This is from NME, that bastion of responsible journalism... and I apologize for the language, I'll clean it up as best possible...
LIAM GALLAGHER wants to do LIVE 8 just to annoy ROBBIE WILLIAMS .
Oasis are unable to play the charity event on July 2, but their singer says he’s dreamed off doing it just to humiliate his old rival.
“I'd love to. Y'know why I'd love to do that gig?” he told Canada's Chart Magazine. "First of all, it's f***ing awareness and all that stuff. I just love to go on and do four f***ing songs and really f***ing rip it up. Come in and f***ing bang it with f***ing four of your classics.
”And then walk off, and f***ing flick Robbie Williams in the eye and say: ‘Follow that you d**k!’"
However there will be no fisticuffs as Oasis will be playing the City Of Manchester Stadium on the same day as part of their current UK tour.