Sometimes You Can't Pay It On Your Own

[Erin go bragh]

Broke.....
Your ticket sales are a joke
You're tellin me and everyone, we'll have first poke....

You don't have to feed us a lie
You don't have to always be right
Let us take some of the GA tix tonight

Listen to us now
We need to let you know
You don't have to go to our show

And it's we when you look in your wallet
And it's we when you can get to our show


Sometimes you can't pay it on your own.


We play
All the place
We and they, its ok
Its a rich mans game

I don't need
I dont need to hear you say
If it weren't for tickemaster
You'd like us a whole lot more

Listen to us now
We need to let you know
You don't have to go to our show

And it's we when you look in your wallet
And it's we when you can't come to our show

Sometimes you can't pay it on your own

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I know we don't talk
And you're sick of it all

But...you...won't....hear....me....when....we.....siiiiiiiing
You're the reason we sing (allegedly)
You're the reason whyyyyy we're rich as hell
We're stylin now
Still we got to let you know
Poor fan does not make us dough
Don't pay to see our show

And it's we when you look in your wallet
And it's we that makes it hard to let go

Sometimes you can't pay it on your own

Sometimes you can't pay it
Best you can do, is to stay put

Sometimes you cant pay it on your own

 

[beatlesboy]

Yep, that's it!

 

[the rockin edge]

you have WAY too much free time

 

[karmic_postmark]

 

[Erin go bragh]

you have WAY too much free time

Haaaahahahahahaha!!!

Actually, I banged that shit out in about 5-10 minutes at work.

That explains the suck level of it, but still.....pretty damn funny if I do say so myself.

 

[stevec]

After 13 hours of sitting in front of this PC, that my friend is THE funniest thing I've seen today.

Thanks for the laugh 'cause oh boy I needed it!

 

[yimou]

funny

 

[snutes1]

Awesome

 

[AtomicBono]

But...you...won't....hear....me....when....we.....siiiiiiiing
You're the reason we sing (allegedly)
You're the reason whyyyyy we're rich as hell

Best. Line. Ever. I can just imagine Bono singing and then some random guy interjecting, "allegedly." Brilliance. 4 and a half gold stars for you

 

[joe84780]

Very fitting! Touche!

 

[xana dew]

bravo!~

 

[Jamila]

Unfortunately - it fits the mood of the day.

Still funny, though.

Broke.....
Your ticket sales are a joke
You're tellin me and everyone, we'll have first poke....

You don't have to feed us a lie
You don't have to always be right
Let us take some of the GA tix tonight

Listen to us now
We need to let you know
You don't have to go to our show

And it's we when you look in your wallet
And it's we when you can get to our show


Sometimes you can't pay it on your own.

 

[slapshot]

Good God, did I need that! Funniest post ever, man...

C.

 

[Erin go bragh]

Sorry, but I must self indulge and bump my own thread to feed my ever thirsting ego.

Actually, I just want others to share in the humor of this......

So, here we go.........BUMP