Originally posted by WildHonee:
Wouldn't it be adorable to see Bono in bowling shoes?
And then when those weird girls in the picture are standing around in their bowling shoes, you can just tip 'em right over, cause -- HEY! -- bowling shoes are slippy!
Or you can put crazy glue into the holes of their bowling balls so when they try to lift em up, they get stuck in a bowling moment, and they can't get out of it! And HEY -- is that a chiropractor comin their way? Cause after their arms are all stretched out you can bet they'll have bad posture and arms like gorillas for the rest of their lives!