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You can have shirtless Larry!!!I'll take my sweaty slide guitar Edge.
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You can have shirtless Larry!!!I'll take my sweaty slide guitar Edge.
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Whoo! Deal.
Nice profile pic, BTW. Edge's expression makes me laugh.
Nice profile pic, BTW. Edge's expression makes me laugh.
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It makes me laugh too! 
He's adorable!
He's adorable!
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This one is a must.
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And here... *drumroll* is my list of why Bono is attractive, which quickly turned into a list of reasons to love him. 
I know I cheated by going by eras, and I left a lot out. Of course.
101 Reasons Why Bono IS/Was Attractive
BOY/OCTOBER/WAR ERA
1. That fuzzy hair that I want to muss up
2. His youthful onstage energy
3. His raw, untamed singing voice
4. The dance with the girl during 11 O’Clock Tick Tock, Red Rocks
5. His boots at Red Rocks
6. His awful but endearing dance moves
7. The clear Irish accent still in his voice *swoon*
8. He was just so young, it kind of invokes protection instincts in me, even though he was much older than me at the time.
9. All the butt shots that Red Rocks contained.
10. That scream at the beginning of New Year’s Day. “YYYEEEEEAAAAAH-EEEAAAH!”
UNFORGETTABLE FIRE/CONSPIRACY OF HOPE ERA
11. His boots, again.
12. The mullet. I love it.
13. His singing voice was even MORE handsome then.
14. The dance with the girl during Bad at Live Aid.
15. His body back then… was just so admirable… not like it isn’t now, but there’s something about the early years… mmmmm
16. The sexy performance of Help on CoH
17. His passion in singing.
18. The “Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh’s” he sang in Invisible Sun on CoH
19. The Pride video
20. His eyes in the Pride video…
JOSHUA TREE/RATTLE AND HUM ERA
21. HIS HAIR. Long, brown, and silky.
22. The Streets video. Especially the parts where he’s shaking his hair around.
23. With or Without You live on Rattle And Hum.
24. His unrestrained screaming at the end of One Tree Hill
25. Those muscly arms.
26. His speaking voice- most beautiful accent EVER
27. Whenever he was shirtless…
28. All the sweat when he was performing, like in Bad on Rattle And Hum
29. His earrings.
30. Okay, he had the body of an angel at this time too.
31. The Sunday Bloody Sunday speech- I’m sorry, but I think angry Bono is hot
32. The cat call thing and grunting made before Exit was performed live
33. His deep blue eyes in pictures such as
34. His legs were pretty nice too…
35. The scat singing frenzy at the end of One Tree Hill live from the Point Depot
36. His seriousness/earnestness in interviews
37. His humorous anecdotes
ZOO TV ERA
38. Three words- Shiny. Black. Pleather.
39. The Fly shades
40. His dyed black hair
41. Whenever he wore T-shirts, such as in this pic
42. His devil-may-care attitude
43. When he pulled the camera along his body in Until The End of the World, Zoo TV Sydney
44. His lyrics becoming more provocative- “Give me one last chance, and I’m gonna make you sing…”
45. He became funnier than ever in interviews.
46. Mr. MacPhisto’s sexy British accent
47. MacPhisto’s sexy harmonica playing
48. When he had the white face makeup on, it brought out the blue of his eyes
49. His arm movements in MacPhisto guise. *THUD*
50. The glittery gold platform boots.
51. His sexy moving onstage.
52. Mouth movements during The Fly, Zoo TV Sydney
53. All the scat-singing ever done in shows, especially during Mysterious Ways
54. His preference for black clothes
55. How he was just DRIPPING in sweat during Stay and Daddy’s Gonna Pay For Your Crashed Car, Zoo TV Sydney
56. When he took his jacket off at the beginning of Satellite of Love, Zoo TV Sydney, and sweat had soaked through his shirt
57. Where The Streets Have No Name, Zoo TV Sydney.
58. When he dragged the girl’s hand down his face during the Love Is Blindness dance, Zoo TV Sydney
59. When he walked down the catwalk towards the B stage with one arm sticking out, Zoo TV Sydney
60. The falsetto on Bad, Zoo TV Dublin
61. The falsetto on Can’t Help Falling In Love
POPMART ERA
61. The bouncy bubble pants
62. The bubble jacket
63. Some of his shades designs were pretty cool
64. When HE wore T-shirts…
65. HIS ARMS. GAAAH.
66. If You Wear That Velvet Dress, Jools Holland version
67. That although his public image was a badass Pop tart, the soul of the music still shone through when he sang (specific performances- Pride and One from PopMart Mexico City)
68. The shouts of MOOOOOOOOOOFOOOOOOOOOOOO at the beginning of every PopMart concert
69. His body was fit, lean, and mean.
70. At the end of All I Want Is You, PopMart Mexico City- “AND THEY COULD NEVER TEAR US APART! AND THEY WILL NEVER TEAR US APART!”
