I've been stood up by Bono, along with Erin (eep) and Laura (Stories for Boys).
This was in Lincoln, Nebraska, World AIDS Day 2002. We and maybe 5 other people (very small group) were trying to figure out if Bono was staying at this one hotel and just then we say the Lincoln Towncars and John Sampson. We walked over and said (stupidly) "are you John Sampson?" and he says "I might be....", but we're just stupid and obviously know it's him, so we ask "d'ya think Bono can come out?" and he says "go stand over there". So we run over to the curb he pointed at and stand there all in a row, no one even dares to blink. Then he waves his hand and we shuffle forward and form a little line. Bono comes out and Laura, at the front of the line, hands him the card we wrote and he kisses her on the cheek. Then he greets Erin, then shakes my hand and when he's about to let go, grabs the other hand and says "lookit you!" (b/c I'm wearing like 5 layers of clothing and look utterly rediculous) "...you're so cold!" and he holds my hand for a bit before moving on. Then John says Bono is late and has no time for pictures, so Bono turns around and says "Ladies I will come back for pictures later...I will come back here at five." And we say "here at five?" and he says "here at five". So he leaves and we wait another long day in the freezing December cold. We go back at five, but Bono is not there. John is not there either, and this other security guard says John went to Subway for food so Bono's not allowed to come out. We wait a while, but have to get back to our line for the event. That night, after the event, we go back to the hotel (which is like 1/2 block from the venue) to see if Bono is there. Some annoying people went inside to stalk and snuck onto elevators and such, but just standing outside a hotel is really pushing the "stalking" limit for me, so we wait outside on public property. Eventually, Bono comes out and there's not really a big crowd so a few of us manage to get pics and Laura says "Bono what happened? We were all here at five!" and Bono has the most confused look on his face and then goes "oh....I was here, up there!" Laura replies, "but you said to meet you down here." and this cute look comes on his face and before he can finish apologizing, some crazy fans push us over and basically jump him, but the look on his face said "oh fuck, I'm really sorry."
It was sooo funny. I'm not mad or resentful at all, b/c now I can honestly say I've been stood up by Bono!