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Old 05-18-2005, 08:46 AM   #181
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I was thinking the other day, what if a dyslexic wanted to see Star Wars?
Would the want to after seeing Star Wars: Return of the Shit.
Or is it revenge.. i dunno...
I know im a geek dork, but youll never...EVER catch me at this show.


Ummmm i love u2?? yes i do.
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Old 05-18-2005, 09:03 AM   #182
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Something fun for today

I thought I was posting this on this thread, but ended up starting a new one. Anyway, here's something to laugh about to help make it through this day!

18 is my personal favorite!

Mensa Words

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners:

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

5. Cashtration: (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate's disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon: (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
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Old 05-18-2005, 10:02 AM   #183
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I do # 8 even when I'm not running late!




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Old 05-18-2005, 10:37 AM   #184
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I was thinking the other day, what if a dyslexic wanted to see Star Wars?
Would the want to after seeing Star Wars: Return of the Shit.
Or is it revenge.. i dunno...
I know im a geek dork, but youll never...EVER catch me at this show.


Ummmm i love u2?? yes i do.


Ummmm I am with you, this Star Wars stuff makes me laugh. I just don't get it. Never did, never will.......

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Old 05-18-2005, 10:39 AM   #185
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Old 05-18-2005, 11:02 AM   #186
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Ummmm I am with you, this Star Wars stuff makes me laugh. I just don't get it. Never did, never will.......

Don't dis the Star Wars!!!!!!!!!! I love Star Wars. And this last one looks like it might actually be good!
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Old 05-18-2005, 11:22 AM   #187
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i might catch the midnight show...if i can get a freakin ticket.
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Old 05-18-2005, 11:29 AM   #188
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Don't dis the Star Wars!!!!!!!!!! I love Star Wars. And this last one looks like it might actually be good!
Amen sister!
I'm pickin up my tix on my lunch break!
12:01 AM showing! (sleep? what's that?)
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Old 05-18-2005, 11:45 AM   #189
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Don't dis the Star Wars!!!!!!!!!! I love Star Wars. And this last one looks like it might actually be good!

dis dis dis....may the schwarz be with you all
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Old 05-18-2005, 11:58 AM   #190
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Re: Something fun for today

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Originally posted by jsandys
I thought I was posting this on this thread, but ended up starting a new one. Anyway, here's something to laugh about to help make it through this day!

18 is my personal favorite!

Mensa Words

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners:

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

5. Cashtration: (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate's disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon: (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.


I have hipititus, hehe
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Old 05-18-2005, 12:05 PM   #191
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Amen sister!
I'm pickin up my tix on my lunch break!
12:01 AM showing! (sleep? what's that?)


I think ive proven my point. Case rested.

ps dont forget your pocket protectors.
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Don't dis the Star Wars!!!!!!!!!! I love Star Wars. And this last one looks like it might actually be good!
I love Star Wars too! Although I really hated the prequels...intergalactic tax tariffs? Give me a break Lucas.

I prefer the original ones with sexy Han Solo and the cute ewoks. Those were the days.

The new one is actually quite good, I was completely surprised. I saw it two days ago at a very very private screening with a close friend. I won't see it again (once was enough), but hardcore fans won't be disappointed.
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I love Star Wars too! Although I really hated the prequels...intergalactic tax tariffs? Give me a break Lucas.

I prefer the original ones with sexy Han Solo and the cute ewoks. Those were the days.

The new one is actually quite good, I was completely surprised. I saw it two days ago at a very very private screening with a close friend. I won't see it again (once was enough), but hardcore fans won't be disappointed.
I see weve lost you to the dark side...
although Ham Salad was very sexthy.
...Was it Ham Salad or Sammich, cant remember.
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Old 05-18-2005, 12:52 PM   #194
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I see weve lost you to the dark side...
although Ham Salad was very sexthy.
...Was it Ham Salad or Sammich, cant remember.
Lost me? Darling, I am the Dark Side....


I'm a bitch. (And that's putting it kindly).

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Old 05-18-2005, 01:12 PM   #195
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Lost me? Darling, I am the Dark Side....


I'm a bitch. (And that's putting it kindly).

Sorry, i dont believe you.
Maybe you can BE a bitch,
but you def live up to your name.




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