Hawaii, April 8th (and 9th?) - Aloha Stadium! - Part VII

[Carmelu2fan]

Am afraid not. Soooper Seeeeeeeeekrit Rail Skank Sekrets will be shared during this party that require full membership. Moreover, this is the Southeast Michigan Chapter meeting.

mmmk,
I guess I will have to throw my own...Rail Skank in Traning party


Come one Come all
To the 1st annual Rail Skank in Training meeting
we will start off with roll call
then we will recite the Rail Skank Pleadge of Alligence.

 

[u2forlife]

Come one Come all
To the 1st annual Rail Skank in Training meeting
we will start off with roll call
then we will recite the Rail Skank Pleadge of Alligence.

Does it go something like...I pledge allegiance to the Skanks of the United....

 

[Carmelu2fan]

Yeah, who is?



How much did you spend on said skank tops? You only need one (so far)

Only one but
it cost $60 dollars


If you see it you would understand it is totally worth it.

 

[Miroslava]

Well Headquarters has a "So You Wanna Be a Rail Skank Starting Kit" that we can send on to you.

Topics of discussion:

1. Shirt Selection and What it Says About You as a Person

2. Pogoing and is Effect in Bra Selection

3. What Every Rail Skank Must Know About GA Camping.

4. Shoe Selection: So Your Shoes do Not Match Your Shirt, You're Forgiven.

And well, other soooper seeeekrit topics.

 

[Carmelu2fan]

Does it go something like...I pledge allegiance to the Skanks of the United....

it continues as follows...
Of the United SLUTS of America

 

[Thora]

Send one my way. I have to prepare for the future!

 

[nurse chrissi]

Well Headquarters has a "So You Wanna Be a Rail Skank Starting Kit" that we can send on to you.

Topics of discussion:

1. Shirt Selection and What it Says About You as a Person

2. Pogoing and is Effect in Bra Selection

3. What Every Rail Skank Must Know About GA Camping.

And well, other soooper seeeekrit topics.

so you've decided to skip the book idea in favor of a starter kit?

sounds like you've got an in with UPS now so start up costs should be low

 

[u2forlife]

Only one but
it cost $60 dollars

WHAT??? That's the price of a GA! You won't have any money left over for your Rail Skanking Kit

 

[Miroslava]

so you've decided to skip the book idea in favor of a starter kit?

sounds like you've got an in with UPS now so start up costs should be low

Well no. You suggested I write a book on how to get a dance with Bono. This is only phase one. Phase two is:

The Rail Skank's Guide to Dancing with Bono















And hmm Hans... this is a big long running joke around here. Don't be too scared.

 

[nurse chrissi]

Well no. You suggested I write a book on how to get a dance with Bono. This is only phase one. Phase two is:

The Rail Skank's Guide to Dancing with Bono

I believe you're right - that would be advanced level reading

and the third phase could be entitled "Communicating with Your Band Member of Choice During a Concert"

probably should have an instructional video as well

 

[Miroslava]

I believe you're right - that would be advanced level reading

and the third phase could be entitled "Communicating with Your Band Member of Choice During a Concert"

probably should have an instructional video as well

Oh, yes. I hadn't gotten that far into my planning, but that is indeed also a Master Skank level topic...

Good one. Might have to give you royalties on that one. I am only qualified to provide instruction in regard to Bono and Adam, but April can provide guest expertise in relation to Larry. She got a stick from him during Elevation AND a half a wave and gruffy smile at the first Detroit show.

 

[tryan101]

probably should have an instructional video as well

*offers to film instructional video and other such services as deemed necesary

 

[Carmelu2fan]

WHAT??? That's the price of a GA! You won't have any money left over for your Rail Skanking Kit

I know, I will have to manage my money a bit more carefully.
But like Miro mentioned I needed the PERFECT blouse. This skank top has a push up bra built in!! It will hold the ta -ta's and show them off also

 

[Miroslava]

Though for the record, I don't think any of my known skank shirts cost more than $20.00 , lots of them under $15.00 including the Chicago and Cleveland ones.

New York and Co. sales
H&M



That.damn.commercial

*offers to film instructional video and other such services as deemed necesary

Thanks, I will probably ask you and U2RMW to submit bids and proposals when the time comes.

 

[Imarocker]

instead of wearing a skank top just put on a bikini top, that will get there attention...

 

[Miroslava]

Not true for all girls, myself included. In any case, attention? aybe. Good attention? Not necessarily.






New thread coming up.

 

[nurse chrissi]

perhaps you and April should co-author that section - anyone that can get Larry to even show a glimmer of what could pass for happiness is a supreme master skank

I also think that the section "Getting to Know Your Road Crew" is often overlooked but extremely essential (should come with flash-cards)


now have to pay bills and run errands

 

[Lila64]

Off topic, but if anyone would like to visit the thread I started It has NOTHING to do with SKANKS

http://forum.interference.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=152554

 

[Miroslava]

Agreed. A Half ass wave and gruff smile from Bono?

Boy do you suck as a rail skank.

A half ass wave and gruff smile from Larry?

Man, you freaking rock!




Ok, closing


They're playing that Boston song