aussie chat thread

[Alisaura]

Do you want my pants too?

I just put a scarf on. I hate the wind. Breeze is good, howling freezing gale, not so.

Only if they're U2-related pants.

If you're cold enough to put a scarf on, you shouldn't have taken your shirt off.

Silly boy.

 

[Axver]

That other smiley looks like it's yawning

And i was so late it was meant to be funny

You were so late it was just lame with an extra dose of lame. Vazza's going to divorce you and stick with just me at this rate. Especially if you keep on liking WITS.

Wait, shit, I just mentioned U2.

 

[mysterious_jen]

I stayed for one night with an American friend in his small apartment which contains six cats (one of whom is insane and gouged me), at least three air purifiers and probably an airconditioner too... they were all running constantly, and the place REEKED of cat... trying to sleep in that place after flying from London was not fun.

I'm not even going to mention the state of the bathroom.

oh my fuckingod.



cats are evil and not in a good way. and dirty bathrooms are worse than cats.

 

[Alisaura]

Holy shit, I just noticed we've passed 100 posts here already. Glad we bailed from the Survivor thread!

And Ali, you beat me to the lame joke!

Move it or lose it.

 

[the tourist]

 

[coolian2]

They can be you too related pants




I'm not thinking straight (or i'm thinking too straight)

 

[mysterious_jen]

Only if they're U2-related pants.

If you're cold enough to put a scarf on, you shouldn't have taken your shirt off.

Silly boy.

scarf and nekkid chest????

 

[Axver]

doesnt give a shite like everyother night !
\


like i said axver bring it baby bring it .

Hey, you're the one who's clearly not cool enough to be in Melbourne.

 

[the tourist]

Everyone watch out! Jen's on the prowl!

 

[coolian2]

You were so late it was just lame with an extra dose of lame. Vazza's going to divorce you and stick with just me at this rate. Especially if you keep on liking WITS.

Wait, shit, I just mentioned U2.

I'm really digging TUF and Passengers right now.


Wait, why are we talking U2 on a sex website?

 

[Alisaura]

That sounds like the start of some really bad C grade horror movie.

Thank god I spent the next few nights in a posh hotel in Atlanta...

... where the toilet kept overflowing.

 

[mysterious_jen]

pats head nighty night....

 

[the tourist]

They can be you too related pants




I'm not thinking straight (or i'm thinking too straight)

Hahaha. I get it. Like you're thinking straight. Like not gay. I get it.

 

[Axver]

I'm really digging TUF and Passengers right now.


Wait, why are we talking U2 on a sex website?

I'm genuinely surprised neither of the following phrases have occurred yet in this thread, what with all the susspotting going on:

- Post proof or retract
- Pictures or it didn't happen

 

[the tourist]

pats head nighty night....

Awww, how nice of you. Suddenly all that sexual tension is gone.

 

[mysterious_jen]

I'm really digging TUF and Passengers right now.


Wait, why are we talking U2 on a sex website?

u2 off season baby .....

 

[Axver]

Thank god I spent the next few nights in a posh hotel in Atlanta...

... where the toilet kept overflowing.

WTF IS UP WITH AMERICAN TOILETS SERIOUSLY.

 

[the tourist]

I'm genuinely surprised neither of the following phrases have occurred yet in this thread, what with all the susspotting going on:

- Post proof or retract
- Pictures or it didn't happen

No one's getting those pictures. Believe you me.

 

[Alisaura]

They can be you too related pants

I'm not thinking straight (or i'm thinking too straight)

 

[mysterious_jen]

Everyone watch out! Jen's on the prowl!

bite anything in range

 

[coolian2]

I'm genuinely surprised neither of the following phrases have occurred yet in this thread, what with all the susspotting going on:

- Post proof or retract
- Pictures or it didn't happen

I was going to, but i really didn't need to give you more ammunition to make me seem more desperate than i am




Although i've gone and fucked it up now

 

[the tourist]

WTF IS UP WITH AMERICAN TOILETS SERIOUSLY.

It could be worse. Could be McGregor's toilet from Trainspotting.

 

[Axver]

No one's getting those pictures. Believe you me.

Is it even legal what you do to your poor guitar?

 

[mysterious_jen]

It could be worse. Could be McGregor's toilet from Trainspotting.

the worst toilet in scotland !

 

[coolian2]

Hahaha. I get it. Like you're thinking straight. Like not gay. I get it.

 

[the tourist]

bite anything in range

I'm shocked you haven't accosted us all for our aim screen names or something.

 

[Alisaura]

I'm genuinely surprised neither of the following phrases have occurred yet in this thread, what with all the susspotting going on:

- Post proof or retract
- Pictures or it didn't happen

I guess those phrases happen a lot in other dodgy threads?

I wouldn't know

 

[mysterious_jen]

Is it even legal what you do to your poor guitar?

LMFAO

 

[Axver]

I was going to, but i really didn't need to give you more ammunition to make me seem more desperate than i am




Although i've gone and fucked it up now

I actually thought it'd be Jen first. You'd just over-enthusiastically leap on the bandwagon.

 

[coolian2]

I'm shocked you haven't accosted us all for our aim screen names or something.

Nice and subtle, well done