71. The hat worn for the Staring At The Sun music video
72. The gif that I cant find with him shaking his head in this REALLY hot way
73. His bouncing around, mock-boxing at the beginning of PopMart concerts
74. These lyrics in Do You Feel Loved- “With my fingers as you want them, with my nails under your hide, with my teeth at your back and my tongue to tell you the sweetest lies…”
ELEVATION/VERTIGO ERA
75. His hair during Elevation.
76. His soulful eyes
77. The jackets he wore on Elevation
78. The cries at the beginning of Streets from Slane- “ALL I WANT IS YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUOOOOOOOOH…”
79. His movements during Elevation, the tour opener
80. His voice was Heaven-sent.
81. When he pulled the girl onstage and lay down with her during WOWY, Boston Elevation
82. “Compromise, it’s not a dirty word” during Sunday Bloody Sunday performances
83. The bullfights in Until The End of the World
84. How good he looked with a guitar
85. His drumming in Love And Peace Or Else live
86. When he kissed his band members onstage
87. His performance with Kylie Minogue
360 ERA
88. THE LEATHER.
89. His short hair
90. Leather butt shots…
91. When he lay down onstage during Crazy Tonight
92. When he took his shades off in Minniapolis
93. His grunting before Mysterious Ways
94. When he flipped people off at some of the European shows after Turin
95. His shout at the beginning of the Cape Town show- “AAAFRICAAAA!”
96. His microphone movements in EBTTRT
97. His finger-twitching when he’s sitting still
98. His smile
99. The band introductions throughout the tour
100. The glowing suit of lights *MEGA DROOL*
101. His swinging from the steering wheel mike
Bono's just always been one of the sexiest men alive, and ther's nothing other men can do about it!
I know I cheated by going by eras, and I left a lot out. Of course.
101 Reasons Why Bono IS/Was Attractive
BOY/OCTOBER/WAR ERA
1. That fuzzy hair that I want to muss up
2. His youthful onstage energy
3. His raw, untamed singing voice
4. The dance with the girl during 11 O’Clock Tick Tock, Red Rocks
5. His boots at Red Rocks
6. His awful but endearing dance moves
7. The clear Irish accent still in his voice *swoon*
8. He was just so young, it kind of invokes protection instincts in me, even though he was much older than me at the time.
