A Progressive Story!!!

[spinninghead77]

Hi Pleba Buddies. I thought that it would be fun if we wrote a story together about the boys. Just read what is going on in the story, and add a paragraph. Let's put the story in bold so it is easy to identify!!

It was a very warm sunny day and U2 was getting restless. Paul had kept them in the studio all week long, and now it was Saturday and the boys wanted to have some fun. Even Bono was starting to think that there was more to life then hard work. Finally at about 2pm Larry had had enough!!

Larry: FOAD!! I can't take it anymore. I need to get out of here!!

Adam: I am with you man! Let's ditch this place!!

Bono: What do you guys have in mind??

Edge: Road Trip???

Bono: Great Idea!! I'll drive!

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***Spinny***
"OH, SINNY- er,um- SPINNY!" (freudian slip?)-JulyFly

"Here I go and I don't know why
I spin so ceaselessly
Could it be he's taken over me????"

 

[Ana]

Adam: I don't think so, Bono.
Bono: But why? *pouts*
Larry: *snarl* Don't you remember what happened the last time YOU where behind the steering wheel?
Bono: Ohhhh... Ok.
Edge: *sigh* I'll drive guys.
Bono: But where?


Hehe I love this idea, Spinny!!

 

[*Stormy*]

Edge: Wait, let me call Morleigh and make sure my life insurance policy is paid up.

Bono stares at Edge with an evil look in his eyes and gives him the old Irish bird.

Everyone goes out to Bono's Mercedes and gets in. Bono squints his eyes in the bright sunlight, putting on his baby blue shades. He scans the baby blue sky and cottony clouds. He takes a deep sigh.
"You know it really is a beautiful day.."

Larry: (folding his arms and rolling his eyes) Just- don't, Bono. It's too old to be funny.

Bono gives him a dirty look and the Irish bird. Larry gets out of the car.

Larry: Anyone want to change seats with me, I don't want to sit up front with Bono. I don't trust him.

Edge: You're not taking my seat.

Adam: I'm uh, fine here in the back.

Bono: Paul how about you? You are more built to withstand impact.

Paul: Watch it Bono!

Paul trades with Larry. Edge and Adam are relieved- more room in the back seat!

Bono: (Starting the engine, glancing around at his friends) Where to, any adventurous ideas?

Larry: How far can we go on an island the size of Ireland?

Edge: Let's take a road trip across Europe, or America!

Adam: Think of all the PLEBA girls we could meet along the way!

[This message has been edited by *Stormy* (edited 02-25-2002).]

 

[Desire4Bono]

I want to see what Mona will do with this

 

[elizabeth]

Hmmm.....road trips, eh?



Edge: Ok, if we really are going to go on a road trip, we are gonna need supplies. For instance, a map. Toll money. A guidebook. perhaps a GPS locater device in case we get lost. Cell phone, emergency car kit, spare tire...

SCREEEEEEEEEEECH!

All: BONO! Why did you do that????

PAUL: Bono when you slammed on the brakes I almost shot through the windshield!!!

Larry: Like a paul-jectile.

Adam: Har.

Bono: Blame Edge!!!

Edge: ME?!

Bono: YAH! You're turning a perfectly good road trip into an adventure with my granny!

Edge looks for support from other members of the crew.

Larry/Adam/Paul: It's ture. Sorry, mate. He's got a point.

Edge: Fine. Let's just go. Head....SOUTH. Someplace warm!!

Bono: That's the ticket!!!



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***ALOTWU***

 

[Desire4Bono]

Come on, I don't have any ideas but I want to know what will happen!

 

[spinninghead77]

Okay, since it looks like noone likes my idea, I guess that I will keep it going!!

The guys were starting to get cranky. The had been in the car for days. But it felt like weeks. They didn't even know where they were. All they knew was that they were south of Ireland. Larry had a compass in his pocket and they let that be there guide. They had all been taking turns driving so the others could sleep. Finally Paul pulled into a side street!

