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Old 12-17-2004, 04:20 PM   #241
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Any questions concerning this can be directed to the Insurance carrier...the agent's name is C. Alm, his number is 1-800-IMA-TOOL

I might have to cancel your policy...... Wait a minute, that's what they want..... check that, I am increasing your coverage!


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Old 12-17-2004, 04:56 PM   #242
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Oh, and Jason--there is nothing wrong with your judgement!

Hmmm....tell that to Mr. Alm
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I have just been informed by the bands insurance carrier that I am not permitted to give lap dances. They said it's too high of risk for injury to myself and the recepient. They are also unsure at this point whether or not I will even be able to leave the stage during this show. It seems I am a high risk client due to my lack of coordination and using bad judgement.

Any questions concerning this can be directed to the Insurance carrier...the agent's name is C. Alm, his number is 1-800-IMA-TOOL


Any questions concerning this can be directed to the Insurance carrier...the agent's name is C. Alm, his number is 1-800-IMA-TOOL

LMAO!


C.alm......dont think so....spaz....yes.

Gotta go...Bambi is on. C.Alm ...Right.
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Hmmm....tell that to Mr. Alm

MEMO TO: Inchicore Insurance Group

ATTN: Mr. Alm, Wannabe Agent

Dear Mr. Alm,

I am writing on behalf of your client, one B.B.Jones, to
advise that there is indeed nothing wrong with his
judgement. If you should have any further questions
regarding this issue, please do not hesitate to contact
us at your earliest convenience.

Yours truly,

B.B. Jones & Associates
K. Simpson-Dept. of Judgement
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Old 12-17-2004, 09:52 PM   #245
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Any questions concerning this can be directed to the Insurance carrier...the agent's name is C. Alm, his number is 1-800-IMA-TOOL

LMAO!


C.alm......dont think so....spaz....yes.

Gotta go...Bambi is on. C.Alm ...Right.
DID YOU SAY BAMBI? Hahahahaha
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DID YOU SAY BAMBI? Hahahahaha

Fuck yea, Bambi.
My faaaaavorite part is seeing Bambi standing up for the first time, all shaking and unsteady.
Its so damn cute!
Kinda reminds me of something......

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BB and I will be there, not sure if we should invite Mike and Ron.

As for Allegras comments..... Are you gonna bring your own brass pole? I dont think Molly's has one.


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WTF?!

Chas, you can't read! Jason's the one on stage here! He's giving me the lap dance and not the other way around! But Jason having his own brass pole sounds interesting!!!

What do ya say girls?! A little stripping might be in order too!!!
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I have just been informed by the bands insurance carrier that I am not permitted to give lap dances. They said it's too high of risk for injury to myself and the recepient. They are also unsure at this point whether or not I will even be able to leave the stage during this show. It seems I am a high risk client due to my lack of coordination and using bad judgement.

Any questions concerning this can be directed to the Insurance carrier...the agent's name is C. Alm, his number is 1-800-IMA-TOOL



Chas,

YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!!!
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MEMO TO: Inchicore Insurance Group

ATTN: Mr. Alm, Wannabe Agent

Dear Mr. Alm,

I am writing on behalf of your client, one B.B.Jones, to
advise that there is indeed nothing wrong with his
judgement. If you should have any further questions
regarding this issue, please do not hesitate to contact
us at your earliest convenience.

Yours truly,

B.B. Jones & Associates
K. Simpson-Dept. of Judgement
Administrative ASSistant

K. Simpsom:

It is due to your clients history fo DUI's (Drastic Use of Inchicore) that we have made our decision.

I know Mr. Jones has entered a 12 step program but at this point, to my knowlegde he had only completed the following:

1: Admit you a gluttton for attention
2: Mix in a Salad
3: Learn songs of HTDAAB
4: Act like you can play guitar
5: Get a Hop-a-long Bono hat


He still need to achieve sevral milestones including:

-Submit to Chedge
-Roadie for Chedge
- and several others

I'm sure Mr. Jones is working hard to achieve these goals and with a health support group like JT, I'm sure he'll make it


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Chas,

YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!!!

I bet you'd like that! Your reverse psychology will not work with me. You cannot use your Jedi mind trick to allure me!

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K. Simpsom:

It is due to your clients history fo DUI's (Drastic Use of Inchicore) that we have made our decision.

I know Mr. Jones has entered a 12 step program but at this point, to my knowlegde he had only completed the following:

1: Admit you a gluttton for attention
2: Mix in a Salad
3: Learn songs of HTDAAB
4: Act like you can play guitar
5: Get a Hop-a-long Bono hat


He still need to achieve sevral milestones including:

-Submit to Chedge
-Roadie for Chedge
- and several others

I'm sure Mr. Jones is working hard to achieve these goals and with a health support group like JT, I'm sure he'll make it


Dave Evans
Inchicore Insurance Group
Liability Claims Dept.

This is total BULLSHIT!!!

Jason, are going to put up with this crap?!

"Submit to Chedge, Roadie for Chedge, ..."

I'll help you beat Chas up if you like!
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I bet you'd like that! Your reverse psychology will not work with me. You cannot use your Jedi mind trick to allure me!

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This is total BULLSHIT!!!

Jason, are going to put up with this crap?!

"Submit to Chedge, Roadie for Chedge, ..."
Like I have a choice in the matter.
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K. Simpsom:

It is due to your clients history fo DUI's (Drastic Use of Inchicore) that we have made our decision.

I know Mr. Jones has entered a 12 step program but at this point, to my knowlegde he had only completed the following:

1: Admit you a gluttton for attention
2: Mix in a Salad
3: Learn songs of HTDAAB
4: Act like you can play guitar
5: Get a Hop-a-long Bono hat


He still need to achieve sevral milestones including:

-Submit to Chedge
-Roadie for Chedge
- and several others

I'm sure Mr. Jones is working hard to achieve these goals and with a health support group like JT, I'm sure he'll make it


Dave Evans
Inchicore Insurance Group
Liability Claims Dept.


[SIZE=3]Hmm, sounds to me like somebody has a wannabe God complex...the desired to be worshiped and bowed to.
But too bad, because you have to be humble first....
as far as Jasons DUI's...
He's just Doing U2 Impressions......Let the man go!!! Now go say 10 hail Mary's for being a weenie.

You said salad....mmmmmmmsalad
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