9. All the butt shots that Red Rocks contained.
10. That scream at the beginning of New Year’s Day. “YYYEEEEEAAAAAH-EEEAAAH!”
UNFORGETTABLE FIRE/CONSPIRACY OF HOPE ERA
11. His boots, again.
12. The mullet. I love it.
13. His singing voice was even MORE handsome then.
14. The dance with the girl during Bad at Live Aid.
15. His body back then… was just so admirable… not like it isn’t now, but there’s something about the early years… mmmmm
16. The sexy performance of Help on CoH
17. His passion in singing.
18. The “Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh’s” he sang in Invisible Sun on CoH
19. The Pride video
20. His eyes in the Pride video…
JOSHUA TREE/RATTLE AND HUM ERA
21. HIS HAIR. Long, brown, and silky.
22. The Streets video. Especially the parts where he’s shaking his hair around.
23. With or Without You live on Rattle And Hum.
24. His unrestrained screaming at the end of One Tree Hill
25. Those muscly arms.
26. His speaking voice- most beautiful accent EVER
27. Whenever he was shirtless…
28. All the sweat when he was performing, like in Bad on Rattle And Hum
29. His earrings.
30. Okay, he had the body of an angel at this time too.
31. The Sunday Bloody Sunday speech- I’m sorry, but I think angry Bono is hot
32. The cat call thing and grunting made before Exit was performed live
33. His deep blue eyes in pictures such as
34. His legs were pretty nice too…
35. The scat singing frenzy at the end of One Tree Hill live from the Point Depot
36. His seriousness/earnestness in interviews
37. His humorous anecdotes
ZOO TV ERA
38. Three words- Shiny. Black. Pleather.
39. The Fly shades
40. His dyed black hair
41. Whenever he wore T-shirts, such as in this pic
42. His devil-may-care attitude
43. When he pulled the camera along his body in Until The End of the World, Zoo TV Sydney
44. His lyrics becoming more provocative- “Give me one last chance, and I’m gonna make you sing…”
45. He became funnier than ever in interviews.
46. Mr. MacPhisto’s sexy British accent
47. MacPhisto’s sexy harmonica playing
48. When he had the white face makeup on, it brought out the blue of his eyes
49. His arm movements in MacPhisto guise. *THUD*
50. The glittery gold platform boots.
51. His sexy moving onstage.
52. Mouth movements during The Fly, Zoo TV Sydney
53. All the scat-singing ever done in shows, especially during Mysterious Ways
54. His preference for black clothes
55. How he was just DRIPPING in sweat during Stay and Daddy’s Gonna Pay For Your Crashed Car, Zoo TV Sydney
56. When he took his jacket off at the beginning of Satellite of Love, Zoo TV Sydney, and sweat had soaked through his shirt
57. Where The Streets Have No Name, Zoo TV Sydney.
58. When he dragged the girl’s hand down his face during the Love Is Blindness dance, Zoo TV Sydney
59. When he walked down the catwalk towards the B stage with one arm sticking out, Zoo TV Sydney
60. The falsetto on Bad, Zoo TV Dublin
61. The falsetto on Can’t Help Falling In Love
POPMART ERA
61. The bouncy bubble pants
62. The bubble jacket
63. Some of his shades designs were pretty cool
64. When HE wore T-shirts…
65. HIS ARMS. GAAAH.
66. If You Wear That Velvet Dress, Jools Holland version
67. That although his public image was a badass Pop tart, the soul of the music still shone through when he sang (specific performances- Pride and One from PopMart Mexico City)
68. The shouts of MOOOOOOOOOOFOOOOOOOOOOOO at the beginning of every PopMart concert
69. His body was fit, lean, and mean.
70. At the end of All I Want Is You, PopMart Mexico City- “AND THEY COULD NEVER TEAR US APART! AND THEY WILL NEVER TEAR US APART!”
71. The hat worn for the Staring At The Sun music video
72. The gif that I cant find with him shaking his head in this REALLY hot way
73. His bouncing around, mock-boxing at the beginning of PopMart concerts
74. These lyrics in Do You Feel Loved- “With my fingers as you want them, with my nails under your hide, with my teeth at your back and my tongue to tell you the sweetest lies…”
ELEVATION/VERTIGO ERA
75. His hair during Elevation.
76. His soulful eyes
77. The jackets he wore on Elevation
78. The cries at the beginning of Streets from Slane- “ALL I WANT IS YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUOOOOOOOOH…”
79. His movements during Elevation, the tour opener
80. His voice was Heaven-sent.
81. When he pulled the girl onstage and lay down with her during WOWY, Boston Elevation
82. “Compromise, it’s not a dirty word” during Sunday Bloody Sunday performances
83. The bullfights in Until The End of the World
84. How good he looked with a guitar
85. His drumming in Love And Peace Or Else live
86. When he kissed his band members onstage
87. His performance with Kylie Minogue
360 ERA
88. THE LEATHER.
89. His short hair
90. Leather butt shots…
91. When he lay down onstage during Crazy Tonight
92. When he took his shades off in Minniapolis
93. His grunting before Mysterious Ways
94. When he flipped people off at some of the European shows after Turin
95. His shout at the beginning of the Cape Town show- “AAAFRICAAAA!”
96. His microphone movements in EBTTRT
97. His finger-twitching when he’s sitting still
98. His smile
99. The band introductions throughout the tour
100. The glowing suit of lights *MEGA DROOL*
101. His swinging from the steering wheel mike
Bono's just always been one of the sexiest men alive, and ther's nothing other men can do about it!
BlueSilkenSky
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And here's a life lesson- no Zoo picspam is complete without an appearance from our favorite Devil!
Thaaaat's a bit more like it.
Thaaaat's a bit more like it.
AnCatKatie
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Holy shit. That's a lot of reasons. ...I kind of want to do one, except after reading that all I can think is arms arms arms arms pretty eyes...
AnCatKatie
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I'll do a short list. Non-numbered.
