While we're doing Vertigo Tour memories, here's one of No Spoken Words' parodies from the first Washington DC show. I love this.
I know an Axver.
An Axver like no other.
He got soul soul soul, sweet soul, and he give me Tim-Tams to eat.
Shows me U2 statistics when there's none to see
Talks to Timothius about Rugby
But for the First Time
I feel...um....something purely platonic
I have a Chizip, when I'm an interference user in need
I spend my whole life posting, he spends his joking with Queen Bee
I feel myself on the blue crack
I just log off, but always do come back
But for the first time, I feel addicted to something.
My Father is a rich man
He wears a rich man's cloak
Then I went to 12 U2 concerts (in 6 months)
Now we're both friggin broke
He said "you used to have money"
"and there are many U2 shows to see"
but I got into the ellipse
and for that I had to cash in a CD
Yeah I cashed in a CD
For the First Time
For the First Time
For the First Time
I'm filing Chapter 11
No Spoken Words