Paul: Guys, I just need stretch my legs for a bit

Bono: We should find out where we are too

Edge: Let's go for a walk. Maybe we can ask someone where we are

Adam: Maybe we can find some women *Smiles*

The five men start walking down the street. Suddenly in front of them they see a huge manison.

Bono: Why don't we ring the doorbell, and see if anyone is home. They might be able to tell us where we are.

*Bono rings doorbell, and the five guys wait to see who answers*

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***Spinny***
"OH, SINNY- er,um- SPINNY!" (freudian slip?)-JulyFly

"Here I go and I don't know why
I spin so ceaselessly
Could it be he's taken over me????"

 

[Ana]

*Ana is watching 'Arthur the aardvark' when she hears the doorbell ringing. She calls Lemonboy but then she remembers he went out to buy some groceries so she rushes to open the door*

Ana: Coming!
*She opens the door and her jaw hits the floor*
Bono: Hi!
Ana: Well hello there!
Bono: Excuse us but, we are kinda lost and we need some help.
Ana: I'll gladly help you. Come in *she pulls Bono inside the mansion and shuts the door on Larry's face*
Larry: Oh shite! That fucking @*#%& hit me!!
Edge: Guess she wasn't impressed with your man cleavage *snorts*
Larry: FOAD Edge *gives Edge the Irish bird*
Paul: So now what? Should we wait here?
Adam: I guess ...

*Meanwhile inside the mansion...*



[This message has been edited by Ana (edited 02-26-2002).]

 

[Ana]

Originally posted by Ana:
*Meanwhile inside the mansion...*

Ana: Take a seat please
Bono: No thanks! I just needed to ask ...
Ana: Nonono! I insist *pushes him to the nearest couch* Anything you'd like, gorgeous? A pi?a colada, margarita , orange juice, Guinness...
Bono: Did you say Guiness? *grins* I'll go for a Guiness thank you
Ana: OK. Wait here. I'll get it to you right now *blows him a kiss and runs giggling*
Bono: *looks at the TV* Goodie! Tellytubbies!!

*While Ana and Bono are inside the mansion, the U2 lads and Paulie are waiting for Bono in the Mercedes, bored to death. It's a very sunny and warm day so they start to sweat*

Edge: Oh man! This beanie is killing me!
Paul: So why don't you take it off?
Edge: Take it off? I'm not gonna show my bald head here!
Adam: If you want I can lend you my blue hat
Edge: Sure! *takes Adam's little blue hat*
Adam: Looking Good, The!
Edge: *bluuuuuuush* Thanks
Larry: Fuck! I can't stand this heat!! *takes off his shirt*
Adam: Oh My My Larry! You've been REALLY working out, haven't you?
Larry: *scared and putting on the shirt again* Ok That's it! If Bono doesn't come out in this instant I'll go for him!

*Larry gets out of the car and walks towards the door when he hears footsteeps behind him*

Girls! C'mon! Post something here This could be a fun and cool story if all of us would participate *sigh*

 

[daisybean]

*Larry is knocked to the ground by Daisy's two overzealous chocolate labs, who want nothing more than to say hello to their new friend*

Daisy: Oh my God, my dogs killed Larry
*runs over to make sure he is OK*
Larry: Oh, I'm okay, we were just looking for Bono, Ana's kidnapped him. FOAD dogs, stop sniffing my arse.
Daisy: Did she blindfold him and tie him up....oops I mean, that is horrible we must save him.
*Edge, Paul, and Adam get out of the car and and all head toward the PLEBA mansion*



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Daisy

and you become the monster
so the monster will not break you

Bonobono is a gentle boy

 

[*Stormy*]

Inside a hidden room at the PLEBA mansion, Ana and Bono are now all alone. She has Bono tied to a chair. She slowly wraps a blindfold around his eyes, humming "Love is Blindness"

Bono: "Oh, is this really necessary, I'm afraid of the dark!"

