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Originally posted by MissVelvetDress_75:
well, I am applying for this job. since I in Real Life I am service consultant for retirement plans, I figure that I can be a ScottPhisto vending machine maintenance lady.
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There ya go. And them vending machines need a lot of "WORK." It's "HARD" to "SHOVE" those pesky Scottphisto clones in so they "FIT" nicely.
*Ahem*
 
Originally posted by WildHonee:
*deer in headlights*

WHAT?

*drops nickels* Hey where'd that sack of coins come from? I DON'T KNOW. *runs*


*Walk walk walk*

*Follows trail of Scottphistos*

What the hell...

*Follow follow follow...*

What the hell am I doing in Mona's room?!? Not that I'm complainin'...

*Spies bag full of Scottphistos*

No WONDER the machines were empty!!
 
Originally posted by WildHonee:
You goonies! There's nothing wrong with the vending machines! They work fine!

Look this one just needs a screw.

*run*


*Disquises self as Vending Machine*

*Promptly removes nickels from "unhappy" places*

Ow *clang*
Ow *clang*
Ow *clang*
Ow...
 
Originally posted by wildhoney22:
LMAO As much as I'd love being his fanning chick, I wanna apply for the job of Ambassador to Guam... unless I could be both.....
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How's about the Palm-Fanning-Lotion-Rubbing Ambassador to Guam?

I added that lotion part myself.

Hey, wait! Come back! What's wrong! You don't want to be the Ambassador to Guam???
 
*Basks in the love from PLEBA*

Man, these chicks really dig me...

*Leans back in chair*

*Leans too far back and falls into puddle of jello*

Ow.
Frick.


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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!


"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!
 
Originally posted by blueeyes:
I say we send out a search party of fem-bots for him...

332%3C88%3B923232%7Ffp7%3Enu%3D3234%3E%3A%3A4%3E683%3EWSNRCG%3D3232377583%3A86nu0mrj

332%3C88%3B923232%7Ffp7%3Enu%3D3234%3E%3A%3A4%3E683%3EWSNRCG%3D3232377583%3A85nu0mrj

Someone should photoshop Scottphisto's head onto Austin's body for that....

-Bluey (drunk and slutty bridesmaid)


Huminahuminahumina....

Fuzzy....bosom...many....blonde....oh...my...*falls off pom poms*



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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!


"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!
 
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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono


"Bono was embraced as rock's latest mystic leader, a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

"I used to gaze out my classroom window and dream And then go home and listen to Ray sing "I believe to my soul" after school" ~Van Morrison~
 
Originally posted by WildHoneyAlways:
YEAH!!! ScottPhisto is back! We have missed you! You've been gone so long the vending machines are running a little low. When do we get down to business?


Uh-Oh, is there already a complaint about the vending machines?

*MVD_75 runs to re-stock the vending machines*

alright ladies, the vending machines are re-stocked and ready for all to enjoy.
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You goonies! There's nothing wrong with the vending machines! They work fine!

Look this one just needs a screw.

*run*

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono


"Bono was embraced as rock's latest mystic leader, a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE YOU DON'T NEED IT NOW
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW YOU CAN FEEL IT SOMEHOW
 
Originally posted by Echo:

The following positions *snerk* are still open. Anyone can apply, and you can hold more than one title if you feel up to it:

-That chick you always see in movies whose sole job it is to fan ScottPhisto with a palm branch
-Ambassador to Guam


LMAO As much as I'd love being his fanning chick, I wanna apply for the job of Ambassador to Guam... unless I could be both.....
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*~*?*~*~ Katie ~*~*?*~*

I wonder what's gonna happen to you
You wonder what has happened to me
 
OMFD!!!!!ScottPhisto, I'm feckin rollin' on the ground! "Look, Chickens!" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Good to have you back, the society needs your presence...and what's that you say "FREE SCOTTPHISTOS????" Hoo-ah! *takes the entire supply and RUNS*!


Originally posted by WildHonee:
Look this one just needs a screw.

*run*


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


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"A Bono approved event is a good event!"

You can dream, so dream out loud!

"The way to be optimistic is not to shut your eyes and close your ears." -Bono

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!
 
....does this mean i'm a fekkin 'Clingon' or something????????????
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I don't even KNOW ScottPhisto (at least...not in the Biblical sense *scandalize*) BWA-AHAHAHAHAAHH!!!! gawd, I just wanna slap meself sometimes....

