aussie chat thread

[the tourist]

heading into dangerous terrritory....

Haha, only if you think it's dangerous.

 

[coolian2]

Too bad they're between the ages of 72 and 74.

See also: my Facebook friends list



And we all know old people can't use computers

 

[Alisaura]

?

Star Trek... Borg...

Never mind.

 

[mysterious_jen]

you grilled your foot???


(office reference )

 

[Axver]

I'm sitting on my bed because it's too cold to sit at the desk.

Ironically, i just burnt my foot on my insanely hot laptop.

Hot, very hawt.

That laptop's going to be the only hot thing going to bed with you though, so take good care of it.

 

[coolian2]

My laptop's actually quite cold.

Jen should help warm that up

 

[Axver]

But i'm an Aucklander, i sip lattes.

Not sheep.

That's right. You sip lattes and fuck sheep.

South of the Bombay Hills, we don't have those weird desires and we'd like you to keep your dirty hands off our lamp chops-to-be.

 

[the tourist]

you grilled your foot???


(office reference )

"I like to wake up to the smell of bacon."

 

[Alisaura]

*is wearing a Stonehenge t-shirt*



:t-shirt addict:

 

[coolian2]

That laptop's going to be the only hot thing going to bed with you though, so take good care of it.

At least i'll have something hawt to take to bed with me.....what are you planning?

 

[the tourist]

Jen should help warm that up

I'm shocked and apalled that you would bring up such a thing.

 

[coolian2]

*is wearing a Stonehenge t-shirt*



:t-shirt addict:

I'm wearing a bleach stained Popmart Lemon T-shirt.

Now i'm slooooooooooooowly taking it off....

 

[Axver]

See also: my Facebook friends list



And we all know old people can't use computers

If you're offering Facebook as proof that you know women, then clearly, you don't.

 

[the tourist]

If you're offering Facebook as proof that you know women, then clearly, you don't.

And how.

 

[coolian2]

I'm shocked and apalled that you would bring up such a thing.

Well if you remain here postwhoring with her then it should heat up like any laptop.

 

[Axver]

At least i'll have something hawt to take to bed with me.....what are you planning?

... nothing.

 

[coolian2]

Wow, i'm getting a bit owned.

 

[mysterious_jen]

I'm wearing a bleach stained Popmart Lemon T-shirt.

Now i'm slooooooooooooowly taking it off....

bleach on a u2 t sacrelidge !



i mean take it off take it off

 

[the tourist]

Well if you remain here postwhoring with her then it should heat up like any laptop.

I maintain that my laptop only heats up in direct sunlight OR when it's been inside my bag (not in sleep mode) for more than 2 hours.

 

[Axver]

I'm wearing some shirt with indecipherable writing on it. And it's staying firmly ON.

 

[Alisaura]

... is it wrong to turn the electric blanket on in February?

 

[the tourist]

bleach on a u2 t sacrelidge !



i mean take it off take it off

You're gonna take away Ian's innocence.

 

[mysterious_jen]

no it isnt ali not at all !



and obviously axver has hawt muffins for bed !

 

[coolian2]

bleach on a u2 t sacrelidge !



i mean take it off take it off

It's why i now insist on doing my own fucking washing.

 

[Axver]

... is it wrong to turn the electric blanket on in February?

YES.

I've got a fan on here in West Brunswick, and the window in the next room open!

I suppose I don't really need the fan on, but I like the breeze.

 

[the tourist]

... is it wrong to turn the electric blanket on in February?

Only in the southern hemisphere.

 

[coolian2]

I maintain that my laptop only heats up in direct sunlight OR when it's been inside my bag (not in sleep mode) for more than 2 hours.

Excuse the coy euphemism.

 

[Axver]

no it isnt ali not at all !



and obviously axver has hawt muffins for bed !

I'm not quite sure I want to know why you'd be turning on the electric blanket in February though!

And I actually need to bake more muffins tomorrow.

 

[mysterious_jen]

i have my electric balnket on under 2 doonas and then the fan for a breeze.







head fucked.

 

[the tourist]

Excuse the coy euphemism.

You're excused.