aussie chat thread

[Axver]

Heh, my battery has 69% left.

I'll go to bed when the battery dies

You're just enjoying the innuendo, aren't you? It's probably the most you've ever got in your life.

... don't worry, same here.

 

[Alisaura]

Oh, here's a dilemma. The faster coolian posts, the quicker his battery dies...

Unless I have no concept of how laptops use battery power.

 

[Alisaura]

...

... damnit. Now you're just messing with my mind.

 

[Axver]

What can I say?

Oh, so you're taking a break from fondling your guitar to talk to us?

Susspot.

 

[the tourist]

Congratulations people, you made me sit up to get my laptop charger.

I just returned to my bed. My internet's working again.

 

[coolian2]

You're just enjoying the innuendo, aren't you? It's probably the most you've ever got in your life.

... don't worry, same here.

This isn't half as lowbrow as most of the conversations i have with my human friends

 

[mysterious_jen]

OH SHIT.

THAT REMINDS ME.

I've apparently got a couch under this pile of ironing. I was going to do the ironing during the cricket.

Uh, oops?

do you wear a frilly apron ?????

 

[Axver]

Oh, here's a dilemma. The faster coolian posts, the quicker his battery dies...

Unless I have no concept of how laptops use battery power.

He's in New Zealand. The faster he posts, the sooner he can get back to his sheep and not worry about the battery's charge.

... why the hell am I making that call?

 

[Alisaura]

do you wear a frilly apron ?????

Don't forget pink. It has to be pink.

 

[coolian2]

Oh, here's a dilemma. The faster coolian posts, the quicker his battery dies...

Unless I have no concept of how laptops use battery power.

Let's find out.



Hmm, perhaps if i manage to sleep through my alarm i won't have to get up

 

[Axver]

This isn't half as lowbrow as most of the conversations i have with my human friends

Yes, but Jen is female. A female is a mysterious creature you have probably never encountered, or at least not one within 30 years of your age.

 

[mysterious_jen]

I just returned to my bed. My internet's working again.

hai ,

 

[the tourist]

Oh, so you're taking a break from fondling your guitar to talk to us?

Susspot.

Just for that, smarty-pants, I'm going to say this: I'm only wearing underwear right now. Oooh. Burn.

 

[coolian2]

He's in New Zealand. The faster he posts, the sooner he can get back to his sheep and not worry about the battery's charge.

... why the hell am I making that call?

... why the hell are you making that call?

 

[Alisaura]

He's in New Zealand. The faster he posts, the sooner he can get back to his sheep and not worry about the battery's charge.

... why the hell am I making that call?

Because you have been assimilated.

Resistance is futile.

 

[Axver]

do you wear a frilly apron ?????

I'm nerdy, not girly!

 

[mysterious_jen]

coolian needs to move here

 

[coolian2]

Yes, but Jen is female. A female is a mysterious creature you have probably never encountered, or at least not one within 30 years of your age.

Actually i have several female friends


And their the ones with filthier minds than me. Perhaps i'm missing an opportunity there...

 

[mysterious_jen]

I'm nerdy, not girly!

ok so a star wars tshirt then ?????


or just a u2 one like me ?

 

[Axver]

... why the hell are you making that call?

I think some calls just need to be made, and hell, I might as well make them.

 

[Alisaura]

Hmm, perhaps if i manage to sleep through my alarm i won't have to get up

That's good postwhore logic!

 

[the tourist]

Because you have been assimilated.

Resistance is futile.

?

 

[coolian2]

I'm sitting on my bed because it's too cold to sit at the desk.

Ironically, i just burnt my foot on my insanely hot laptop.

Hot, very hawt.

 

[Axver]

Just for that, smarty-pants, I'm going to say this: I'm only wearing underwear right now. Oooh. Burn.

Just for THAT, I'll have you know I'm naked under my clothes.

 

[the tourist]

Actually i have several female friends


And their the ones with filthier minds than me. Perhaps i'm missing an opportunity there...

Too bad they're between the ages of 72 and 74.

 

[mysterious_jen]

Just for that, smarty-pants, I'm going to say this: I'm only wearing underwear right now. Oooh. Burn.

heading into dangerous terrritory....

 

[Alisaura]

ok so a star wars tshirt then ?????

or just a u2 one like me ?

Maybe one with that photoshopped pic of Edgespock....

 

[coolian2]

I think some calls just need to be made, and hell, I might as well make them.

But i'm an Aucklander, i sip lattes.

Not sheep.

 

[the tourist]

I'm sitting on my bed because it's too cold to sit at the desk.

Ironically, i just burnt my foot on my insanely hot laptop.

Hot, very hawt.

My laptop's actually quite cold.

 

[Axver]

ok so a star wars tshirt then ?????


or just a u2 one like me ?

A U2/history/geography/literature/music/train nerd! That's a lot of nerdiness.

I never really got into Star Wars.