Ana: "Don't be afraid, I'll take care of you baby! " (She caresses his cheeks and kisses his lips. Leaned against his chest, she can feel his heart rate accelerate!)

Bono, now totally blinded, hears Ana's footsteps leaving him.

Bono: "No, don't leave me, where are you going?"

Ana: "Don't worry, I'll be right back. I want you, and I can't stay away. You just sit tight and wait. I promise I'll spend plenty of time with you." She laughs wickedly, her catch secured, her dream come true!

Bono: "Hey! Hey!" No answer. He mumbles to himself. "Sit tight. Huh. I'm blindfolded and tied to a chair. Can't get much tighter than that!"



[This message has been edited by *Stormy* (edited 02-27-2002).]

 

[Ana]

Originally posted by *Stormy*:
Ana: "Don't be afraid, I'll take care of you baby!

Bono: "No, don't leave me, where are you going?"

Ana: "Don't worry, I'll be right back.

hehe

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Love is not... What you're thinking of...

 

[*Stormy*]

HAHA PERFECT illustrations Ana!

Here's another one- meanwhile.....

 

[daisybean]

*Daisy, her dogs, and the boys enter the PLEBA mansion.*

Paul:Um, I've never been here before, it's kinda, well, um scary.
Daisy:It's Okay Paul, I know not many mansions are covered wall to wall with pictures of our boys. Oop, look out below don't trip over poor Mona. She was putting up pictures from Time magazine, got overcome and passed out.
Paul:Is she OK *looks at a passed out, smiling Mona*
Daisy: Oh yeah, she's just taking a nappie *giggle*
*The all go into the PLEBA TV Room, where they find Bono tied to a chair*
Daisy: Omigod, Omigod, he is tied up and blindedfolded EEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP
*Thud*
Edge: *bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssh*
Adam: See Paul, they drop like flies around here, no biggie.
Paul: If you say so Adam, we need to get Bono out of here, he has to perform tonite.
*The suddenly hear a noise behind them and turn around to see.....*

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Daisy

and you become the monster
so the monster will not break you

Bonobono is a gentle boy

[This message has been edited by daisybean (edited 02-27-2002).]

 

[Ana]

*walking down the staircase*

*sigh and mumbles* Guess I won't have my private party with Bono.

Daisy: Hey, Ana! What's up with him? *points towards Bono*
Ana: Ummm... We where just playing... cops and robbers *grins* You can tell who's the cop
Adam: He always gets to be the cop *fumes*

 

[daisybean]

Paul: Ladies, we really do need to get Bono out of here, he's gotta perform at the grammys tonite.

*While Ana and Daisy decide on Paul's request*

Adam: How come PLEBA girls are only after my pants? I have a brain, a heart, nine feet of ....

Edge: *bluuuuuuuuuussh*

Larry: *snarl* Adam, be quiet, you know you can't talk like that in here.

Adam: Sorry

Ana: Okay, we'll let Bondage Fun Bono go under a few conditions...

Paul: Uh Oh

Daisy: Item 1: They have to sing to Mullen-Girl, she's sick, and writing stories is hard work, and we all want her to get better.

Paul: That's not too bad, OK

Ana: Item 2: I get to keep Bondage Fun Bono for 1 hour.

Paul: Um, I dunno

Daisy: Do you or do you not want them to play tonite?

Paul: Fine fine, 1 hour, no more

Daisy: Finally, we want them to dress up in Discoteque garb and perform for the PLEBA girls

Larry: *snarl* not again, that was so 5 years ago.

Edge: Shut up Larry, or we may never got Bono back

Adam: Only if I can be the cop

Daisy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO We want Bonocop.

Paul: Fine, they'll do it.

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Daisy

and you become the monster
so the monster will not break you

Bonobono is a gentle boy

[This message has been edited by daisybean (edited 02-27-2002).]