*must...think...of...new...title...for...self*

Hmmm.... *twirls Snidely Whiplash style mustache* Waitaminnit!
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I don't have a freakin' mustache!!! I wax!!!!
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wait wait....I'll come up wif sumpin, I swear....hey! Can *I* be wardrobe technician? *competely drop kicks Ana outta the way* (see Mrs. Edge story number ONE!!!) Or U2 Hair-dini??? (since they don't wear makeup, aw, shucks)

I'm a whiz wif stores, a brush, pick and hairspray and makeup ....I could give Fenton and Nareesh(?) a run for their money, HONEY!!!

Originally posted by Echo:

Ana
Wardrobe Technician

Discoteque
Resident Hanger-Onner


[This message has been edited by Discoteque (edited 01-01-2002).]

[This message has been edited by Discoteque (edited 01-01-2002).]
 
Originally posted by Scottphisto:
How's about the Palm-Fanning-Lotion-Rubbing Ambassador to Guam?

I added that lotion part myself.

Hey, wait! Come back! What's wrong! You don't want to be the Ambassador to Guam???

LMAO
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So many responsibilities in..... I'll take the job, but one question: what does the Palm-Fanning-Lotion-Rubbing Ambassador to Guam get to wear?
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*~*?*~*~ Katie ~*~*?*~*

I wonder what's gonna happen to you
You wonder what has happened to me
 
Originally posted by wildhoney22:
LMAO
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So many responsibilities in..... I'll take the job, but one question: what does the Palm-Fanning-Lotion-Rubbing Ambassador to Guam get to wear?
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Oh man...there's a dangerous question...

Well, traditional Palm-Fanning-Lotion-Rubbing garb, of course, consisting of the skimpiest bikini possible. And since you are the Ambassador to Guam as well, yours will come complete with a small "I Love Guam" button.
Very small.

*Clamps hand over mouth*

DAMMIT!!! I keep forgetting! It's cover my mouth BEFORE I speak!!! Damn damn damn...


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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!


"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!
 
Originally posted by Scottphisto:

*Disquises self as Vending Machine*

*Promptly removes nickels from "unhappy" places*

Ow *clang*
Ow *clang*
Ow *clang*
Ow...
BWAAHAHAHAA!
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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono


"Bono was embraced as rock's latest mystic leader, a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE YOU DON'T NEED IT NOW
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW YOU CAN FEEL IT SOMEHOW
 
Still here...

Had a few...drinks, guys...whatever.
Who'd getting married this time? It makes no sense to have a bridesmaid without a bride. Who shall be "bride of Scottphisto!?"

-Bluey (drunk slutty bridesmaid)
 
Originally posted by blueeyes:
Still here...

Had a few...drinks, guys...whatever.
Who'd getting married this time? It makes no sense to have a bridesmaid without a bride. Who shall be "bride of Scottphisto!?"

-Bluey (drunk slutty bridesmaid)
lol O no, ScottPhisto, are you getting married AGAIN? *Sigh* We're gonna need a biggger bean bag chair.


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~*Mona*~
97% compatible with Bono


"Bono was embraced as rock's latest mystic leader, a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE YOU DON'T NEED IT NOW
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW YOU CAN FEEL IT SOMEHOW
 
EEEP!! I'M LATE! I'M LATE!!

*bolts through streets*

*dives through window, and crashes into the room where the meeting is being held*

*everyone stops and looks over*

ahem... sorry i'm late. i, em... *picks broken glass out of hair as she stands up and dusts self off* almost forgot me shmapoo...

*sits down on couch, rewinds thread, catches up*

ok, continue
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~Julie*

(aka: hoo~lee~ah, aka: Fishy's Clumsey Julie, aka: MoonPhisto)

Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

(~Monty Python)
 
Originally posted by WildHoneyAlways:
Hmmmm...since you don't want to wear make up, how else can I serve you? Er, well, you know what I mean. I could be your martini shaker, bed maker/unmaker.....*mind wanders*

Hmm...why not both?

I dub thee Martini and Bed Shaker.

Bed Shaker? *mind wanders*

Alright now. Have we missed anyone? Does anyone else require a POSITION?

*Falls off little bottle of Tylenol*

Ow. I have a headache.

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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!


"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

[This message has been edited by Scottphisto (edited 01-02-2002).]
 
Alrighty then...

Since I'm bored-ish at work, I hereby begin a Question-and-Answer period!
And of course, since the thread is about ME (heh heh...ego growing), anything ya'll wanna know about me, feel free to ask. I am a VERY open individual, so beware with some questions....you may regret asking. Mwah ha ha ha ha ha!!

And, I'll ask some questions about you ladies as well.
Such as...
If you could be a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be, and why?

SCOTTPHISTO: Bannana. I'll never tell why.

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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!


"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!
 
Originally posted by FallDownJulie:

may i inquire about your facination with jello?

