aussie chat thread

[Alisaura]

And Larry likes Westlife. I don't think the members of U2 are helpful for your defence.

Sweetest Thing video. 'Nuff said.

 

[Axver]

I've heard of it. Which is why I don't use public toilets.

I avoid them, but when I must use one, a lot of paper towels over surfaces allays any worries I have.

I swear to God, though, the port-a-loos at U2 gigs were the fucking pits. Those were terrible.

 

[Axver]

all the good things in life, but what no nachos ????

No way was I stopping to find out. The rednecks would've probably quickly killed a nerd like me!

 

[mysterious_jen]

Mum didn't tell me myths like that... I guess I'll carry on naively until I catch syphilis or something... then you can all laugh at me

yes yes i will, and passes the cream for the rash

 

[Axver]

When I was 6, I saw this rhyme written into the wall of a public toilet in California:

"Here I sit all broken hearted
Tried to shit but only farted
So I decided to beat my meat
Sorry I came all over the seat."

I didn't get what it meant back then.
Thank the lord all I did was pee.

That's classic.

And hey, tourist, someone's bitching at you in the original EYKIW thread.

 

[Alisaura]

I swear to God, though, the port-a-loos at U2 gigs were the fucking pits. Those were terrible.

1. Having a hotel room 5 mins from Telstra Dome was awesome.

2. Main reason I have never been to a music festival and probably will never go to one.

 

[the tourist]

Update: Playboy Mansion and Miami are tied.

 

[coolian2]

That's appalling!

 

[the tourist]

That's classic.

And hey, tourist, someone's bitching at you in the original EYKIW thread.

Yeah, I apologized because I can play nice. But yeah, about that toilet, I'm glad I didn't have to crap. I would've slipped right off the seat and not known why!

 

[Alisaura]

No way was I stopping to find out. The rednecks would've probably quickly killed a nerd like me!

Did you see that episode of Top Gear where they drove across the Deep South in a car that had "Man love" painted in pink on the side?

 

[Axver]

1. Having a hotel room 5 mins from Telstra Dome was awesome.

2. Main reason I have never been to a music festival and probably will never go to one.

Hah, yeah, my hotel was the one on the corner of Spencer and LaTrobe. That was so convenient. But I had to use the ones in Brisbane, Sydney, and Auckland. That was horrible.

And I'd never want to go to a music festival just because there's never enough bands I'd care to tolerate the crowds to see.

 

[mysterious_jen]

yes yes i did !!!!!!!!! loved it ali !

 

[the tourist]

yes yes i will, and passes the cream for the rash

know a bit about the rashes, eh?

 

[Alisaura]

Update: Playboy Mansion and Miami are tied.

I like Miami. Let the scorn commence.

 

[Axver]

Did you see that episode of Top Gear where they drove across the Deep South in a car that had "Man love" painted in pink on the side?

NO. That sounds AMAZING. Is it from the latest series that just aired on SBS? Because if it is, one of my friends on the Gold Coast gave me almost all of it on DVD. I just haven't watched much yet.

 

[mysterious_jen]

MIAMMI MY MAMMY



fuckin awesome

 

[coolian2]

I like The Playboy Mansion



















The song

 

[mysterious_jen]

know a bit about the rashes, eh?

:how can i say fuck off im clean in a nice way ??:

 

[Axver]

Both Playboy Mansion and Miami suck. I hope it's a tie.

 

[Alisaura]

And I'd never want to go to a music festival just because there's never enough bands I'd care to tolerate the crowds to see.

That too... although a couple of Big Day Out lineups have looked tempting. And my housemates are going to another one that looks good too... still not enough to make me risk port-a-loos.

 

[the tourist]

I like The Playboy Mansion



















The song

mmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmm. Right.

 

[mysterious_jen]

apologises to tourist, regains composure and moves on.

 

[the tourist]

:how can i say fuck off im clean in a nice way ??:

I think you just did.

 

[Alisaura]

NO. That sounds AMAZING. Is it from the latest series that just aired on SBS? Because if it is, one of my friends on the Gold Coast gave me almost all of it on DVD. I just haven't watched much yet.

I think it aired on SBS about a month ago... I saw a bit of it last time I was at my parents' place, and I think that was the Australia Day weekend.

 

[mysterious_jen]

I think you just did.

 

[Axver]

That too... although a couple of Big Day Out lineups have looked tempting. And my housemates are going to another one that looks good too... still not enough to make me risk port-a-loos.

I'm just glad no band I have wanted to see has been exclusively playing festivals. I think the only way you'd get me to one is if it were something like Anathema/Blackfield/Pure Reason Revolution/Agalloch/Orphaned Land/Porcupine Tree, and that sure as hell won't happen in this part of the world.

 

[coolian2]

That too... although a couple of Big Day Out lineups have looked tempting. And my housemates are going to another one that looks good too... still not enough to make me risk port-a-loos.

There has not been and never will be a Big Day Out lineup strong enough for me to contemplate spending a day with the 40,000 wankers that go to the Auckland Big Day Out.

 

[the tourist]

Ooooh. Shiver me timbers. Tall. Hard. Timbers.

 

[Alisaura]

I think Playboy Mansion and IGWSHA are about tied for my least-faves on Pop.

Sorry folks, back to the smut now

 

[Axver]

I think it aired on SBS about a month ago... I saw a bit of it last time I was at my parents' place, and I think that was the Australia Day weekend.

Ooh, then hopefully it was from the current season! I'll have to give the DVDs a spin tomorrow when I'm not postwhoring or something.