the female." - Bono

Well, again, within that spirit of not-seriousness:
"To all intents and purposes, the mystery and power of the penis is, what will it become?" - Adam

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Hey I just posted some AdamPorn in the "On the Edge" thread...

Very soon I'm gonna gather up all the U2 Porn I can find and put it all in one thread for you guys.

I love it when the newbies are more hormonal than I am. *sniff* *wipes away tear* makes me so proud...

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"Bono's stuck! I need something to poke him with! I can't get Bono out!!" - Mona

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Old 12-08-2001, 03:16 AM   #6
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Raging hormones! Bring on the porn!

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One love, one life...
Give peace a chance!
Don't let the bastards grind you down!

BONO: I think you pull it.
HIPPYACTRESS: !!
BONO: Or push it.
BONO: Just....feckin’ twist it, I guess. I don't know. I WANT MORE!!
HIPPYACTRESS: *passes out*
BONO: NURSE!!! *rings bell* I did it again!
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Old 12-08-2001, 12:24 PM   #7
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I love it when the newbies are more hormonal than I am. *sniff* *wipes away tear* makes me so proud...

LMAO Okay, I'll go look now.

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Quote:
Originally posted by Echo:

I love it when the newbies are more hormonal than I am. *sniff* *wipes away tear* makes me so proud...
*feels slightly threatened*

Well at least Bono and I marked our territory already.

heheh

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"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

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7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
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Well at least Bono and I marked our territory already.

heheh

Yeah...I'll never be able to cut vegetables on that counter again....



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"Just because he's 40, bald and has five kids doesn't mean he's not adorable!"
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Yeah...I'll never be able to cut vegetables on that counter again....

NOW I'M STARVIN.'

You're lucky. At least YOU didn't have to clean the LOO. Man.

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ok, not to harp on the subject (no one could accuse me of that, right?) but I...well...I didn't agree with the portrayal of Lord Adam.

Has anyone here ever read any other porn fiction? I mean, not to sound like the editor of Playhouse, but that was fairly formulaic, wasn't it?

I always imagined he'd have more of a sense of humor in the bedroom. You know, he puts on your underclothes, you wear his pants...there's playful wrestling and music from Leftfield playing the background. If he had the mustache he'd tickle your neck...but not the hardcore stuff we just encountered.

I know it sounds like I'm taking this too seriously, but real people don't act like that, do they? and doesn't that seem a little too serious for our man?
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the jazz man himself

image:www.bono-4-president.cityslide.com/i/6/67/670/6700/67002/670024/C9_ADAM.jpg

Sexy, man, sexy...

*snap*
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Old 12-08-2001, 04:12 PM   #13
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Old 12-08-2001, 04:29 PM   #14
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OK It's all in the icon.

I just went back and read that thing.

I hope I don't get shut down for posting that. Dear Lord!!!!!!!! It's PORN. OK. *falls down spiral staircase* OK I'm OK.


Oh man....I cant believe you POSTED that!

That story is TERRIRBLE!

But then, I have a THING against hetero U2 smut...

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"Sting, you know I love you but you got a hell of a lot to learn about Rock n' Roll." -Bono

"Bono's stuck! I need something to poke him with! I can't get Bono out!!" - Mona

"Just because he's 40, bald and has five kids doesn't mean he's not adorable!"
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Old 12-08-2001, 06:58 PM   #15
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Oh man....I cant believe you POSTED that!

That story is TERRIRBLE!

But then, I have a THING against hetero U2 smut...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Heheh there was a FLIPPIN CRAZY FUNNY story about Bono falling down the stairs. It was SO RANDOM it was funny. I loved it so much! *sigh*

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let's here the funny story!

My taped copy of the concert stopped just before Bono introduced the band. He was saying something about "scientist" and "Sex" and i know he was about to intro Adam.

Curses!

Perhaps we should allow this porn thread to disappear onto page 12 or something in the interests of community decency. if he read it, and associated it with me, and got mad, I would then be very upset. I mean, I know the chances are like .0000001 % that he will read it, but let's say some nefarious pants-competitor showed it to him in an attempt my subtle plan to secure his pants. Then I'd be screwed. And *not* in a good way.

