vertigo Tour(the name sucks so much)

[shaun vox]

why u2 why ! why do you do this to me

like elevation tour was not bad enough now we have to live with the vertigo tour!!!!!

its so fucking embarrassing being a u2 fan these days!



dont say "whats in a name" why dont you name your child vertigo

 

[Axver]

dont say "whats in a name" why dont you name your child vertigo

So this tour is your child?

Oh, right. It's so obvious. I can't believe I didn't know earlier.

 

[shaun vox]

ok we all know how funny you are!!

 

[Zooropean103]

Well, this name is not the most original they could invent, but if it will catch the feeling of the concerts I will buy this idea


Remember, it always could been ATOMIC TOUR or BOMB TOUR...

 

[typhoon]

Or the "U2 Fans Have Small Penises World Tour 2005."

 

[what a bomb!]

they could of named it "I went to see U2 and all I got was this lousy t-shirt tour!" lol

 

[bono_man2002]

Why not 'Return Of The Kings Tour'

I hope opening night bootlegs title their bootlegs that!

 

[Popmartijn]

Thankfully it's not called something stupid like "Use Your Illusion Tour", or "(Re)Load Of Shit Tour".

 

[sallycinnamon78]

What is the big fucking deal, exactly? It doesn't matter to me if it's called the Shit In A Box And Throw It At The Person Next To You tour - as long as they play, I'm happy.

Christ on a friggin' BIKE .

 

[ramblin rose]

Doesn't some of this ever get old?

 

[one4u2]

What is the big fucking deal, exactly? It doesn't matter to me if it's called the Shit In A Box And Throw It At The Person Next To You tour - as long as they play, I'm happy.

Christ on a friggin' BIKE .

 

[ZeroDude]

What is the big fucking deal, exactly? It doesn't matter to me if it's called the Shit In A Box And Throw It At The Person Next To You tour - as long as they play, I'm happy.

Christ on a friggin' BIKE .

That ones of the best uses of the English language I've ever saw. It's true I don't give two shits what it's called

 

[Flying FuManchu]

Don't like the tour name but what can you do... They want to sell more IPODS, so more power to them...

 

[mikal]

Doesn't some of this ever get old?

yes. extremely.......

 

[yimou]

Or the "U2 Fans Have Small Penises World Tour 2005."

Have you been talking to my girlfriend ?

 

[U2 addict]

Have you been talking to my girlfriend ?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Thankfully it's not called something stupid like "Use Your Illusion Tour", or "(Re)Load Of Shit Tour".

ZING!

In the what's in a name category... yea s.vox... you're right... i'd never name my kid Vertigo. then again... i wouldn't name him Elevation, PopMart, Zooropa, Zoomerang, ZooTV, LoveTown, Joshua Tree, Conspiracy of Hope, Unforgettable Fire, War, or October either... I might call him Boy from time to time, if it was a he, but I doubt i'd actually name him that either.

as for other names, i came up with a list...
-the perpetualy delayed world tour
-the iTour
-the scent of a new born baby's head tour, sponsored by johnson & johnson
-the taking advantage of having no hockey in america by schedueling extra dates world tour
-the tour

 

[ZeroDude]

Did The Band not do a tour called The Tour

 

[Lucy3011]

What is the big fucking deal, exactly? It doesn't matter to me if it's called the Shit In A Box And Throw It At The Person Next To You tour - as long as they play, I'm happy.

Christ on a friggin' BIKE .

ZING!

In the what's in a name category... yea s.vox... you're right... i'd never name my kid Vertigo. then again... i wouldn't name him Elevation, PopMart, Zooropa, Zoomerang, ZooTV, LoveTown, Joshua Tree, Conspiracy of Hope, Unforgettable Fire, War, or October either... I might call him Boy from time to time, if it was a he, but I doubt i'd actually name him that either.

as for other names, i came up with a list...
-the perpetualy delayed world tour
-the iTour
-the scent of a new born baby's head tour, sponsored by johnson & johnson
-the taking advantage of having no hockey in america by schedueling extra dates world tour
-the tour

Both of you

 

[Marusa]

Like it really matters what the name is....

and btw Vertigo is not that bad!

 

[TheFlyOnTheWall]

why u2 why ! why do you do this to me

like elevation tour was not bad enough now we have to live with the vertigo tour!!!!!

its so fucking embarrassing being a u2 fan these days!

Agree!

 

[ponkine]

why u2 why ! why do you do this to me

like elevation tour was not bad enough now we have to live with the vertigo tour!!!!!

its so fucking embarrassing being a u2 fan these days!

Well I feel the same way my friend

finally time is giving me right do you remember when I said - and I was offended by many fans like sleep over jack and many other ones - "Elevation Tour II" ?... who was right ?

PLEASE

 

[sallycinnamon78]

That ones of the best uses of the English language I've ever saw. It's true I don't give two shits what it's called

Yeah, doing 2 degrees and a PhD has obviously improved my language skills!!

I really don't give two hoots what the tour's called, and I find it hard to comprehend why anyone else is so bothered by it. There is obviously nothing more important in life than the name of a tour. Sod the music and the band, sod the fans... IT'S ALL ABOUT THE NAME! After all, that's why we love U2 isn't it, because we like their name, not their music. I'm going back to my padded cell now

 

[sallycinnamon78]

Or the "U2 Fans Have Small Penises World Tour 2005."

Or, in my case, NO penis.

 

[Popmartijn]

You mean, none at all?
Does that mean that you are, gasp, a girl?

 

[sallycinnamon78]

I hate to tell you this... but yes.

 

[Popmartijn]

OK.

 

[sallycinnamon78]

Have you been talking to my girlfriend ?

Luke... I am your girlfriend.

 

[gareth brown]

U2 fans are just NEVER satisfied are they?!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

the chicks with dicks world tour