martha
Blue Crack Supplier
The Scene: The kitchen at Martha's house. 7:30 am. She's just managed to break five ceramic cereal bowls and a Pyrex bowl, shattering them all over the floor. The TV is on, tuned to VH-1, just in case. The Man comes wandering out, awakened by the racket. He watches barefoot and sleepy as Martha starts picking up the pieces.
The Man: Hey, there's a U2 video on.
Martha: Oooh, I've been waiting for this.
(They sit down and watch. Martha fills The Man in on the whole Electrical Porn thing, and mentions that the director is Dutch, which she thinks explains a lot about the video.)
The Man: Larry's in it because he looks Dutch.
Martha: (cracks up)
The Man: Besides, Adam's the porn star in the band.
Curtain.
The Man: Hey, there's a U2 video on.
Martha: Oooh, I've been waiting for this.
(They sit down and watch. Martha fills The Man in on the whole Electrical Porn thing, and mentions that the director is Dutch, which she thinks explains a lot about the video.)
The Man: Larry's in it because he looks Dutch.
Martha: (cracks up)
The Man: Besides, Adam's the porn star in the band.
Curtain.
had starred in it.