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whew...there were so many types in the last post....

for instance, "here" should be "hear"


and the word "sabotage" is missing from the last sentence.

don't watch TV and type. bad for grammer.
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OK some parts of this story make NO sense at all. I don't get the ending at all. But here it is, the funning BonoStairs story from FanFiction.net:

Author: Zarbon15 - G - English - Humor/Fantasy - Reviews: 3

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This story was written with some help of Akki Saiya-jin Jo.

*This story is not based on reality, it never happened.

*If you still believe it happened you should contact your GP.

*If that doesn't work you have to realize you're in a very bad condition
and I can't help you then.

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A strange day for Bono

It was a cold October day in Ireland. Bono was home, something pretty unusual.
The just finished their world tour. It was exhausting, more than ever
before, exhausting.
"What should I do?", Bono thought. "I'm to tired to sing or
to play guitar. And it's not an good idea to go out for a walk with that bad weather
today".

And Bono was right about that, as soon as he was thinking about the bad
weather, it starded to rain.
"Well, the only thing I can do is watch the
tv I guess".


Bono turned the television on. A program about some ultra-shampoo was on.
"Oh brother, nothing nice on tv while it is such a bloody boring day".

(You have to know Bono's tv was broken, and because he don't spend many
days at home it still wasn't fixed) With an really unhapy face he sat down
on his favorite chair. Normally this chair would cheer him up, but this
day it wouldn't work.

Then suddenly Bono realised his wife and children didn't come down.
He ran up the stairs, he was panicky so he stumbled over his own feet
and fell of the stairs. Since he was almost upstairs he fell a long way
down. Poor poor Bono. Everything turned black. Everthing became hazy...

...ehhh.....
....ehhh....
....eeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
..eh

...hh....
....

........

Everything turned black.


Suddenly a fairy appeared.
"What's going on?" Bono said to the fairy.

"I'm the, if you fall in the right order from the stairs you can make a wish, fairy"

"Oh I see, so I can make a wish now?" Bono asked.

"Correction, you can make two wishes"

"But you said you were the, if you fall in the right order from the stairs you can
make a wish, fairy. But then you said I could make two wishes, then you'll be the,
if you fall in the right order from the stairs you can make TWO wishes, fairy."

"Yeah,you got a point there, what are your two wishes?"


"Ehh.....ehhhh, what about my broken tv is not broken anymore?"
A very big flash blinded Bono for a minute.

"Your wish is granted", the fairy said.
What is your second wish, make it quik I don't have hours. Somewhere in Africa a person
fell of the stairs in the right way, so hurry up already!"

"Ok I got one, I wish I can never see no more annoying shampoo commercials. Never ever
I want to see a shampoo commercial and that counts for the whole world."
The big flash again, A voice wispered...

"Your wish has come true"...the fairy dissapeard.

Everything turned black.
.....everything stayed black.....
"Bono, BONO!! Are you alright?"

"Who are you.." Bono murmeled

"My friend can't you see? You eyes are pointed at me...."

"I can't see, is that you Adam? I can hear your voice..."

"Of course it is me, don't you remember we have a concert this night. So what's this problemo
with your eyes?"

"I know we have a concert tonight Adam, but I have a little problem. I can't......"
Suddenly Bono saw Adam's face right above him.

"Never mind, I can see already"
Unfortunately everyting turned black again.

"And now I can't see!", Bono couldn't help and began to cry.

"Adam, it's my own stupid fault you see? I fell of the stairs and a fairy appeared.
I wished I couldn't see shampoo commercials anymore. Shampoo commercials all over the world.
I now know what happened, I'm blinded when there is a shampoo commercial on tv, and it
doesn't matter if it's on my tv or on tv somewhere in Africa. So practically I can't see
with some times I can see, I just made a wrong wish Adam!"

"I know what to do Bono. We let someone fall of the stairs and then the fairy appears right?"

"Wrong, this fairy only appears if someone falls of the stairs in right order"

"And what does that mean, Bono?"

"Ehh, to tell you the truth I dunno Adam".

