Bono sat with his children in his living room watching cartoons. Bono liked his children and all but the cartoons were melting his brain!
He fell into bed later on. His children really gave him a workout! That and the brain melting cartoons made him at once fall asleep.............
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Bono woke up. He screamed when he saw where he was. He was in a cartoon bed in a cartoon house. He had a sponge bottom with pants. There were 2 tiny feet sticking out from under them. A cartoon director dude came in.
"Spongebono, the show is about to start. Get in your place." the director said.
"WHAT??!! WHAT SHOW??!!" Bono yelled.
"Spongebono Squarepants, stupid," the director said. Bono?s eyes widened. It was one of those brain melting TV. shows! He was the main character! He stood near his door because he did know what he was supposed to do but he was going to make the show at least a little interesting.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea??" "SPONGEBONO SQAREPANTS!!!!!".............
Spongebono comes out of his pineapple.
Spongebono:"Oh shut up sea dude who is singing that awful tune.
Sea dude: But it?s yer theme song!
Spongebono: I don?t need one! I CAN SING BETTER THAN YOU! GO AWAY!
The sea dude stalks away.
The show begins.
Spongebono comes out of his pineapple.
Spongebono: It?s a beautiful day! Too bad I can?t go jelly fishing! Wait! What am I saying??
A pink dude with Larry?s head comes out of a seashell home next to Spongebono?s. Spongebono stares at the figure.
pink figure: HI SPONGEBONO!!!
Spongebono: Larry??
Larry: No my name is Larryrick! WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAA I thought you would know that! We?re best friends! WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Larryrick jumps up and down and wails.
Spongebono: It?s ok er......Larryrick. DON?T CRY!
Larryrick stops wailing slowly.
Larryrick: I want to go to work with you!
Spongebono: You can?t! It?s my job! Go jelly fishing!
They hear the sound of off key guitar playing coming from Spongebono?s other neighbor?s house.
Larryrick: Squinedge is scaring all the jellyfish away!
Spongebono: Squinedge?
Squinedge is seen through the window. It?s a blue body with the Edge?s head. He is playing his guitar like he doesn?t know how to.
Spongebono:Owch! Doesn?t Edge know how to play? He?s in my band!
Larryrick: Who?s Edge? This is Squinedge. He doesn?t know how to play period! SHUT UP SQUINEDGE!
Squinedge: You! You?re screaming and wailing outside my window!
Larryrick: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Spongebono: You?re scaring all the jellyfish!!!!
Squinedge: So?
Spongebono: So, I thought you would care about your band mate!
Squinedge and Larryrick: What band mate?
Spongebono: We are in a band called U2!!!
Squinedge: I am not in a band! I?m planning to start one though. We will be the biggest band of the oceans! With my beautiful playing, that should be easy!
Larryrick: What beautiful playing? I CAN PLAY BETTER THAN YOU!!!
Squinedge:Suuuuuurrrrrrrreeeeeeee
Meanwhile, Spongebono is sneaking away.
Spongebono
to himself)What is this?? Bad playing? Not in a band? Larry plays drums! Edge, Larry, and I are in a band called U2! And Adam.....where is he anyway??
A sound from a distance: SPONGEBONO YOU ARE 1 HOUR LATE FOR WORK! YOU ARE MAKING ME LOSE LOTS AND LOTS OF PRECIOUS MONEY!!!!
Spongebono: Great I?m late for my job. Um what do I do again??
Larryrick: You work at The Krusty Krab making Krabby Patties!!!
Spongebono:What in the hell are Krabby Patties??
Larryrick rolls his eyes.Larryrick: Since you don?t know what to do, can I have your job?
Spongebono
curious about what he has to do): NO IT?S MY JOB IN WHICH I?M GOING TO RIGHT NOW! Teach Edge how to play guitar so you two can practice drums and guitar together please?
Larryrick: What drums?
Spongebono: Forget it.
He heads to The Krusty Krab. He goes in the door.
The boss: SPONGEBONO MY BOY YOU ARE 1 HOUR AND 20 MINUTES AND 34 SECONDS LATE!!! YOU?RE MAKING ME LOSE MY PROFIT!
Spongebono just stares. It?s a red crab in a uniform with Adam?s head. He?s smoking a cigarette.
Adam Krabs: DON?T JUST STAND THERE! GET TO WORK!
Spongebono: Aren?t we band mates? We would never order each other around like this!
Adam Krabs:<takes poof out of cigarette>We aren?t band mates me boy. I don?t know where you are getting these foolish ideas from! NOW START MAKING THOSE KRABBY PATTIES!!
Spongebono walks to kitchen.
Spongebono
to himself) what is this?? Of course we are band mates! WE ARE BAND MATES! Now how do I do this?
Adam Krabs from counter: HURRY UP! MAKE 10 CRABBY PATTIES!
Spongebono gets a pail of crab meat and makes them into patties. He puts them on the griddle.
Spongebono: Ok how do I turn this thing on?
He tries every knob nearby and none of them work. He finally finds it and turns it on full blast. The patties get burned. Spongebono takes 10 rolls and puts the patties in them and hands them to Adam Krabs.
Adam Krabs: WHAT IN BLAZES IS THIS BOY?? I ASKED FOR YOUR SPECIAL KRABBY PATTIES NOT THIS RUBBISH! I?M GOING TO HAVE TO FIRE YOU!
Spongebono: You can?t fire me! I?m your friend! Band Mate! We are in a band called U2 I tell ya!!!!
Adam Krabs throws Spongebono out.
Spongebono: I TELL YOU I?M BONO! YOU?RE ADAM! WE ARE IN A BAND TOGETHER!
Sandy, the squirrel comes up to Sponge bono.
Sandy: Wake up wake up you?re having a bad dream.
Bono sits up bolt straight. Ali is gently rocking him.
Ali: You had a bad dream. Are you alright?
Bono: We are canceling Nickelodeon tomorrow!
This is crackin'!!
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Zooming in
Zooming out
Nothing I can't do without
A lens to see it all up close
Magnifying what no one knows
Never in company
Never alone
No car alarm
No cellular phone - Adam Clayton / Passengers
***Sparky's Whore***
RSOC's Sparky Shrine
[This message has been edited by CatDubh (edited 10-18-2001).]
Let's have fun and promote Bono too!
