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Old 12-18-2004, 09:37 AM   #256
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Like I have a choice in the matter.
CHICKEN!!!

Well, this is a big turn off!

Be a man and kick his ass!!!

I swear if this show sucks, Karen and I will both be sending you our bill, including my airline tickets!!!
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Old 12-18-2004, 11:48 AM   #257
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CHICKEN!!!

Well, this is a big turn off!

Be a man and kick his ass!!!

I swear if this show sucks, Karen and I will both be sending you our bill, including my airline tickets!!!


oooooh, Allegra, bad call.
NEVER question the mans masculinity!
He doesnt have to kick his ass to get what he wants.
Jason will do what comes naturally, and what he does best.
He may suprise us yet...

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You said salad....mmmmmmmsalad [/B][/QUOTE]




Yep salad is very healthy ...Mmmmmmm
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Old 12-18-2004, 12:32 PM   #259
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I swear if this show sucks, Karen and I will both be sending you our bill, including my airline tickets!!! [/B][/QUOTE]


Hey! Wait a minute! I am not sendin no one no bills for no reason! I agree with Jase...... Jason will surprise us all. I am going to have a good time no matter what, no matter who shows up, no matter what happens, no matter who is on or off stage....
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I'll help you beat Chas up if you like! [/B][/QUOTE]


Hmmmmm Should I bring the Nerf Crotch bat and the Nerf rocket darts?
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You can't stop me! I have the SCHWARZ!!!


Never fear, for we have Anti-Schwarz Spray....

....now what?
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K. Simpsom:

It is due to your clients history fo DUI's (Drastic Use of Inchicore) that we have made our decision.

I know Mr. Jones has entered a 12 step program but at this point, to my knowlegde he had only completed the following:

1: Admit you a gluttton for attention
2: Mix in a Salad
3: Learn songs of HTDAAB
4: Act like you can play guitar
5: Get a Hop-a-long Bono hat


He still need to achieve sevral milestones including:

-Submit to Chedge
-Roadie for Chedge
- and several others

I'm sure Mr. Jones is working hard to achieve these goals and with a health support group like JT, I'm sure he'll make it


Dave Evans
Inchicore Insurance Group
Liability Claims Dept.
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Lie-ability Claims Department


Mr Evans, etal,

Although we appreciate our business relationship with Inchicore, we feel it necessary to clarify our prior correspondence referring to BB Jones' Doing U2 Impersonation, not Drastic Use of Inchicore as you seem to have indicated in your response. Furthermore, our legal counsel has advised that the Inchicore Ungratification Department (IUD) contract does include a re-negotiaion clause reviewable at any time. That said, and to additionally simplify any future litigation, perhaps an arrangement agreeable to all parties shall be drafted in the form of a special Rider associated with the Inchicore Insurance Contract Agreement. Said IICA Rider can cover such factors as:

-Costume malfunction
-FLS (forgetful lyric syndrome)
-Anti BS
-FAG (fan appreciation gestures)
-Stage antics
-Crazed fan reactions
-Chedge worship

Please let's have our people meet with the Inchicore people as soon as possible. Might the afternoon of December 30 meet approval with your albeit busy holiday schedules?

Thanking you in advance,
K.Simpson

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Do you want my head to EXPLODE?
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Do you want my head to EXPLODE?
That actually was me, Jase...not Gary...
his head exploded a long time ago...
BUWAHAHAHA!
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Inchicore Insurance Group
Lie-ability Claims Department


Mr Evans, etal,

Although we appreciate our business relationship with Inchicore, we feel it necessary to clarify our prior correspondence referring to BB Jones' Doing U2 Impersonation, not Drastic Use of Inchicore as you seem to have indicated in your response. Furthermore, our legal counsel has advised that the Inchicore Ungratification Department (IUD) contract does include a re-negotiaion clause reviewable at any time. That said, and to additionally simplify any future litigation, perhaps an arrangement agreeable to all parties shall be drafted in the form of a special Rider associated with the Inchicore Insurance Contract Agreement. Said IICA Rider can cover such factors as:

-Costume malfunction
-FLS (forgetful lyric syndrome)
-Anti BS
-FAG (fan appreciation gestures)
-Stage antics
-Crazed fan reactions
-Chedge worship

Please let's have our people meet with the Inchicore people as soon as possible. Might the afternoon of December 30 meet approval with your albeit busy holiday schedules?

Thanking you in advance,
K.Simpson



Inchicore Insurance Group,

Where do I sign up for dumbass insurance? and do you cover FIMS? (Foot In Mouth Syndrome)
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Well did Guinness spew forth uncontrollably when this head exploded? Errrr....ahem.....which one was it?
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Well did Guinness spew forth uncontrollably when this head exploded? Errrr....ahem.....which one was it?

It looked more like the scene in 'The Thing', when that dog is like all fucked up, and its like tenticals and shit were all like snakes and me, im like in the scene where all the guys are tied up and are getting their blood checked and the one older dude, who turned out to be fine, was sitting next to a dude who was all 'Thingy' and he goes...'NOW WILL SOMEONE GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA THIS CHAIR!'... or something like that...
you get the idea.
yea.
Just like that.


I said thingy..hehe
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Old 12-18-2004, 10:18 PM   #268
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It looked more like the scene in 'The Thing', when that dog is like all fucked up, and its like tenticals and shit were all like snakes and me, im like in the scene where all the guys are tied up and are getting their blood checked and the one older dude, who turned out to be fine, was sitting next to a dude who was all 'Thingy' and he goes...'NOW WILL SOMEONE GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA THIS CHAIR!'... or something like that...
you get the idea.
yea.
Just like that.


I said thingy..hehe

Ewe ummm like OMG like that is so gross!
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Hmmmmm Should I bring the Nerf Crotch bat and the Nerf rocket darts?

Ah shoot...screw the Nerf...I don't need no stinking Nerfs...

....that's right Chas, you better run!!!
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Inchicore Insurance Group
Lie-ability Claims Department


Mr Evans, etal,

Although we appreciate our business relationship with Inchicore, we feel it necessary to clarify our prior correspondence referring to BB Jones' Doing U2 Impersonation, not Drastic Use of Inchicore as you seem to have indicated in your response. Furthermore, our legal counsel has advised that the Inchicore Ungratification Department (IUD) contract does include a re-negotiaion clause reviewable at any time. That said, and to additionally simplify any future litigation, perhaps an arrangement agreeable to all parties shall be drafted in the form of a special Rider associated with the Inchicore Insurance Contract Agreement. Said IICA Rider can cover such factors as:

-Costume malfunction
-FLS (forgetful lyric syndrome)
-Anti BS
-FAG (fan appreciation gestures)
-Stage antics
-Crazed fan reactions
-Chedge worship

Please let's have our people meet with the Inchicore people as soon as possible. Might the afternoon of December 30 meet approval with your albeit busy holiday schedules?

Thanking you in advance,
K.Simpson


Addendum -

And don't forget that A. Calkins, K. Simpson's personal assistant, will be in attendance at this meeting as well.
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