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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~*Mona*~ 97%compatible with Bono
"Perhaps Miss PLEBA herself" ~GypsyHeartGirl~


"Bono...a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

YOU KNOW I BELIEVE IT
 
Originally posted by FallDownJulie:
may i inquire about your facination with jello?

Ah. The "Jello" question.

Well, you see, there's ALWAYS room for jello. And it's fun to rastle 'round in tasty jello, and have it squish under you...*blanks out*

Also, it is fun, as Mona found out earlier, to be actually in a giant hunk of Jello (with appropriate jello diving equipment, such as a snorkel and a spoon). I mean, who here hasn't secretly (or not so secretly) wanted to jump on jello like in the Tom $ Jerry cartoons? Or swim through a giant jello mold? I mean, c'MON!!!! It's JELLO!!! What's not to like?!?

Plus, jello goes great with Scottphistos. *Hint hint*
Now serving Jello and Scottphistos for $1.50 in the lounge.

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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!


"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!
 
Part 1:

O-M-D!!

my dad just got home from the grocery store and when he left he asked if i wanted anything. i told him to get fruit. i JUST walked into the kitchen and sitting on the counter was a pineapple! we NEVER buy pineapples! how bizarro is THAT?

(it's probably even more bizarro sounding if you didn't read my previous post)

Part 2:

ScottPhisto! LMAO!!!

*swim*

eep!! watch out for the fruit chunks and marshmallow bits!

*runs to lounge and scrapes $1.50 in change from under the couch cushions*

Part 3:

i like the question-answer game, but there are too few questions.
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Question #2 (for ScottP):

have you ever dressed in women's clothes? (as a joke, for comfort as Adam does, or for another reason) and what did you wear?

(for some reason it seems like you would have done it.
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Question #2 (for all):

tell the truth: how many bags of ScottPhistos have you bought? i know Mona's running a mighty tab.

myself? well, let's just say my piggy bank doesn't jingle as much as it used to.

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~Julie*

(aka: hoo~lee~ah, aka: Fishy's Clumsey Julie, aka: MoonPhisto)

Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

(~Monty Python)
 
BTW

there was no innuendo intended in that piggy bank statement. really. it sounds like it could be very dirty, but i don't even see what it could be translated into just yet.



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~Julie*

(aka: hoo~lee~ah, aka: Fishy's Clumsey Julie, aka: MoonPhisto)

Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

(~Monty Python)
 
Originally posted by Scottphisto:
Also, it is fun, as Mona found out earlier, to be actually in a giant hunk of Jello (with appropriate jello diving equipment, such as a snorkel and a spoon).
ak!! LMAO!!
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"earlier" as in "every day" lol O MY DAD



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~*Mona*~ 97%compatible with Bono
"Perhaps Miss PLEBA herself" ~GypsyHeartGirl~


"Bono...a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

YOU KNOW I BELIEVE IT
 
Originally posted by FallDownJulie:


Question #2 (for ScottP):

have you ever dressed in women's clothes? (as a joke, for comfort as Adam does, or for another reason) and what did you wear?

(for some reason it seems like you would have done it.
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)


AND JUST WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!? HMMM?!?!
Why, yes I have, actually. Only once, for a skit that I wrote and had to act in. In the play, I played a man who really became infatuated with a lesbian. At the suggestion of his looney friend, our hero dons a dress and wig (the dress was supplied by a friend, the long hair was my own real stuff) in order to have a date with this girl. At the end, the girls butch lover comes in, sucker punches him, he apologizes, yadda yadda yadda.
And he didn't even get any lovin'.


Question #2 (for all):

tell the truth: how many bags of ScottPhistos have you bought? i know Mona's running a mighty tab.

myself? well, let's just say my piggy bank doesn't jingle as much as it used to.

Hmm...how many indeed?
*Begins inventory*
Vee shall zee...


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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!


"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!
 
hey, like that Pat Benatar song!
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Originally posted by WildHoneyAlways:
martini shaker, bed maker/unmaker...

Hmmm...I'm thinkin I need to ask for the 'Full Immersion Jello Body Soak' at my local spa...mmmmm....*SPLOOSH!* *SLURP!*

*shakes piggy bank furiously*

there's ALWAYS room fer Jello!
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Originally posted by Scottphisto:

If you could be a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be, and why?

SCOTTPHISTO: Bannana. I'll never tell why.

LMAO You're such a goonie bird, ScottPhisto.

If you were a fruit....BUT YOU'RE NOT GAY!!!

If I were a fruit I would be...grapes. I really don't know why, it's just what I'm eating right now. Sorry, Mr. Phisto
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~*Mona*~ 97%compatible with Bono
"Perhaps Miss PLEBA herself" ~GypsyHeartGirl~


"Bono...a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

YOU KNOW I BELIEVE IT
 
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