Canadians in the House!?!

[kafrun]

Aww, Ontario is pink. We're, like, the cutest province evah


I mean

 

[UberBeaver]

Awwww, is Canada making the angwy face. Are you making the angwy face? Come on, make the angwy face, make the cute wittle angry face. You're so mad, you're so viscous, I'm scared, yes I am, I'm so scared of the angwy face.

 

[kafrun]

Awwww, is Canada making the angwy face. Are you making the angwy face? Come on, make the angwy face, make the cute wittle angry face. You're so mad, you're so viscous, I'm scared, yes I am, I'm so scared of the angwy face.

Are you calling us thick?

 

[dianepm]

Don't you just hate it when people purposely try to get a rise out of you? I do.

And we aren't cute! Polite, yes...but not cute!

 

[UberBeaver]

Are you calling us thick?

American school system.


I could never spell those two words.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Awwww, don't mind little Uber, he's just trying to be a big bad american. Yes, you is...yes you is!
He's been practicing real hard you know.

I find it rather endearing.


Mostly, he's just acting out since the Beaver clan decided to kick him out.

 

[kafrun]

American school system.


I could never spell those two words.

Americans..

 

[~BrightestStar~]

See?
Isn't he just adorable!!!

 

[kafrun]

Can we keep him??

 

[UberBeaver]

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

he is a beaver, that is our national animal or something...

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Can we keep him??

Well, he did follow us home.....


Do you promise to take care of him?
....I'm not going to be the one taking him for walks in the snow you know

 

[kafrun]

Well, he did follow us home.....


Do you promise to take care of him?
....I'm not going to be the one taking him for walks in the snow you know

I promise I'll take the bestest care of him

(That is until the novelty wears off, then we'll keep him in a cage, occasionally throwing him some leftover Timmies..)

 

[UberBeaver]

I promise I'll take the bestest care of him

(That is until the novelty wears off, then we'll keep him in a cage, occasionally throwing him some leftover Timmies..)

It'll be just like I'm a kid again! I can't wait! I hear Timmies are delicious.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Just make sure you put a lot of newspaper down... I don't think he's house trained yet

 

[UberBeaver]

I am under the assumption that there will be a box with gravel in it? No? You might want to look into a box with some gravel in it.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

We're going to need a lot of gravel...

 

[~BrightestStar~]

He better be trained to clean that gravel out himself......


Otherwise, he can live outside in his own little beaver house.

 

[UberBeaver]

Is there heat in the beaver house? I don't like the cold. And cable? Maybe a mini-fridge? When can I move in?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

don't we just need to provide you with a river of some sort and a big pile of sticks?

 

[UberBeaver]

It'd be nice if someone built me a heated house with cable and a mini-fridge. That'd be helpful and appreciated. Thanks!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

hold on, I didn;t know there was going to be building and heating and electricity involved, this is getting expensive...

 

[UberBeaver]

You think I'm going to live like some kind of animal? Like a rodent maybe? I thought you people were hospitable! In America we at least give you a guest room (unless you're poor, then you live outside.)

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

pfft... next thing you'll be demanding free health care.

 

[UberBeaver]

Yes, please.

 

[kafrun]

He better be trained to clean that gravel out himself......


Otherwise, he can live outside in his own little beaver house.

Yep, that sounds adequate. We'll give him a broomstick or something to fight off the bears and moose, otherwise they'll be all stealin' his food and we'll be having to buy him more God knows we need to save money anyway, since we'll probably have to get him a little friend to keep him company..

 

[UberBeaver]

Tell me more about this little friend.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

an UberMuskrat maybe

 

[UberBeaver]

 

[~BrightestStar~]

don't we just need to provide you with a river of some sort and a big pile of sticks?

I was thinking a kiddie pool with some noodles would work.