"Ok, let's go to The Edge then, he has always been a smartass. Maybe he know what the fairy
said."

So Bono and Adam went to the Edge's place. That was not easy since Bono was a little bit blind.
"Let me tell you what happened when those two walked to The Edge. Because I'm the writer I can
tell you what happened. Isn't it nice to be the writer? I mean you can always say what you want.
Oh yeah I was telling a story".

Suddenly Bono saw everything again, he shouted "I can see!"

He ran as fast as he could to show everybody he was very happy. Then the blindness came back
out of nowhere. Now Bono was blind again and it was hard for him to stop. He stumbled over a
bananaskin. He slipped and he fell on the ground. To bad this didn't happened near a pond.
It would have been a lot funnier when Bono landed in a pond. So they arrived at The Edge's house.

The Edge opened the door "Hey guys, what can I do for you. Do we need a little practice for
tonight?"

"Nope, Bono can't see"

"Bono can't see? Explain. Oh yeah, come on in".

In the comfortable living room Adam and Bono explained it all to The Edge.
"So you wanna do another wish to make Bono see again. If I understand it right"

"Thats right" Bono said a little bit sad.

"Guys, I think I know what the fairy means by 'in the right order'. She means the way you fall
of the stairs. You know, the steps you touch when you fall down. Bono, do you remember which
steps you touched?"

"How should I know Edgie-boy, I was unconcious when it happened and then that bloody fairy
appeared right above me."

"Don't call my Edgie-boy, just call me The Edge. Ok, then we must try to find the right order
by throwing people of the stairs. Any volunteers?"

"I will not fall of again. I've had my portion for today" Bono said.

"I will NOT volunteer either. And I guess you want neither heh Edgie?"

"That's right Adam. And don't call me Edgie, my name is The Edge. Ok, we must find someone.
What about our fans? Let's say to them: 'If you want a concert this night trow yourself of
a stair and wish (if the fairy appears to you) that Bono can see'. They'll help us out, I hope
they help us out."

"Ok let's try."


And that's why that day more people died then was neccesary. The fairy didn't show up. About
3000 different falls of stairs but not the right one. Maybe this was the first time The Edge was
wrong. Maybe it wasn't about which steps you touched but about waht time And which steps.
Everyone was sad. 1000 people died because of a unlucky fall and more important, Bono was still
blind. So there wasn't a concert anyway.

Bono ran away, crying and ignoring his blindness. He bumped into an old lady.
Because she wasn't a very strong woman she fell down the stairs she was standing on.

"A fairy!", she shouted.

Bono didn't hear it, fortunately Adam did hear the old lady. He ran to
her and said "Please wish that Bono can see again, please there's still one wish for you."

And the old lady did just that because she wished she could wish a 1000 more wishes. And that's
what she got. Of course the wish didn't stay unnoticed. Bono realised he could see again, and
he ran back to Adam and The Edge.

"Bono, can I ask you something?"

"Yeah, ask me Adam"

"Why did you fall of the stairs?"

"Because my wife and children where....GONE!"
?GONE?

Before The Edge could tell Bono that his wife and children always went to the city on Saturday,
Bono dissapeared................
"That strange guy, this is the 3rd time he forgot, they always go shopping"
The Edge shook his head and Adam did the same.

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Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
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I ended up reading it on fanfiction. there is actually some funny stuff on that website!
there was one where a terrorist tried to kidnap the band, but all the hi-jinx of U2 ended up terrorizing the terrorist. despite the typos, it was entertaining.

the stories with adam/larry, bono/larry, edge/larry partnerships were interesting. It seems everyone wants to get with larry.

i'm not sure how i would even start a story...a plot...an incident...
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I ended up reading it on fanfiction. there is actually some funny stuff on that website!
there was one where a terrorist tried to kidnap the band, but all the hi-jinx of U2 ended up terrorizing the terrorist. despite the typos, it was entertaining.

the stories with adam/larry, bono/larry, edge/larry partnerships were interesting. It seems everyone wants to get with larry.

i'm not sure how i would even start a story...a plot...an incident...
You HAVE to read Mrs. Edge's stories

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Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.


"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
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