-The way his eyes are sort of squinchy and align with the angle his nose points down a little at....which aligns with his mouth and his chin too...
-Arms (most noticeable in JT era )
-The little divot in his lower lip
-Sudden extremely happy smiles
-Total sincerity when he's thanking the crowd
-The expression on his face through the entire music video of 'Gloria'
-Pausing during 'Into The Heart' to say hi to a little kid in the crowd
-Improv that more or less tends to work pretty well
-Voice. Voice. Voice. Especially during '81, '84, '86, and '91, to me...
Enough of Bono. Moving on.
Why Edge is (sort of) attractive/interesting to look at:
-He has an adorable smile when he's smiling all of the sudden
-The corners of his eyes align pretty much perfectly with the corners of his mouth
-His pointy face
-singing expression
-His eyes are gorgeous when they're caught by the light.
I'm skipping Adam.
Larry:
-He has equally wonderful arms as Bono's. Actually, his may be better.
-He's just adorable. He has an adorable smile too.
-His nose looks very fun to poke...
-He could at once practically look like a girl and veeery attractive in 1980 and before
-His drumming face is sex.
-The way his eyes are sort of squinchy and align with the angle his nose points down a little at....which aligns with his mouth and his chin too...
-Arms (most noticeable in JT era
)-The little divot in his lower lip
-Sudden extremely happy smiles
-Total sincerity when he's thanking the crowd
-The expression on his face through the entire music video of 'Gloria'
-Pausing during 'Into The Heart' to say hi to a little kid in the crowd
-Improv that more or less tends to work pretty well
-Voice. Voice. Voice. Especially during '81, '84, '86, and '91, to me...
Enough of Bono. Moving on.
Why Edge is (sort of) attractive/interesting to look at:
-He has an adorable smile when he's smiling all of the sudden
-The corners of his eyes align pretty much perfectly with the corners of his mouth
-His pointy face
-singing expression
-His eyes are gorgeous when they're caught by the light.
I'm skipping Adam.
Larry:
-He has equally wonderful arms as Bono's. Actually, his may be better.
-He's just adorable. He has an adorable smile too.
-His nose looks very fun to poke...
-He could at once practically look like a girl and veeery attractive in 1980 and before
-His drumming face
is sex.
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I love that list, Blue. Mmmmm. Let me find my list I did for Edge. 
Edit: I like your lists too, Katie. "I'm skipping Adam."
Mmmmm. Let me find my list I did for Edge. Edit: I like your lists too, Katie. "I'm skipping Adam."
AnCatKatie
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If I start on Adam I end up being disturbed. I could do 'reasons why Adam disturbs me' or 'reasons why Adam is actually quite a wonderful person'...it's not the same...
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I listened to those lyrics really hard the other day and had a major blushfest.
...way to work the innuendo, B.
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I came up with this like, a year ago.
-His green eyes.
-The way his chest hair pops out of shirts.
-The way he generally looked from 1992 -1997.
-His hands.
-The fact that he wears Converse.
-His voice.
-His Irish/Welsh accent.
-The way he moves when he plays guitar.
-The *ahem* bulge in his pants when he wears jeans.
-Facial hair.
-His hair. Yes, his hair. Before he lost it. Circa 1986.
-The earring in his left ear.
-The way he looked in 1997. Popmart. Damn.
-His lips.
-The faces he makes when he plays guitar.
-The muscles in his arms.
-His green eyes.
-The way his chest hair pops out of shirts.
-The way he generally looked from 1992 -1997.
-His hands.
-The fact that he wears Converse.
-His voice.
-His Irish/Welsh accent.
-The way he moves when he plays guitar.
-The *ahem* bulge in his pants when he wears jeans.
-Facial hair.
-His hair. Yes, his hair. Before he lost it. Circa 1986.
-The earring in his left ear.
-The way he looked in 1997. Popmart. Damn.
-His lips.
-The faces he makes when he plays guitar.
-The muscles in his arms.
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Poor Adam! 
That was a good list...it shows close inspection and thoughtfulness
That was a good list...it shows close inspection and thoughtfulness
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Both of you
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I thought mine was pretty detailed, but Blue's was quite extensive and epic! How long did it take you to do that?
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Continuation of spam...just because.
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You guys are cracking me up
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You guys are cracking me up
Whyever so? *innocent*
I like that one. Looks like art.
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You guys are cracking me up
Good, cuz I want to help with the post tour blues!
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^ Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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