Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Onekea. One night she dreamed a lovely dream of a sharp-dressed man, full of life and mischief. But her nasty alarm clock awoke her from her dream, with only a lingering taste of a name on her tongue. "Bon--"
She shuffled off to school, like the good girl she was, but thought about the man from her dream for days and days. She was quite distracted and soon her schoolwork suffered.
Then, one day, on the radio, she heard the name: BON. "Oooooo!" she exclaimed. "That's the man of my dreams!" And soon she developed a wee girlhood crush.
But off in another part of the world, someone was trying to capture her attention. For he had dreamed of a dark haired lass with a sexy and charming Italian accent. He was absolutely smitten. And what's more, he knew she had the entirely wrong name! It wasn't "Bon" at all!
He had learned fairly early in his life that every girl is crazy about a sharp-dressed man, and he determined that this was the way to capture the attention of the girl of his dreams.
"This ought to do it!" he thought, very proud of himself.
When that didn't bring the lovely Onekea to him, he tried again. "Surely this ensemble will capture her attention!" he grinned.
Nothing. "Oh," he thought, snapping his fingers, "she couldn't see my tie!" So he tried again.
When these sharp outfits didn't bring the lovely young lass to him, he tried some more unusual and fetching garments. "One of these will do the trick, surely!"
She shuffled off to school, like the good girl she was, but thought about the man from her dream for days and days. She was quite distracted and soon her schoolwork suffered.
Then, one day, on the radio, she heard the name: BON. "Oooooo!" she exclaimed. "That's the man of my dreams!" And soon she developed a wee girlhood crush.
But off in another part of the world, someone was trying to capture her attention. For he had dreamed of a dark haired lass with a sexy and charming Italian accent. He was absolutely smitten. And what's more, he knew she had the entirely wrong name! It wasn't "Bon" at all!
He had learned fairly early in his life that every girl is crazy about a sharp-dressed man, and he determined that this was the way to capture the attention of the girl of his dreams.
"This ought to do it!" he thought, very proud of himself.
When that didn't bring the lovely Onekea to him, he tried again. "Surely this ensemble will capture her attention!" he grinned.
Nothing. "Oh," he thought, snapping his fingers, "she couldn't see my tie!" So he tried again.
When these sharp outfits didn't bring the lovely young lass to him, he tried some more unusual and fetching garments. "One of these will do the trick, surely!"
: really, stripes? LOL
. HellO. 
*thinks, "I could take this ginger midget down so fast..."*
No, no don't think about food. You have to think about what you can give Onekea for her birthday.. I know...
perfect story of my life, mot! 
