Originally posted by elizabeth:
HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ALL OF YOUR MOST SACRED PLEBAN VOWS????
From the book of PLEBA:
3. Thou shalt obsess over all things U2.
and...
2. Thou shalt covet the pants.
and most importantly...
1. Know that in thou lust and obsession over U2, thy will be confronted by the unbelievers and the disbelievers and the unenlightened masses of the world who do not yet bask in the glory of the love and joy associated with all things U2. Therefore it is thou sacred duty to abide by these vows that thy hast here sworn to uphold and to these thy must remain true. In the face of confrontation and condemnation from those that question obession, lust, adoration, desire, and need in all of its forms, thou may answer in these words: "Too Much Is Not Enough." Thus, they will know thou art of PLEBA.